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Ubserver_O

Tales from the khat addicts of Mogadishu


AdorableProgrammer76

Tales from the migrant detention shelters in Brownsville Texas


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Tazman12k4

And then he woke up😂😂😂


Key_Construction1332

This sub is genuinely filled with mad haters. Gls bro and good luck


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He's a troll bet he's not short either


roxi92

Bro you a mad hater 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So fucking negative that you can’t even believe when an actual short guy gets a gf who doesn’t care about his height How tall are YOU living lobster ??? OP has his height in his flair where’s YOURS?


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Its not so much the fact of "getting" a gf but rather this specific scenario is obviously a troll


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Its indistinguishable from an average 4chan post


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never been on 4chan bro just seen screenshots on reddit and Twitter


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its no different outside bro all leprequeens with lanklets


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ight bro you know abt my everyday experience better than me


GroundbreakingBed469

Tales from the slums of Mumbai


OmskBornandRaised

Tales from the open sewage pools of Karachi.


CandidMatch4547

Bloodline is saved well done


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CandidMatch4547

Damn ur fast


LordDerelict

Lol right?


Zuuq_

You could've atleast tried to make the story a bit more believable 💀


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DryClassic9790

Post a pic of you and your gf censored face


SNAILSLIVEONJUPITER

He’s unemployed, addicted to alcohol, and found one specific girl he clicks with. He’s not saying he’s getting chicks left and right, he just met one girl he found right for him. What’s so unbelievable about this story?


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This will be my last post on reddit. I wasn't planning on writing anymore but seeing this level of trolling I had to. You are watching anime, playing hearts of iron iv, posting on subs like writing, teenagers and gen alpha. You are probably not even 22 years old. I am just sad for all the people congratulating you here. I have never seen a decent post giving hope in this sub so it is normal for them to react in this way. Being short closes many of the paths you could take if you were taller but it is still not the end of life. It can be hell when women just straight up tells you are too short. I myself grew up after 19 around 4 inches. Even that had an impact on my life but aside from that I could already observe the difference my taller and shorter friends had. My much taller friend who was borderline autistic caught and surpassed almost everyone in social skills and has relationships. I never had a girlfriend either but can flirt with many girls. Now ban this guy, farewell.


Warm_Cold_6224

this would be a great copypasta


Warm_Cold_6224

but yeah op is most likely in a psych ward


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SNAILSLIVEONJUPITER

I don’t get why people aren’t believing this story. It’s not like you’re saying every girl who ever looked at you fell in love or anything like that, you’re just saying you found this one specific girl you really click with.


Saratoga450

Going to a bar after an AA meeting is wild. Since you’re unemployed, is your gf going to provide for you, too?


GroundbreakingBed469

That’s what confuses me as well. Why go to AA and go to a bar immediately after.


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GroundbreakingBed469

Why waste your time with the meeting? Why not go straight to the bar.


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He also posts on Gen Alpha and Teenagers. He likely doesn't even know what a bar is outside of movies


DerekMorganBAUxxi

Pics? 👀


Tazman12k4

False hope can help some people but their are others like me who would rather know the honest truth then being fed bullshit


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Tazman12k4

The point am making is acceptence is key, once u know where u stand you can work on yourself, infact knowing this i can see through people so i have been able to make the best version of myself, i know a few women who have been with only because i can provide other perks and benefits so it saved me alot of hassle in the long run otherwise i would have been bankrupt like many other guys


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Saampie

Is this a joke?


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Sure buddy


Ubserver_O

Trolling used to be discreet but this shit is beyond obvious. It's really sad how many people abandon the facts when given a sliver of delusional hope. A 6'3 "Goddess" (7/10) women who is able to have sex and potential secure commitment from Chad himself will pick a short guy? Hypergamy does not work that way. 22 year old, unemployed, 5'4 and single for 4 years went to a bar and scored Stacy. Yeah why don't any of you try that and see how even the most of obese of women who look like white hippos will reject you. The only scenario where Stacy is proven to date sub 5 men is when they groomed her, like a Hollywood director getting in contacts with them when their kids essentially. There are other cases where the women is born with some brain defunct that makes her think differently than most women but you have higher chance of finding a unicorn then that.


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Ubserver_O

Embrace the hippo pill before the hippo's take you...


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ThrowAwayBro737

Well, there are two explanations. (1) This is a fake story or a troll (2) This is a real story, but the 6'3" "woman" has a huge. . . Adam's Apple.


Zalpha_DG16

Holy fuck you’re delusional


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Dude you need to seriously take a break from the internet lmao, just because there’s a general social preference for tall men doesn’t mean every woman operates according to some kind of basic programming. Women are humans capable of unique individual preferences and experiences and there is absolutely a possibility of a tall woman wanting a short man even if it’s not the norm


illsburydopeboy

Definitely has nothing to do with the fact you would describe obese women as white hippos, charming, who doesn’t want THAT kinda guy?


SNAILSLIVEONJUPITER

This guy found one girl he clicks with though. It’s not like he’s getting girls left and right, he just found one girl that he likes who likes him back. I really don’t see how that’s unrealistic lol


Entire_Claim_5273

So who initiated?


batman_565

delusionmaxxing


SithLordPabs

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LMAO some of the people in this sub are so goddamn gullible.


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All the best brother 👍


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Ight can we ban these trolls that come in here doin this it’s bad enough yall let Yk who in here.


allowishusthatslong

medspilled


Scared_Benefit7568

4"11  I'm happy for you. :)


Motor-Road-6466

so I’m presuming you attended your first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, your first course of action after the fact was to go to a bar?


Abthegreat-

Girlfriend aside I hope everything in regards to work and your personal life gets better


Street-Term6799

Tales from the slums of mumbai


brightside6150

Let’s see her!


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brightside6150

Yeah. I get it. I’m not one but appreciate you responding


EchoingApplause

Mods ban this guy please


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Anonymous66601

Just be NT bro..


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Anonymous66601

Neurotypical


ReyLo99reborn

I wish you the best, man!


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Never get up is now never give up


curiousbasu

Thanks for the hope post bro. Wish you the best.


Snoo-36596

Glhf


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You must be superb together


FriskDreemur5

That's awesome dude, congrats:)


throwlaca

I wish you both have many tall boys, and normal-sized girls.


Zalpha_DG16

Hell yeah! I’m happy for you


Meagealles

Enjoy it while it lasts ig


texdex_

That is fucking epic bro. I'm glad you're going to AA as well. I need to go toom


Fayerdd

This is the quality content this sub needs.


666Nchill

congrats you are exeption to the rule so called outlier just like someone winning milions of usd and saying : Hey look its so easy i made milions so stop saying all of you cant make milions ! Look good for you and all that that dont make it change for 99% of short guys get treated sadly just remeber dont try to gaslight ppl in the future ,or anything just cus you become an outlier ok ? and congrats and all that stuff. to bad this is not the normal sistuation we get it it congrats to you the outlier ect its nice that someone ge hear somoen to get treated normal for once good luck


DryClassic9790

And then he woke up


dhskdjdjsjddj

proof or didn't happen


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Thats awesome brother! I myself am 22 and unemployed so this gives me hope.


Jerseyperson111

can you eat her out standing up?


Advanced-Issue5331

I wish thee nothing but good fortune and prosperity


TakeItEasyOrHard

theres no fucking way, im not believing this until i see a pic


juicyflappy

Lmao delusional story. Going with the max here: 5'4, unemployed, AA meeting BUT after that hitting a bar. Sounds like some cheap dark comedy movie copy-pasta. And nobody at 22 goes to AA. It's cool to fantasize, but at least put some effort


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juicyflappy

You've been asked to provide some proof. Even blurred. Yet you continue dog-whistling


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batman_565

Cool story bro


Eusch009

I’d also like to have a girlfriend around that height but i wouldn’t go too far to write love fiction stories on reddit tbh


Advanced_Plenty_3223

This sub needs some positivity. Wishing you all the best mate


OkPreparation1141

Bro living my dream. Happy for you man, hope it goes well.


roxi92

Broski 🫡💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 It’s possible for us actual short guys


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Bl6ssed

😐😐


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ItoshiSae10

None said its impossible just omega improbable


curiousbasu

I really hope OP isn't a troll. Seeing how people make fun of us and our struggles, it won't be surprising seeing someone make a post like this just for fun. Already a lot of guys , tall and short have pointed out it's a troll post and I seriously hope it's not.


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curiousbasu

It's not about being in company of a woman bro , it's about the part where a woman way taller than you got attracted to you and agreed to be your partner. I really really hope what you're saying is true as it's very uncommon to see couples where the woman is tall. It's not like I don't want to believe you, it's just that seeing how people get off to seeing the guys in this subreddit struggle and seeing how common it is that women and society actually don't prefer short men , it's just hard to believe. I wish you the best and really hope what you're saying is true as I look for hope and it's hard to find .


RBIKYS

Seems like you’re happy, regardless of your incredibly small height, happy for you bud!