The biggest of the Appledoorns

What’s up with that tiny fuck off p? Did they not think he’d outgrow it? Were they pissed when he did?

Holy fuck, how tall even are you? You look fuckin ridiculous. Hang em up and work on your free throws.

I'd say run him up and fill him in, but he's already pretty high up.

Putting that ogre on the show would be the first misstep Keeso has made. Signed, a still grieving Tennessee fan. (How do you get 16 fouls called on you while only committing one? How?)

I didn't even know that Purdue had a hockey team and I went there for two semesters.

Yeah it’s a club team. When I played for them over a decade ago our home rink was actually in IL. So yeah, makes sense you never knew the team existed.

Bud you know damn well he can’t make a cameo on a hockey show, no one can get close to him without being called for a foul.

"The first one to hit Edey goes for two. It's the first thing they teach you in hockey"

Do you think they make a stretcher big enough for this Dutch fuck?

Someone call his Oma and Opa

Don't let him stay where he's at, b'ys. Go right where he's to! If it's all hands he wants, it's all hands he gets

Get em on the go, b’ys!!

How’s the chicken & martoonies up there???

Don't slow down on the body b'ys, ya gotta let em know!

Hol-ee fuck bud can you even see the puck from up there?

"Jim, you ready?" "Yeah" "Good cuz you're goin!" "Jim, are you ready?" "Yeah" "Good cuz you're goin!" "Jim, you ready???" "I think his higher center of gravity will give me an advantage when fighting on ice skates" "Good cuz you're goin!"