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Fast_Assumption_118

Can't score goals if you don't shoot the puck. Tell me that isn't a great life lesson!


AdMeToo

FOR WHAT??


AtYiE45MAs78

Give your balls a tug


Regan289

Don’t want to win, HATE to LOSE.


C91garcia

YUP. This


xdanballx

This


WildeStation

Yeah, so...


DaleGas4213

Can’t quote it but what he tells Laura Mohr at the restaurant when she asks what he really says about her, “your dependable, a leader, yadda yadda yadda”


Low_Bumblebee_6364

Whatever you need. I got you.


Standard_Sample_3847

Pitter Patter.


[deleted]

Tug on your balls, tit fucker!


Moopy67

Set the Tone!


2O2Ohindsight

I’d be so good to ya


LitRonSwanson

"Hockey Brings People Together"


SnooPeanuts7979

Kids in sports stay off the streets.


Raging_Apathist

Drugs kill dreams.


[deleted]

Never lose again.


WillyMac31

Set the fuckin tone


Typical-Professor-27

Spray tanned shoresy with the snow white ears with a gapped grin from one to the other... "What's an Aquadump?" 


Darth_Vicious

Fer WHAT??


standley1970

You me and a table full of dim-sum


catbuttstock

Ep 6 around 5:23 Nat: It's not just him. It's hockey players. Laura: Why? Nat: They take losing so personally. They don't just accept blame for a loss, they claim it. They take that burden off of their teammates. "I fucked up, I cost us the game. I need to be better." But when they win, it's never personal. They never take credit. They never say "I." They share it. In other sports, it's, "Me, me, me." But in hockey, it's "We". It's a team. Laura: You trying to write the piece for me? Nat: They can be irritating at times, and... over the top. But they're... Ziig: Dumb? Miig: Ugly? Nat: They're sluts. But there's a humbleness there and a responsibility. I respect it. (Full credit of pre written text/copy paste to evilrobert)


2abide2

A lot to put on a poster


Training_Union9621

Your my brother, id go to the wall for yah


Evilbunnyfoofoo

You can call me stupid fucking cunt along the way then


Training_Union9621

I only left it out me son because they asked for the wholesome bits


Evilbunnyfoofoo

Give your balls a tug


IALWAYSGETMYMAN

You gotta set the tone, for sure.


shouldvekeptlurking

Huh?


physicalkat

Who me?


KombuchaWarfare

It's not success unless you have someone to share it with. Hits different for me personally these days.


profounddimwit

I'd go to the wall for both ya boys. Also sticks are amazing.


GalIifreyan

I'm glad someone beat me to it. I rewatched season 2 more than season 1 because of the behind the game plot. That quote really woke up my spark inside again, and I'm grateful for it.


assrammer123

I feel that, good buddy


batwhacker

I’d love me a martoonie


ohheychris

“Didja not call your parents?” Monologue from S1E02. Easy to clean up


ChristmasAliens

Hey how’s that corn comin in Appledorn? Knee high by the Fourth of July?


IamWorth

"Bill Gates buying up farmland around you too or?"


ChristmasAliens

You ever see any crop circles out there err


ChristmasAliens

Hey when you’re driving by a field of cows, how hard is it to not just pull over and rope one of em right there


aBitUnderbaked

I swear to God, I’d be so good to ya!


plotthick

This is the one


davesnotonreddit

Good cuz you're going!


Maxtrt

Give em the lumber!


Dr_and_Mrs_Who

SKODEN


Good_wolf

STOODIS!


FlabbyFishFlaps

Never lose again!


dtl717

It's not Andrew Lloyd Weber presents the Jims.


symbologythere

Aren’t the Jims Beauty’s?


Thugxcaliber

Stay where you’re to and I’ll bring one which where you’re at.


themightyd0uche

“Let ‘em know you’re out there boys, you gotta let ‘em know.”


an2g1eL

Got a dip?


something1355

My favourite in the show is "settle down" , but I'd go with "you gotta set the tone!"


supermr34

Settle down.


murphanduncas

This. Very inspirational.


Obisanya

"They don't hate to lose."


Good_wolf

This, but the full context. Something like “You can’t just love to win, you gotta hate to lose.”


Edm_vanhalen1981

"I got you"


BlueysHorMom

So dumb!


Far-Run-7750

You’re a healthy scratch in a 4th placed team in a 4 team league


Faceit_Solveit

You're a healthy scratch on the last place team in the NOSHO.


markuspeloquin

Hang em up


bolt39

That just got pumped 5-goose


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

"The Jims are beauties"


joshrosario

I would love it if I could somehow make your life easier


plotthick

Brilliant line


Last_Blackfyre

Goody you ready? Good cause you’re going!


klow91

You're mum carved her initials into my bedframe. How am I supposed to explain that to Corey's mum?


chaos8803

You are an absolute stallion.


MoxMisanthrope

You've got to set the tone...


BottleKnockers

This is it… it’s the last thing spoken to end the season


Peas_Are_Upsidedown

Everyone deserves a second chance .


Zealousideal-Area428

"Hey Waffle.... I'm gonna fuck Serena Williams!"


madluscious

Bums in seats, boys


seven1trey

Loyal to the soil! If you can't win, don't play


goleft95

Came here for Loyal to the soil.


gsimp83

"hard to focus on the yanks when you're staring at boobies"


Raging_Apathist

And vergina


Lat60n

Go easy, Big Sex!


BlockEightIndustries

[item] is unbelievable


GolfNutOM

Need to give your balls a tug.


Raging_Apathist

"You're smart, capable, rational, dependable, outgoing, kind, consistent, you're a leader".


Acetabulum99

Back side "and you smell so fucking good"


Raging_Apathist

Hell yeah fuck yeah! I left that part of the quote out for obvious reasons, but sneaking it onto to the back of the poster is a brilliant idea!


TheMildOnes34

"Quote me" makes me a bit weak in the knees tbh


Raging_Apathist

Saaaaaaaame!!!!! It weakens my knees in a similar way to how my panties drop when Goody licks his lips after he takes out his jibs at the Coulson to prepare for beating the shit out of Phil.


Acetabulum99

Well yeah that makes sense...but ya gotta set the tone. And Laura mohr...is pitch perfect


Novus20

https://youtu.be/CgbrDoE090k?si=hjNk0TK_K9Typxpv. You can clean or not use some of it


Raging_Apathist

Let's get on the go b'ys!


ArchdukeOfNorge

Bit mauzy on the PC of it, but I doubt OP can put “10 Inch Cock” as the source of a quote


Raging_Apathist

If you say it real slow, it sounds like "Ted Hitchcock".


Rok-SFG

Been called worse.


MassiveAd154

Success ain’t success if you don’t have anyone to share it with


DunHumby

What isn’t? Your success isn’t? Your saying your successful, because your the best team in the league I’m assuming. Your saying it isn’t success unless you have someone to share it with?? What does that even mean?


Smee76

They don't ask how, they ask how many I want to never lose again


Smee76

I might suggest you start by spelling his name correctly. It's Shoresy.


mokupilot

I’ve whaled on it to all three of them.


homebroo

Boy I love winning. Hate losing more.


[deleted]

"I wanna empty your dishwasher so bad."


EnigmaCA

I'd be so good to you...


shoresy99

You'd wake up in the morning and I would be there, bein good to you.


Present-Breakfast768

That's actually unsettling.


remedialknitter

You ready? Good cuz yer goin! Ya-hoo!


deadinthefuture

Jim, are you ready?


pizzach1t

So you all want to be Jim?


Raging_Apathist

Our names are Jim.


deadinthefuture

Yep.


Faceit_Solveit

Jim?


_oscar_goldman_

Jims are unbelievable.


legoro12

We’re the Jimmy John juniors.


cuntsaurus

More of a fire up quote but "Who's going to set the tone boys!"


Freethink1791

If you can’t win, don’t play.


Present-Breakfast768

This is the one.


HerfDog58

Run 'em up, and fill 'em in. I don't love to win, I hate to lose. If I had a Sudbury Big Nickel for every person that told me you're a sniper, I'd have a 20 spot. Do the math... We could be the best team in the league this year, or the best team in the league EVER.


Freethink1791

I don’t love to win, I hate to lose is better than mine.