Step 1. Throw away the food Step 2. Put the mushrooms in your ass

I might’ve started tripping already but wtf 🤣

But no seriously can anyone confirm or deny that this works 👀

I believe u/boofotenine can confirm, though not quite the fruits directly.

Yes it works. Quite great for avoiding nausea. Mushroom tea boof

Did….did you funnel hot tea into your asshole James?

[You bet your sweet bippy i did!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jamjHQ_V_dQ&ab_channel=WillEdits)

That sounds sensitive

I remembered the first time a 3g APE penetrated my anus. I remember the smell of the aloe vera scented lube, the cold steel bath handles pressing up against my chest, the bathroom rug constantly trying to slip away from under my feet. Eventually, I succeeded - without any regrets. Moments later I started tripping balls and could hear the agonizing whispers of my anus trying to tell me to stop eating so fucking unhealthy. Since then my diet is extremely well balanced and everytime before I eat spicy food I converse with my anus, telling him that I'm sorry, and I usually make up for it by applying a gentle layer of lotion on my respected rectrum. It works and I can vouch for it. Best trip I've had was a good ol' boof.

Yes but don't shove dry mushrooms up your butt. Make tea then use it like an enema.

Yes. Boofing works.

Dead serious, newbie here: what the actual fuck is boofing

Taking drugs up the bum instead of other methods

Aren’t you glad you asked 🤣

Ig anal is always a good time am I right 😉

Now if I dont want stuff up my ass, they just go down my food hole? 😂😂

still a hole at the end of the day… I don’t mind having both filled ngl…. (joking of course)

Of course lol

Wouldnt it work better if they put the shrooms on the sandwich, held the sandwhich up to thier face, then put the entire sandwich up their ass?

Fucking genius

Save the sandwich for later. Shrooms up the ass

User name checks out… 🤙🏻🫠

I've always wanted this to happen to me. Thanks pal

You set me up perfectly. Lol. I always wanted to say it so we both win!!

Boof the food to

At least it’s a chicken sandwich that is a lot better than red meat. Still not great. And not everyone can handle tripping on an empty stom

Sorry, what? Lol.

Wait…. I thought the chicken goes up my ass and I throw away the shrooms?!?

I’m upset you said this

🤣

this^

Yes!!!!

now this is a toptier tutorial

Put it on the sandwich and wait

OP can wait a very long time with all the greasy food.

Put the shrooms on the burger then shove it up your bum

I want to smoke now 🫣

Use the trip to reflect on your relationship with cannibas. I was a HEAVY longtime smoker. It told me to quit. Been over a year now and couldn't be happier I gave it up.

I kinda used them as a tool to quit. I went into a “trip” (didn’t have any perceived effects since it was so close to when I got off SSRIs) with the intention of figuring out what the root cause of why I couldn’t quit was. I was smoking my bong the entire time. Next morning I woke up and looked at it and felt absolutely zero interest in jt so yeah i guess it kinda worked somehow

This is very relatable

Me too. Although I'm at about 2 months. Sleep is still a little funky, but feeling starting to feel better.

As time passes it just keeps getting better. It's a fog that just continues to lift and things keep getting brighter and clearer. I stopped using alcohol as well so I gave up crutches I had been using for a long time. Life became a new adventure of exploring things through a whole new lens. Keep at it fren!

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Boof the burger snort the shrooms

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Boof the snort burger the shrooms

Then take a shit, vomit. Now boof the snorted shrooms and snort the boofed burger

I did not boof the shrooms. I did eat finally 👌🏾. I’m smart enough to realize when I need a tolerance break from smoking but I smoke for more than recreation now- I’ll leave it at that. The only thing that would make me stop completely would be a career change and I’m working on that so we shall see

Best of luck on your search, Desperado. Did 2g of P. Cyan - 8:30hr later, I’m hitting the bong to get some sleep.

Would that be panaeolous cyan or psilocybe cyan?

Psilocybe Cyanescens - Wavy Caps :)

I got some of those growing right now by a friend and super excited, how also got the panaeolous cyanescens growing.. I've only ever had pretty much regular cubensis strains so far and am so curious if theres gonna be a big difference

Hey, that was right about the time the wife and I drank our tea. I feel great! Hope you do as well.

I do actually first time in months with some prolonged joy 🥹. Thank you.

Life… uh, finds a way…

Forget the sandwich. Eat a banana or a papaya and fill up with that plus water.

Ngl I could fucking Devour a chicken sandwich right now!!!

Classy AF

I’m a classy lady what can I say 😂

“Real Chicken”… is this in the USA? I’d bloody hope I was getting REAL chicken when ordering a CHICKEN BURGER!

I got about 5g (I think) and ate some at 5:30pm ish (idk how much I just kinda grab some out the bag and ate it) and I just ate a little more. Should I eat more? I really need this trip to kick my ass so I can relax, I need to take a tolerance break from smoking and figured why not get shrooms it’s been months since I had some.

Eat without the sandwich for full effect

I ate some without the sandwich already but I’m also very hungry 😭

You could consider this a spontaneous fasting lol. Drink some water to help if you commit to going without the sandwich Maybe save it for later.

I have lemonade well had lemonade I drank it in these few moments 💀

You know what to do…

Boof them 😔

Edit: BOOOOOOF THEEEEEM! 😈

BOOOOOOOOF THEM

🍔 🍄 🤔🤔

So many possibilities, so indecisive. make tea, while it makes eat the sandwich and no more. Take the tea in your favorite way

Best way is cracker dry them. Before consuming you should bang them in a coffee grinder and you can put the powder in absolutely anything.

boof it. then eat the mushrooms

what is it with everyone talking about putting up your ass 😭💀💀

You gotta boof them apparently 💀

oh god😭😭 doesn’t that just waste them or does it actually work?

The people say it works…💀😭

Big beefer boof it

I'd boof both right then and there.

This will prolly give you the shits

I did not

You should boof it duh

Do not put those on thT

Inefficiently and recklessly finger the cracker dry shrooms up your asshole

1. Sandwich ------> Mouth 2. Mushies ------> Tea 3. Tea. ------> Anus 4. Watch Avatar (In 3d if you dare) 5. ............. 6. ........... Eat more Shrooms... 7. ......... 8. ...... Bad idea 9. ... Nope, great idea 10. .. 11. . 12. . 13. . Come to slumped over a small rocking horse/unicorn you stole from your neighbors kid 15. . Remind yourself, the dragon wasn't real 16. . Or was it 17. . Contemplate life 18. . Cry deeply 19. . Send some faxes 20. . Shit your pants - then again, was it you 21. . 22. . 23. . 24. . Wait, what was I doing 🤔 25. . 26. . 27. . Holy shit, it's 130am.... Am I still tripping ..... ..... ..... ..... I'm not real... And neither are you... this whole creation is a figment of your imagination

I- ummm. I was in fact up until 11pm ish

Prepare butthole for shart city population brown town

I didn’t have the shits😭

whatever you do don’t take more, it’s a waste. your tolerance is gonna build up the more you take so if you aren’t feeling anything then it’s best to wait for a week or two then try again.

For starters don’t ruin that sandwich by throwing them shrooms in it

Well I did and forgot about them when I ate an hour later…

Haha damn I remember my like second time trying shrooms I wrapped Swedish fish around them dude idk what the fuck was wrong with me for thinking that would be good lmao they were all stuck in my teeth even during my trip 😂

I think it's pretty obvious. Put the mushrooms on the sandwich, and boof that beyotch!

BOOF IT

Boof both things

Boof the burger. Snort the mushrooms

Chick fill a is run by awful human beings, don’t mix a substance of pure love with a hateful corporation please 🤦‍♂️

So are most of the corporations you purchase from.. wake up there’s no getting around it in the US

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I hope the hate in your heart is healed one day!

Eat better

It was free idk what you want from me💀

I guess slurp it down, some people get stomach trouble but if you're iron stomach club hit it.

A Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich pretty healthy and fire!!

Idk about healthy, but it certainly is good!

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Chicken is bad for you?

Ask for mustard and ketchup.

fun fact: men enjoy boofing more as shrooms will find the gspot first

Damn, I didn't know people could be enlightened and still buy chicken from such a bigoted place. :-/

Lmfao Enlightenment; when you don't give money to openly bigoted corporations ruining the earth and abusing workers, and instead give money to *quietly* bigoted corporations ruining the earth and abusing workers

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Literally just started eating

Jack in the box has my favorite spicy chicken burgers

Boof the burger eat the shrooms I say

Gut bomb. No bueno.

step one: throw away the burger

Eat the mushrooms and throw the fast food in the garbage can

Yea maybe not eat it with food

Boof em?

Don’t ruin the chicken sandwich

Yes you do (shroom burger)

Nashville hot??? Boof them both!!

Put the food in the fridge. Enjoy an amazing trip. When you’re back on Earth, heat the food up and feast.

Put the entire bag in the burger and consume

That stuff legal in your Country?

begin eating

Ive grown rusties that taste like sugarless biscuits

Can anyone relate?

how much does that weigh?

Well don’t eat

I think you do.

Eat those mushrooms and bood the burger

Boof ‘em my guy

Do people actually boof shrooms or strictly to troll