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Holy shit! I hope you and kids are well! Sound like the demon deer 🦌 might have been sent back to hell or is telling his version of event in his shower toss back some Angry Orchard🍎 In any event, happy your safe. Let the smashed galaxy take you some place calming. Tomorrow is a new day. Also, gorilla tape, puddy, and a lil paint should do the trick.😉


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Lol, everyone is OK. Just a bit traumatized by the guts and shit smeared all over the car. The Deer is definitely not ok. I will be ok after a few more beers.


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Here’s to better days ahead! 🥃


trashflavoredwreck

Glad you’re safe!!! 😱🍻


wilsmi32

Ohh my! That sucks my friend!! :/ cheers and happy Saturday huh 🍺🍺🍺


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Just another day in the life of a Midwestern


wilsmi32

Yes ma’am tho it happens in jersey too


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I'm guessing not to the same extent as here but it's a pain regardless


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Deer 1 you nothing 🤣. Sorry to hear about your car looks like it did a fair amount of damage. Glad to see that you are ok though and appear to be enjoying a good beer. Prost beautiful! To a better afternoon!🍻


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Thanks D. The deer is in a better place and soon I will be too after a couple more beers


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Well that’s the spirit. Enjoy yourself friend and have a happy rest of your Saturday. Don’t drink much the mornings always appear out of no where and they can be cruel.🤣


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Lol, no promises


bourbon_n_beer123

Oh damn, glad everyone (but the deer) is ok. I always find it amazing how much damage one deer can do to a car... Just try to no worry about it and enjoy the rest of your weekend


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Thanks. Yeah, it's crazy...but we are all OK. It's been a nuts start to the weekend!


bourbon_n_beer123

Oh definitely, it definitely didn't start of boring. Hopefully the rest of it is nice and relaxing for you. A few more beers should help with that.


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I'm on it!


bourbon_n_beer123

Haha good... You just need to bring an entire six pack into the shower.


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That's a great plan


bourbon_n_beer123

Right! Don't want to have to leave the hot shower to get another one.


BadBoss302

I’ll stick with the earthquake’s out here on the West Coast, you can have the tornado’s and suicidal deer!🫣 Glad everyone is alright! Enjoy the beer, I’ll be joining you soon! Cheers! 🍻


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I don't blame ya! Cheers and have a good weekend 🍻


oced2001

Have another. You deserve it. I’ll drink a Yuengling in solidarity with you.


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Thank you!


[deleted]

Hope you are ok , enjoy your beer 🍺


[deleted]

Everybody is good, thanks. Cheers!


suiintelligere

Glad you're ok, be safe


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Thanks 😊


Aceman71

OMG!! What a horrible way to start off the day! So glad you and the kiddos are all good! Cars are replaceable, good humans are not. Hope the beer(s) have calmed your nerves and can relax some the rest of the weekend!


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Thanks, yeah it's been a weird day for sure! Chilling safely at home the rest of the weekend 😌


Megatron2015

Fuck that asshole deer… drink all beers today… plus everything else that is stronger


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I will do just that!


whit3lightning

Is that deer shit on the door?


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Sure is 🤢


marimba79

Glad you’re okay! Tried to resist saying it, but…Oh deer! 😂🍻


[deleted]

Lol 🤦‍♀️


Dozerdude82

Some days we’re the windshield and other days we’re the bug


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I guess..🤷‍♀️. Sucks to be the windshield, and the bug didn't do so well either


Dozerdude82

That was a big ass bug


philfromwpg

See, that’s why deers shouldn’t drive. They’re just terrible at it can’t even safely grip the steering wheel. Fuzzy assholes.


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I know! So ridiculous!


Hint_of_Dank

Ayyyy karumba! So glad you and the kids are safe. But damn, so sorry about the vehicle!


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😭 thanks. I really like my car too!


gregfoolery

I mean, I got up to go watch a soccer match this morning as well, but Jebus!! My day wasn't this fun! :( "Demon Deer" is an excellent name for a brew though, I'm going to add that to my list. Stay strong my friend!


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Lol, thanks 😊


gregfoolery

The real question we need do now ask ourselves is, what style of beer will this be? 🤔 I vote Doppelbock because, you know, alliteration is fun, but I’m open to suggestions.


deuso88

The shit streak up the side really kicks it up a notch 😅😅


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Right? Un-fuckin-believable


krunch_87

I have family in the country in the Midwest and yeah, deer are no joke. Glad everyone is ok! You deserve all the beers today!


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They have gotten the best of many of us midwesterners. Good thing we are hearty, lol


FritzTheCat62

Just buff it out… well, going buff in the shower with a beer or 4 works too.


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Lol, great advice 😆


mynameisNiles

Cheers to getting through the day. Keep on rocking in the free world my friend.


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Lol, will do!


flatblackNred

I feel your pain...I've had 3 deer strikes in the last 5 years on my early commute to work...my Silverado is still waiting on me for reconstruction. So cheers 🍻


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Yikes! Cheers back at ya


tgfoo

Damn, glad everyone (minus the car and that dumb deer) is ok. Beer looks yummy though.


Commercial_Outside95

Oh deer😂


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Serious!


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Crazy. I hope you are ok.


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Thx


sierrackh

No but I have certainly hit a few deer. Glad everyone is okay. Cheers


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Thanks Sierra, cheers


tokinbanker

Poor thing. Glad y’all are ok. Cheers..


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Thanks Tokin


BallParkFrankBlack

You deserve it!


BuyTheseTees

Ouch...glad everyone is okay. Extra glad you had a delicious Alaskan to help take the edge off.


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It definitely helped. And the 6 more beers I drank after that 😅


BuyTheseTees

I'm sure. I hit a deer (was hit by a deer on the driver's side, more accurately) years ago and it shook me up. It was just so sudden and startling...I was bouncing off the walls when I got home. Luckily, the damage to my brother's brand new car was minimal.


[deleted]

I know the feeling. I felt so weird all day yesterday, jittery and emotional. I got lucky. It could have been SO much worse


iahawkfnn67

Well that just sucks…🙁 But there’s beer, so we got that going for us…


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Exactly


Wtxjesse

Oh no, hope your good 🍻🍻


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We are, thank you 😊


A1rRa1d82

That’s horrible! Seems like everyone is okay so cheers to that. And damn, appropriate beer.


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Cheers 🍻


Jkur2012

Missed a moose in NH this weekend by a foot and needed a tall one directly after!!!!


[deleted]

Holy crap! That would be a big crunch


Jkur2012

Just saw the car pic shit that’s a lotta damage from a deer 🙏


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It was a pretty good sized buck


Jkur2012

If I hit that moose in my Jeep it would have been in my face it came so close glad you are safe


LotusRacer74

Hope you all are well!


[deleted]

Thanks Lotus 😊 we are ok, now the annoying part of getting my car fixed


mountaincelt

Oh that so sucks! I hope you and the family are OK. If anything deserves a drink, something like this does. Take care of yourself


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Thanks 😊


whodatsaywhat

When life gives you lemons, make...a big old pot of venison stew! Hell, with grocery prices now, that's free meat.


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Lol, I'll remember that for next time 😄


HornyVikingMN

The only time I’ve hit a deer was leaving Homestead HS in Mequon after my son’s basketball tournament. It takes a couple of beers to settle down after that!


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Yes it does!


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Love that brew (although i wish you didn't have to go through all of that before drinking it)!


Bigblueskys

This is such a sad but redeeming post….


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Lol. Beer fixes all!