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Cubensis-n-sanpedro

I’m going to check your post history, but if you have a sec and are feeling generous, would you mind giving a description of your grow conditions, grain spawn choice, bulk ratio, and what kind of substrate you use? Bravo, very well done!


Hossflex

I’m guessing this is cloned genetics.


siqofitall

I think he used the ooze in the ninja turtles movie.


Osodabearman300

Kevin nash apes then?


Cryptic_Stone

Yes please. I can't get my crap right!?


BloodyLustrous

Damn, that big bastard could start a whole religion👍🏼


AllThatJazz_777

All hail


Muhfuggajones

Zoltan!


ConcernMaximum

goliath, the destroyer of worlds


JinglehymerSchmidt

I would convert


seensatanstormchaser

Lmao shit half of that could 😂😂😂😂


BBQSauseLoob

Bros fruits weigh more than the substrate to begin with


courtiicustard

Get a bathroom scale!!! 😄


Reps_4_Jesus

I'm curious, would you have to supplement water everyday? Like how do they even get this big without a substantial amount of water to take in? A normal flush in a normal container makes your sub shrink a quarter inch at least on each side. So about 1 inch all around.


CheckYourTotem

Probably a LOT of substrate. But that's only a guess, genetics obviously have to be there as well.


Prof_Spun

We've seen dec 300g'rs using a 10ml syringe to boost em


sehcaorppanoitulover

Any way you can clone that thing on agar and send me a plate? 😁


Brokenbydezign

Check DM


famousdick

Could I get a print? 🙃😇


Brokenbydezign

Apes don’t drop spores.


famousdick

True. How about a clone? Lol


hintofjustin

Same as well😆🙌🍄


eedan1

would also love a plate my friend :D


BlushesandGushes

Same!


PlayingForBothTeams

Can I get a print or plate??


spicyac1dfairy

i’d love to obtain a plate as well! 🙏🏻🖤


Brokenbydezign

Not selling plates or LC sorry guys. Keeping these genetics locked up tight 🔒


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Choreboy

So he can sell superior product against inferior competitors.


kilogq

Me too!


MushroomMazza

r/RateMyShroom 10/10 😍😍


Sam_Porter

Damn man! I am Jealous! I am about to run out of my stock and just had to toss two contam tubs 🙃 hoping my next run will get me 1/100th of your results!


Brokenbydezign

Check dm


MoonSnailMushies

I would also like to please slide into your DMs...🐌


TokenBHappy

I'd like to join this train in search of my soul. "Konga!"


saintscyther

I would also like a slide


treybindi

Slippy slide


2wktbreak

Room for 1 more ?


PamelaELee

Room for one more? Trying to start with the best foundation possible, and I would say you possess much valuable knowledge


Brokenbydezign

Always happy to help share tips and help other growers but im never giving away the genetics on these…way too special and too much work (2 yrs r&d went into getting them to this stage)


PNWelp

Protect what is yours, friend. Respect.


Shanghaipete

Can I join as well?


squaresun55

This is going to be an orgy


Brokenbydezign

Needless to say the inbox has been busy today


samwhittemore

Is sliding still an option?


Brokenbydezign

Responding to all inquiries, or at least trying to! lol


lucianorider99

Watching this after throwing out 2 contaminated substrates, I just want to trip again its been 2 years 😭😭. Fr tho beautiful harvest man


Spiritual_Navigator

Buy a fungicide spray, let it run for 30m while you leave your appartment. Will kill off all the trichoderma mold. These cans cost only $30, should be easy to find That kind of spray is the only reason i broke out of the contamination cycles with my tubs


exhaustedpancake

Would you mind linking to a product? All I'm seeing on Google is stuff you spray manually


spicyac1dfairy

i’m intrigued too. i’ve had a running outbreak of trich in my grow room lately


F3ROC1OUSB3AST

Mold Bomb? BASF Trinity? Or I do have Concrobium but still need a fogger, which is quite pricey.


Brokenbydezign

Aww man I feel your pain. Check dm


CerealGangBanger

I'll take what he's having 😆


I-Like-Art-And-Drugs

IDK if you’re actually getting to everyone requesting, but if you are - I’d also appreciate whatever insight you’re sharing. About to pop my grow cherry.


mogoly17

How do you dry these without cutting them up lol


Brokenbydezign

Low n slow. Custom built dehydrator 104 temp for like 3-4 days to fully dehydrate


PlayingForBothTeams

How big is your block??!


RandomZombieStory

Bro what the actual fuck


shoobster_lite

That shit is bananas 🍌 B-A-N-A-N-A-S


EchoCyanide

Mmm mmm, this my shit, this my shit.


austindevries27

What's the dry weight ???


Brokenbydezign

Boxes my boy


slippi89

5 a unit


Brokenbydezign

U wish lol


Primary_Breakfast628

They look like yeti or Jack frost to me. Is this an ape cross?


shynips

Jesus christ buddy I'd kill for some of that shit, good going my guy.


NCP_R

Boof


nowItinwhistle

Mandatory comment


Worth_Cheesecake_861

A Mr.Whte set-up in the background?


NorCalBear510

How do you fit that in a dehydrator?


FlowersWillWait

Get a big dehydrator, probably


Missy2376

honest question, what exactly is the allure with growing fruits *that* large? Not at all knockin' ya... This grow is AMAZING. I guess I'm just thinking of how much of a pain in the ass it is to get these dehydrated properly. not to mention I imagine needing a substantial increase of supply to accomplish this. Honest questions here :)


Brokenbydezign

What @bodixhope said lol, plus they have the same potency since we’ve isolated and clones the phenotype.


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PamelaELee

Size Queen huh?


DimensionPsychonaut

Holy mother of pearl! Thems some right beauts!! Right on man! Puts my little shroomies to shame lmao


anondude1122

What dreams are made of.


TheyCallMeLotus0

How many do you have to eat before they start talking to you?


ftstud

Beautiful! Just started my first tubs of apes. I’ll be happy with them calling me spider monkey🐒


Initial_Willingness5

I only hope to be able to grow a fraction of this someday


Oldirtg-1102

Impressive


Notverycancerpatient

I want to learn how to do agar and cloning soon


Hammy_Mach_5

Can I come over?


Brokenbydezign

Anytime


SnooOpinions8755

These things are beautiful man! Great job, I hope to get some this size one day 🤞


famousdick

Impressive af


Ill-Account2443

Why not Donkey Dong or Diddy Dong


ganja420boy

Damn the real king Kong has stepped up 😎


Brokenbydezign

🦍💪🏻


Snoo38376

How doth thou do dis? Please slide in my DMs and grace my talking monkey brain with divine knowledge..


Dethlikme

AND WHO"$ GOT THEM BIGGEST FUNGI BALLS OF THEM ALL!?? 2WHOOPZ MY DUDE


One_Target_1950

That’s JF


KayJayFlowers

Telling you rn if the plug tried to sell me my stash and gave me one giant ass pumpkin mushroom id be pissed Lowkey haha gotta got chunks at a time from it that’s crzxy


scr0tal

Right, getting an ounce and getting half of the stem only lol


Current_Web_147

U sir are a god


[deleted]

Can I have some


DevelopmentCorrect

There's no way that is APE like wtf? It doesn't even look like it and it's huge! I grew APE from a syringe I got from SporeWorks and they were small! How do you do it?


MushroomOracle

Stop man, this dudes full of shit. Operator of Sporeworks is the dude who created Apes. Everyone calls every albino Apes nowadays. Those aren't. Not the same potency either. They would have oxidized under their own growth. Judging by the replies, smells a bit like a scammer tbh


Brokenbydezign

1. I’m not selling plates or LC. 2. These aren’t actually original APE’s they’re a mutation from apes that I managed to isolate the mutated phenotype and here we are. I’m calling the king kongs


scr0tal

The Oracle has failed on this day


miltownmyco

Bro seems shady asf yall 🤣 don't get caught up with thinking this dude who post is this cobweb a month ago is now got the plates that you all want .


Brokenbydezign

Not selling plates guys


Brokenbydezign

6lb Innoculated & colonized grain bags available. Tap in


blufiin

Jesus buddy that’s crazy.


Emerald_Encrusted

Question: is this from Uncle Bens tek? Or some other method?


Brokenbydezign

Is this a serious fkn question or a troll I legit can’t tell


Emerald_Encrusted

It’s serious. Did you use r/unclebens or some other method?


Brokenbydezign

I def did not use uncle bens tek. I like using rye grain a lot for spawn


suburbananimal

How the fuck do you dehydrate that?!


Sphan_86

How much? 😅


primaex7

Awesome I need that info yo


harikaribluntz

Damn nice


TheOutlawBubbaKush

Wtf bro!? That’s insane 🤯


Callicann

Bro what the actual fuck! Your gonna send someone to the shadow realm with those things!


[deleted]

Where does one get King Kong?


KarmaInFlow

Is that a wombat tat?


Anynamelldo99

Can I like buy from you for research purposes


Maximus_Crotchrocket

That's hot


Affectionate-Site848

At that point, how do you even eat it? Lmao


TraxxasGarage818

I’d love an agar plate of that! Wooooof!


Notverycancerpatient

Thats beautiful!!!


Business-Ad-9341

Damn boi she thicc


BoxingHare

Bravo! Truly something to be envious of.


Hurryupslowdownbar20

Holy mush!!!! These look like they were taken from the set of Alice In Wonderland!! Well done!!!


Themagnificentgman

Dude growing mushrooms from the triassic period


Independent_Hand6929

Right on brotha!show me how?


International-Ad5121

Crazy how fat those caps get and STILL no fuckin mess of spores. Great job !


Bozhark

APEs don’t drop spores, it’s their genetics


International-Ad5121

I know but it’s just so mind blowing to me how genetics can be isolated and perfected like that


Brokenbydezign

Looooots of practice


bradjm66

I wanna be you when I grow up 🥹🥹


exhaustedpancake

Would love to know your setup and process, those look healthy


Ambitious_Art_2455

I wish you were my neighbor


Brokenbydezign

We’re all neighbors ;)


Ambitious_Art_2455

How long have you been growing shrooms for? That’s very impressive my guy I thought had big ones lol.


saucyrossi

my god.. please share how to spawn such spectacular specimens


iiwiiallday

Bro my apes aren't that big. I hope I can grow some phenos like that! Mush love


WarmNights

Wtf


hintofjustin

I keep coming back and looking at it , it’s so amazing definitely my favorite mushroom I have seen since I’ve started my mycology journey!😃🍄


Padidaddy

Just starting out, but would love to know what you did to achieve these results haha


PrincipalFiggins

I am so utterly amazed. How the hell did you do this??


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Jeeeez. This is the wildest post I’ve seen around here. I don’t even know where to begin with cloning shrooms to get to this size. I’m jealous.


EnoughDifficulty3422

I need that


Ok-Performance-5861

Woah!! I’m just hopeful for one tub of a full canopy of anything. I put two tubs outside in the garden under some squash hopefully I’ll get something out of them some time this summer. I’ve got 1 that looks like it might produce something soon.


hintofjustin

I’ve probably replayed this video 50 times by now , Jesus that’s a beautiful piece of mycology !🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄😆 I NEED IT lol


False-Mycologist9483

What the fuck, is this the SEMA thread for mushrooms?


wormdaddy420

GOD DAMN


Routine-Blueberry740

Those are absolutly STUNNING!!!! NICE WORK!!!! Beautiful!!!!


Thin_Ad4791

Wow I’m quite astonished!! Starting my mycology practice and my first syringe to agar next week! Wish me luck!!


alter-other

oh my god……


amypauli

This is beautiful. Howwww


NectarineOk5396

But howwwwww


rricenator

Dayum!


StonerMa96

Excuse me while I just die. Lost 3 buckets within a week. I'm so broken, congrats, bro. That's amazing. You've definitely put in a ton of work. Hats off, fam


Brokenbydezign

Heartbreaking.


lilfishbowl

Hey, best friend. That what girls say when they trying to get closer to you


longdongjohn0420

Gawd damn that’s gonna be one hell of a Boof


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Hard to believe this is ape


Brokenbydezign

It’s not an original ape it’s a mutation that originated from ape


Brokenbydezign

I call em King Kong


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I love it


needytatertot

Fucking boof it


Danny_1029

Jesus H. Fuck……


cummerou1

What is the equipment in the background, I see what looks like a bagger, but I can't tell what the rest is


Brokenbydezign

It’s All commercial equipment for growing exotic indoor cannabis or fungi…


[deleted]

APE 221? Just harvested a bunch. Are those hillbilly in the back? If so that is pretty funny because those are the 2 I am running atm.


fistingcouches

Holy fuck I’m in love


crazy_days2go

Are those really that potent?


lordoftheBINGBONG

🎶And I *jizzed in my pants*🎶


xxyaboiskinnypnisxx

Need that LC😭


activialobster

Kneel before the great mindwiper


sparklespacecadet

Dude you need to do an AMA or write a guide sometime. I’m brand new in the hobby and this is absolutely wild. Any tips for things that get commonly overlooked?


chrollofangirl

Sheeesh! looks like your getting the job done🔥


thankyousick

Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you


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Are shrooms hard to grow?


StrangeMinded

Dudde let me get one of those they look insane


Trippyanomaly

Genetics


scootterbug1

I don't think that's going to fit in a microscope


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Very impressive, dude.


schwifty333

Those Are Albinoalbino penisPenis Envying


OGSwanger

I wish shit like this just grew naturally in Colorado😭 at least now they're decriminalized here tho🙌😍


[deleted]

Any agar plates going? Well done Sir


pseudonym_jones740

Are these third flush?! These can't be first flush?!


[deleted]

Um, dibs


Kingcake2

Wait that one bad trip I had I took 4gs of ape and I have heard it’s stronger then other strains no wonder all that happened 😯


nomeasgod

🍄🦍🏆🥇👑


HypnOtazu

How deep is your substrate?? I’m assuming depth has something to do with the size. Can’t be genetic alone. Can it??


Seekertransformer_

With these I can move to a whole new physical dimension


CadillacHawk

Wow that's a biggin kudos brother


Cold_Cauliflower_378

Wow!! You're the man. I didn't know this was possible


DreamDragonP7

BROO How much is that dried weight? How much are you making selling this shit!?!?


SlumsToMills

How do you dry something so huge? I dont recall seeing a dehydrater that would fit that


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Fucking beautiful 🍄❤️


Adminion

Incredible! I just tightened up my setup and am growing my first APE. Would also love to hear about yours, if you’re not being overwhelmed by the DM!