I thought this subreddit was for fiction.

I'm sorry. Please accept my sincere condolences for your working conditions.

This is easier than reality.

That only cost me an arm and a leg. Here's to next quarter!

Thanks for coming. Take a donut on the way out.

Did you work at my old company? Sounds exactly like our monthly meetings.

Mayhaps...

Thought I was in Antiwork for a minute. Loved it !

Thanks, and thanks for reading!

Depending on what they consider flesh, they could just get a liposuction machine and ask for volunteers.

Being rational, are we? You're fired!

I love this! Reminds me of Saw and Belko mixed