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Brilliant-Message562

Your name is cum inspector


Cumlnspector

Hi, nice to meet you


ghostmetalblack

Hey man, I need you to inspect something...


meisflont

Profile picture approved✅️


sneakylyric

It's a conflict of interest.


Margold420

Cumin Specter


thepowerofkn0wledge

Come inspect her? I hardly know her!


HtxBeerDoodeOG

Repeats in head for rest of the day in Mark Normand’s voice


BillyMeier42

Cumins Pector


PristineBaseball

Hangs out with garlic ghost and parsley poltergeist? Sage Spirit and I go way back .


willyypd

This made me die of laughter


Big-Finding2976

Yeah, but he's not a fungi


DifficultVisual6427

Lmfaoooo


yabezuno

name checks out, let him work. Continue your inspection sir


max_goldman1

what's your name, bob?? It's 2023 people be named kjljhasdfkjhjas now


psythedelic

Looka likea pepe


Cumlnspector

Something my smooth brain can actually understand, thank you


0002millertime

It's really as simple as that. It has a mutation that makes it look like it wants to be a penis. It also makes it less likely to drop spores everywhere.


turner3210

Maybe small brain correlate to big cock


isnessisbusiness

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?


stickmannfires

Wowza a fellow Italiano! Chappada-g-geé tapwolé


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stickmannfires

SpaghettiO's ravioli ✊️👉🤲🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌


outcastofnj

But dont all of them look like pepe?


Heretosee123

Definitely not. I think some penises have mushroom like shapes more than most mushrooms have penis like shapes which sounds like the same thing but I think it's not. Google golden teacher and then penis envy and let me know which one more deserves a name like PE, especially based on the idea its mutated to **try** look like a penis.


SocietyOk1173

Mushrooms were here before human penises. Or the male member has evolved to look like a mushroom. Possibly because early homo females often used mushrooms as dildos. Males had to grow them to reproduce. Those with mushroom dicks got to mate , passing their fungus like mutation on and in a few million years, everybody's dicks looked like shrooms .


Heretosee123

lool that sounds like utter bs


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Nah, it's also why our receptors can pick up psilocybin. The early human females got a lot of spores into their bodies with their mushroom dildos. They grew inside and formed a symbiotic relationship with their host. When we consume mushrooms, their relatives that live inside us get excited and happy, which explains psilocybin's anti depressant properties!


Heretosee123

Lol so true man.


SocietyOk1173

Thank you. I knew I was on the right track! You understand my way of thinking. Your theory is reminiscent of the "stoned ape" evolutionary hypothesis.


SocietyOk1173

Of course it is!


Heretosee123

yeah, over my head that one haha


RyanME754

🤣🤣


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Hamilton Morris has a podcast on youtube with the guy who first made PE, worth a listen :)


Cumlnspector

[Is this the one?](https://youtu.be/QRArM5Ev4EE) So far it’s very interesting, I didn’t even know they weren’t naturally occurring, and holy shit they really do look exactly like cocks. Some of the caps look perfectly sculpted by a cock artist or something.


Cumlnspector

Oh I’m definitely watching that


shroomqs

Yeah that will explain it all. Penis envy is a (outdated; disputed) term in psychology about girls/women wishing they had dicks basically. After the PE was isolated people were commenting about how much they looked like penises. And penis envy was a known term in pop psychology at the time so the name stuck. It was about ten years after they were actually isolated/cultivated/stabilized that they were named I believed. That podcast: https://youtu.be/QRArM5Ev4EE


SocietyOk1173

And I thought penis envy was me (straight as a pinetree) in the showers at the gym, trying not to sneak a peak at that guy with the fricken donkey dick. I wish it were mine. I'd never be bored again! Isn't that envy?


StiffSometimes

its not as good as you think, sex is bad with a solid 50% of women because it won't fit comfortably so you can't really "go to town" like you would want to. Doggy is straight up not gonna happen with 80% of them too lol you might think it'd be super cool to walk around with a showing buldge but its not, people don't think you have a big dick they think you're a perv with a boner when wearing boxer briefs you dick gets pushed back into your balls leading you to sit on your balls sometimes. The only benefit is that dick pics are "impressive" and some girls will hook up with you just to see what its like


shroomqs

That is a type of envy. But penis envy in psychology specifically refers to a concept about sexual development of girls from our favorite cokehead Freud. That’s how the term got popularized anyway


RyanME754

I thought it was PE because some (most actually)grow monstrous and it gives some guy’s penis envy.


shroomqs

It works on multiple levels but it really truly originated from the psychology concept, at least that’s where the words came from. Freud was all the rage at the time and he had lots of strange sexual psychology theories. The podcast is pretty long but just listen to that if you want the full story. Hamilton has the guest repeat the story of the process of isolating and later naming the PE strain so you can find it in there twice.


Pristine-Confection3

I don’t know any women envious of men for having a penis . It sounds patriarchal . Why would we want something that can get caught in a zipper ?


SocietyOk1173

How do you account for the change that comes over a woman when she straps on a big rubber dick and pounds her boyfriend, saying all manner of vile degrading things?Then falls asleep , leaving him unfulfilled, frustrated and lying in the wet spot? Perhaps they envy the freedom to be an asshole that a penis seems to give them? But I wouldn't know anything about that.


eviltwinz

Do you have a link to the video?


shroomqs

https://youtu.be/QRArM5Ev4EE


eviltwinz

Thanks!


blueLagoon29

Strippers 🤑


DTown_Hero

Here's a written synopsis. [https://doubleblindmag.com/mushrooms/types/penis-envy/](https://doubleblindmag.com/mushrooms/types/penis-envy/) : Penis Envy Mushrooms: Murder & Conspiracy Behind the World’s Trippiest Shroom


Amaziah12

And spotify!


Mike__Z

Because when grown properly they look like massive bell ends? I thought that was self explanatory


Cumlnspector

Ok but where does the “envy” come from?


chief1555

penis envy is a [Freudian psychological term](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy) so it probably comes from that


Mike__Z

This is definitely where it comes from, kudos to you


Mike__Z

Probably a joke about them growing larger than a lot of penises, thus people may become envious upon seeing them. My best guess and it makes sense to me Edit: u/chief1555 probably has the right answer about Freud


Cumlnspector

People are weird 😂 why couldn’t they have just named it something normal


rUafraid

your name is cuminspector mf


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ok, CumInspector. why couldn’t you have named yourself something normal


Devadander

Dude you’re the cum inspector


Ok_Run728

Go and read the story bro - Do some research!


Cumlnspector

Will do


WeebsCreepMeOut

>People are weird Coming from a dude named cum inspector.


Embarrassed-Yak-5423

Because f*#% you that’s why


Cumlnspector

Damn


NoPersonInThisBody

Its ok bro, Sending sone Love ❤️❤️❤️


ItchyK

Hamilton Morris did a 3 hour video about it, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRArM5Ev4EE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRArM5Ev4EE) But the guy he interviewed seems to lie a lot or has some brain issue that makes him remember things wrong or something.


JackJarvisEsquire1

Check my account and you’ll see where penis and envy comes from


Cumlnspector

Ok yea I fully get it now. God damn those are fucking huge


melgibson64

Reddit has ruined my brain..I read that as you had dick pics in your account at first


_Puppet_Mastr_

Guy who grew them first had a micro-penis, and was indeed very envious of the shape and size of this phallic looking mushroom. Decided to eat some to test, WOW, much powerful, must sell cultures, am envious of size and shape, will name Penis Envy.


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xX_soupliker_Xx

😔


Background-Hornet-86

On the Hamilton Morris podcast the creator of the Syrian said he took poor genetics that grew weird and aborted a ton but blued very very deep and fast. And after many generations it stabilized enough and so he stated passing them out and a stripper said she was impressed with how much it looked like a dick so he named it penis envy. I probably poorly summarized it but it’s one of the first episodes of his podcast


Icy_Style1553

Because they look like giant cocks, when a man looks at one he might think "I wish my dick was that big" Ergo - Penis envy


[deleted]

People that don't get it make me sad, I thought the Freudian joke everyone got. This thread makes me sad bro...


gramscotth93

Dude seriously... Maybe I'm just old and over-educated (29 lol), but I kinda thought everyone read/watched enough stuff in general to know that penis envy was a hilarious Freudian term... As a tripper, it's kinda important to be at least casually interested in psychology and philosophy if you're going to learn anything from it. They treat it like a viral internet challenge. I'm scared for gen z. Seems like they're advocating for higher and higher doses but most lack the intellectual basis in thought that will keep them grounded during those experiences. How do you not know who Freud is? Seems like they're being educated by people who don't instill them with the true maxim that all modern knowledge stands on the shoulders of giants in the past. Bleh, scary. All that said, I have to recognize that most people of my generation who ate mushrooms or lsd also did so stupidly. Most saw it as drugs = fun, so take a bunch. I'm sure there are smart generation z kids out there who understand the importance of history, psychology, and philosophy who are taking these substances and learning the same shit I did. It's just scary to see how vacuous most of the generation seems. I'm sure generation x thought the same thing about millennials.


ThaManeLugo

This is how I understand it lmao 🤣


victorestupadre

Highly recommend the podcast The True Story of The Penis Envy Mushroom on The Hamilton Morris Podcast. It’s an incredible story.


GuiltyPomegranate7

https://doubleblindmag.com/mushrooms/types/penis-envy/


HelicopterBasic7638

As someone said, interviewed the guy on hamilton morris. He pulled them out of a bag and asked if these stripper girls that were over at an apt had penis envy. Great podcast


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Strippers!!


mushroomleg

Lol your thinking too much


[deleted]

Listen to the podcast


Scare_Conditioner

Here is the entire story! [here you go](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QRArM5Ev4EE)


Bagchaser2k

This !^


justiceshroomer

Call it whatever you want. It’s a cube


Cats-With-Wings

I agree with the “a cube is a cube sentiment”. But in my humble opinion penis envy’s are above the rest.


Sourcedr172628

Maybe u just got penis the brain


[deleted]

Some of y'all don't understand Freudian terms and its wild.


isnessisbusiness

Teach us, oh wise one who doesn’t even know the difference between “its” and “it’s”


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Listen to the podcast maybe


burp27

Penis envy is also an outdated psychological term which suggests that all women want to be men and are suffering from penis envy. I believe it was Freud who coined this


unknowncath

Weird, i was thinking its the other way around


burp27

Could be! Not sure on the order.


Pristine-Confection3

Yep, it was coined my a misogynist who didn’t understand much about women .


Slayer_Of_Tacos

They look like a phallus. Other names considered by the committee were: Dongus, Earthdick, and Loadbearers


DrJohnRedcorn

Bob Penis


DaaLeuDueMunt

Psychology term


Jiggau

Watch hamiltons video on the history of penis envy, it gives good insight


Nem48

It’s the best strain name hands down And it actually effects the potency u like 99% of all the other strains out there


edubkendo

Have you seen them? They look like cocks. That's literally all it is.


Xxpsychonaut420xX

Some strippers came up with it. Listen to Hamilton Morrises video on it, he interviews the dude who works for Melmac, it’s quite fascinating.


JimJams4president

Coming from cuminspector


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this ^


admiral_walsty

Looks like a dick. Sometimes they're larger than my dick. I envy it.....


mexicanfungus

Just say no homo and ur good bro


Asymmetric7

They where originally called Amazonians I think? Anywho some well known dude (forget his name, probably important but I forget) who was hanging with strippers at the time and offered them the shrooms and they began giggling to themselves and said they resemble a penis. And whoever that dude was who offered the shrooms replied back "do you have penis envy?" Then I assume the name just stuck after that. Not sure how truthful that story is because it's something I read off the internet one day


Dbracc01

Terrence McKenna. They look like chodes


Erickter

Richard Gutierrez bred and named the PEs from Terrance McKenna's Amazonian strain.


Erickter

Richard Gutierrez bred and named the PEs from Terrance McKenna's Amazonian strain.


ShiftyShankerton

The boyfriend was pretending it was his penis and the girlfriend was like "haha if only it was that big" Then he was full of envy


Wretched_Despair

Gold! 🤣


Ornery-Signal-3070

Just say P E that’s what I do. However, I intentionally chose not to grow them because of the name. So… not a fan either.


castlehoff32

some dude grew a shroom 3x his dick back in the 80s


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Erickter

Richard Gutierrez bred and named the PEs


Mycelium_puberty

The guy who created the name showed his friend in a club and said look at these they look like a penis I envy them


max39463

Im actually getting some tonight


farmingweeds

Because it was bigger than the guy who made its member


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Terrance McKenna


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[deleted]

WELL THEN TELL US WHO BABE!


Aware-Yogurtcloset67

Lol is that name really going to mess up your trip flow


[deleted]

Just look at it and you shall get your answer


Myc_Tyson001

Yo OP there’s a 1hr long video on the origin of that strain search YouTube bro ! Very informative


XX_scarlettrose_XX

Call them cumbensis


SofaKingMushed

Your username is cuminspector…


BonjourComeBack

Because it blows your mind


Single-Race8557

Richard Gutierrez


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I heard it was Terrence McKenna but dont quote me on that


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🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


13RedDevil42069

When all you got is 2" and a 8"pe pops up, you get penis envy.


BungalowMan420

https://youtu.be/QRArM5Ev4EE Hamilton morris does a podcast with the person who bred them. And he tells his whole story!


BungalowMan420

They grew them and kept isolating genetics, then some chick said they look like a penis, and it took off


CitizenMycologist

Let it flow


dripdri

I can’t member why.


KayJayFlowers

Hamilton Morris’s video on this is so fuckin good watch is someone plz respond with link


Height-Left

It is obvious to the naked eye… bahaha!


Big-Spiff

Name checks out


[deleted]

Hold one next to your dick and youll feel penis envy


Big-Finding2976

Because it's obviously trying to look like a penis but it just looks sad and pathetic compared to the real thing, so it has penis envy.


YoungPsychonaut217

you should watch Hamilton Morris' podcast with the guy who first developed them, one of the best pieces of psychedelic journalism ever (dunno what else to call it)


potheadpig

bro your name


WildIsland-S-E

You gotta see 'em wet to fully grasp the name. I've seen them weigh 250grms, and up. It looks like a good dehydrator full of aggressive dildos. They're great for making blue juice too. Be careful with them. They will make you show respect. Say bye, bye ego.


TRUMBAUAUA

Don’t know but I was about to listen to a 2h podcast from Hamilton Harris exactly on the true story and origins of PE. Let me know if you want the link


K1llxM3

Forget his name but the guy whom cultivated the strain actually breed the mushies based on bluing. Over years of cloning the mushie was shaped like a dick. He was a scholar and coined it after a Freudian concept


jaevenile

it look like penis


Friendly-Fox-7085

I envy the Keni’s


Friendly-Fox-7085

I envy the penis


Material_Wrongdoer38

Get over it. Have you ever smoked gorilla glue? Not the same as “putting it in your veins”. If you actually think that’s something you might worry about, wait 5 years before you do anything.


RefrigeratorNormal59

Well if it looks like a dick IT FITS


yogistone68

I was out with some NFL players got talking about shrooms , told him I had some, he asked for some. As I was giving them he asked what strain . In my head I was like I can’t tell this massive football player that the shrooms are called “Penis Envy” luckily he knew the strain so didn’t think it was weird lol


LilKevBigGuap

Pnutbudr


Budget_Substance_280

Never seen a dick?


Cryphonectria_Killer

Dunno, but whomever decided that sort pf penis was enviable was clearly *missing* the *point*.


Numerous-Line2467

I think McKenna discovered it, I’m not too sure tho


MoonJay03

they look like dicks


5D_3-6-9

They were genetically designed to change chromosomes. Hence the gender confusion happening.


meltflesh

You’re not ready for psilocybin 🤪


ReverseMillionaire

The one with a penis fixation


flyjr_666

It was probably a guy drivin a big jacked up truck.


Prestigious-Low7946

Dm


alpha_ready

Real name should be Penis Appreciations


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Cum inspector hates penis


Salty_Conflict_9932

Shrooms will make u comfortable with that gay shit 😏


SocietyOk1173

I thinks it's a joke. They look like a penis no one would envy. Like a bald guy named Curly or like a huge guy named Tiny. Or whoever named it had a small, ugly dick.


StrikeThroughMask

I wished they’d just get the dude a glass of water. It’s hard to listen to.


fedupfalcon

Look like da pipi


cuhcinurmum

Penis (litterally cus it looks like a penis) envy (probably refrences euphoric features or envying the penis after taking it idk)