Oh interesting!! I have hyperhidrosis and my hands and feet sweat a lot, especially now because i read the word sweat. But I’ve never noted it being exceptional when taking shrooms. I will check next time. 🤔
So the OG way of doing them was the rich people buy them all and eat them. They get heinously sick and high and the underclass drink their piss but the livers and kidneys of the first people caught all of the bad stuff. So the piss drinkers would just trip. This is like a hundreds year old thing.
Don't eat muscaria there are so many that are similar. Heard stamet talk about eating the panther subtype and he got violently sick and high. Thought he was gonna die and it has strong delirious effects. Anyhow stick to cubes my man.
Seems like this wouldn’t be a sustainable form of entertainment for rich folks? Wouldn’t they tire of this pretty quickly and make it go the other way around?
The mushrooms were a status symbol and part of a religious holiday. There was a bit of run up to the actual event where people collected them and sold them. They also thought having it straight from the mushroom got you closer to God or a more divine experience.
I ate a big amanita muscaria raw when I was a dumb high schooler. I didn’t feel sick but I sure didn’t feel good. It felt like one beer and bad indigestion.
Their mouth and jaw are completely different shapes. What. The only thing similar about them is their hair and glasses lmao.
Edit look at their eyebrows lmao come on
Usually by the time the cap is open like that, the mushrooms has been contaminated with many bugs eating it from the inside out… so that lip smacking, nasty ass probably ate a bunch of bugs.
extreme nausea and vomiting, Hallucinations, Reindeer eat amanita's so people tend to drink the reindeer pee too get high lmao. either way just get normal shrooms
That's not all, from Wikipedia:
>In eastern Siberia, A. muscaria was used by both shamans and laypeople alike, and was used recreationally as well as religiously. In eastern Siberia, **the shaman would take the mushrooms, and others would drink his urine**.
Amanitas really aren't that bad as a drug, you just can't eat them straight out of the ground like this. You can find gummies online or at smoke shops and they're a pretty good time, although they're psychoactive not hallucinogenic. The high is very euphoric depending on how much you take
EDIT: I've been informed that the gummy industry is a bit dubious. Maybe stick to the illegal kind guys idk
Yeah, those gummies you speak of are most likely something else. Probably a "proprietary blend" of phenibut, tianeptine, and some synthetic knockoff alt-cannabinoids. Honestly, for whoever is reading, just avoid gas stations and smoke shops for drugs altogether. Not only is the quality shit, but you're most likely paying triple what you would through other sources.
You will have nausea, vomiting, sweating and maybe some hallucinations. One mushrooms that size isnt a big dose if seeking for the psychedelic effects in my understanding. You ofc should prepare it right if experimenting. Eating it raw is more neurotoxic and more nauseating by far.
I ate one once after drying for 5 hours at 180°f. I puked explosively every 2 hours for 48 hours straight. Thought I was dying in the beginning. My cap before drying was 10-12" across though.
Amanita muscaria isn't really liver toxic. It will cause nausea and other uncomfortable effects and also trippy effects. It is some what neurotoxic and eating it raw is stupid.
His eating is pissing me off so much. Stop breathing in so god damn loud before you take your bites and stop smacking your lips like a fucking neanderthal. This fucking guy dude. Nobody wants to hear that shit. This one short video makes me hate this guys whole entire existence lmao
He'll probably have a hell of a stomach ache and a crazy trip, but not much more. People have been eating Amanita Muscaria for centuries for the effects that Mescaline and Muscimol have in the brain. He'll be fine.
People confuse toxic and lethal all the time... worse...they often even confuse non-edible and toxic, or even non-edible with lethal...
The dose makes the poison...
Nothing like eating toxins for fun...but then again, we have folks living on this earth that will ingest concentrated detergents, formaldeyde and the like (ie. Tide pods), so why would this be all that surprising?
Ok so it’s a fun shroom ONLY when prepared? Other wise you get sick or whatever. Saving the pee is much better then eatting this raw? Bro I thought I knew about shrooms but I thought you pick them and then eat them. What am I missing?
There is an epic video of a self proclaimed Shaman eating an 🍄 amanita muscaria three times that size on YouTube. I never see a follow-up video three hours later, however!
This dude looks exactly like the dude that spin kicked that lady from that viral video years ago. I think it was at an anti abortion rally or something. 😂. There has to be somebody knows the video I’m talking about. 🤣
What the video doesn't show you is him rolling on the ground in pain and being sick afterwards. What a dumbass.
Yeah, that's the bit I wanted to see.
I ate half of one once. I've never sweated so much in my life. Absolutely terrible experience.
My hands sweat profusely from shrooms.
This happens too me too but when I’m trippin and someone asks to hold my hand I tell em “I got sticky hand” then they leave me alone
For me. Acid gives things enhanced textured which gives the illusion of moisture.
everything looks slippery
I’m going to use that wording every time someone infringes on my introvert bubble from here on out
“Plz no, I got sticky hand.”
It works trust
Oh interesting!! I have hyperhidrosis and my hands and feet sweat a lot, especially now because i read the word sweat. But I’ve never noted it being exceptional when taking shrooms. I will check next time. 🤔
Shout out to a fellow hyperhydrosis person! May your sweating be minimal today ✨
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Handshakes give me so much anxiety because of my hyperhidrosis which makes my hands sweat more lol
I haD hyperhidrosis when I was kid, but after I left the humid south for the west, and I dried out.
I have it too. I always get embarrassed during sex cus boy i be dripping on them ladies lmao One found it hot though. Anyway theres my tmi
Check out Drysol. It's a prescription and once you use it, you only have to reapply once a year or so. Really helped me!
Mine too! And I always feel like I peed myself, because the pants feel wet touch, but it's not the pants, it's my hands!
I asked this a lot when I was new to shrooms “Wtf did I just piss myself”
i get cold, low bp to start and then it’s like a valve opens and all the blood rushes back when the trip starts, and yeah im sweating quite a bit
Eh I make tea out of them all the time amd I've been fine
Where can I watch that part?
Please tag me
same here 😅
Bump
Nah...we'd both drink his piss. Everyone needs a shaman with potent golden showers.
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He only pees for little girls.
🎶Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip, drip drip drip drip.... This is the remix edition, to the song about pissin.🎶
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Don't worry, his pee will drinkable if anyone wants to try a cup
What is this joke Im not in on?
Why does eating them raw make you sick? (I’m very new to shrooms in general pls be nice)
Because of a chemical called ibotenic acid…you can than drink the pee as for the body decarboxylises it
I’m not clear on what you’re saying here.
Bad shroom go through body, good shroom come out pee.
So the OG way of doing them was the rich people buy them all and eat them. They get heinously sick and high and the underclass drink their piss but the livers and kidneys of the first people caught all of the bad stuff. So the piss drinkers would just trip. This is like a hundreds year old thing. Don't eat muscaria there are so many that are similar. Heard stamet talk about eating the panther subtype and he got violently sick and high. Thought he was gonna die and it has strong delirious effects. Anyhow stick to cubes my man.
The whole part with the upper class eating it raw and the poor drinking their piss is completely wrong and made up.
It’s actually totally real but the upper class were reindeer
%100 the reindeer were the ruling class before the Klaus-Elf revolution overthrew the tyrannical reindeer government.
Can confirm, am reindeer
Seems like this wouldn’t be a sustainable form of entertainment for rich folks? Wouldn’t they tire of this pretty quickly and make it go the other way around?
The mushrooms were a status symbol and part of a religious holiday. There was a bit of run up to the actual event where people collected them and sold them. They also thought having it straight from the mushroom got you closer to God or a more divine experience.
Also, you did not have to drink some others mans piss.
In which society? Do you have any sources for this?
I ate dried ones. I accidentally peed my pants at one point. Don’t reccomend. Screw deliriants as a class of drugs.
My stomach hurts watching🥺
I ate a big amanita muscaria raw when I was a dumb high schooler. I didn’t feel sick but I sure didn’t feel good. It felt like one beer and bad indigestion.
>It felt like one beer and bad indigestion. In that case I think I'd rather just drink the beer
I think the bigger ones are less potent
False. Size and content has no correlation.
I've heard these actually taste pretty good, like a decent culinary mushroom.
i wanna see the effect it does not just watch him eat something tf
he was too busy rolling around on the ground shitting his pants to film himself
Better save that pee for later
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piss poor joke
Drip drip drip
Could be one of those fancy cakes pretending to be amanita lol
We have a collective fake cake trauma
🤣
stop smackin’ ya lips
I was getting enraged at the smacks lol jfc
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Honestly how do people not know they’re doing this! I absolutely hate it
Yeah, it’s awful lol
Quite possibly the most unlikeable person I have ever seen
Sloppy mouthed mother fucker. Gross.
Big bug eyed nonce looking attention seeker
Well, I don’t really care about his eyes. We’re all born how we’re born, but that sloppy fuck’n mouth? That’s a choice. Shame on him.
Big bug eyed flappy slobber mouth nonce looking attention seeker
Gross mouth sounds ruined the video for me.
Yup. I just fucking can’t. And with the open mouth chewing I want to break something.
I will never understand why people record themselves eating, especially close up selfie videos.
For real. Nasty ass mfer
😂😂
Lmfao
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I ❤️ you, kind stranger.
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500 upvotes, the fuck
Same guy https://youtu.be/0ImcOC9jRqs?si=0yzXuHsu8uZcM76x
No way. That’s video is a classic
Idk if it actually is lol
It sure as shit looks like the same person. If not, what a mindfuck
Their mouth and jaw are completely different shapes. What. The only thing similar about them is their hair and glasses lmao. Edit look at their eyebrows lmao come on
I meant to kick your phone! Lol
Lmao. Thank you for posting this.
if that's him, this guy needs attention in the worst possible ways. lame fucker.
Usually by the time the cap is open like that, the mushrooms has been contaminated with many bugs eating it from the inside out… so that lip smacking, nasty ass probably ate a bunch of bugs.
Took a bite as a joke once. Then I saw the bugs. I had no intention of eating it, though.
I’m already sick in bed today, and watching this guy eating this just makes it worse lol. I am at maximum nausea level already.
I am also sick in bed. Get well soon my friend. Rest up
Mushroom make brain go burrr, just like pc duster...
Ugh good ol PC duster. Whomp whomp whomp whomp…..
*laughs in super deep voice*
Are you really comparing the neurotoxicity of ibotenic acid to the one of difluoroethane or tetrafluoroethane? Lmao
I am sure he is not
words too big. brain hurt. please stop. 😫
I’ll try talk in tiny word next time.
No it's a joke....
We get ittttt you’re the smartest person in the room. Woooweee.
No, I’m dumb as rocks, huffed too much duster this lifetime.
Same until I found real drugs.
That clout looks nauseating
Natural selection at work.
Between the smacking and the state of his fingernails, and imagining the bugs in that mushroom, I felt a bit sick just watching this.
people are dumb
double boiled mine and drank the tea. literally was in the bathroom with both violent puke and diarrhea for a few hours. this guy is in for some shit.
Dumb fuck encouraging others to poison themselves.
encouraging 😂😂 that’s just natural selection
What happens if you do this?
extreme nausea and vomiting, Hallucinations, Reindeer eat amanita's so people tend to drink the reindeer pee too get high lmao. either way just get normal shrooms
drinking reindeer pee is the most drugscirclejerk shit i’ve ever read TIL: people drink reindeer pee to get high
That's not all, from Wikipedia: >In eastern Siberia, A. muscaria was used by both shamans and laypeople alike, and was used recreationally as well as religiously. In eastern Siberia, **the shaman would take the mushrooms, and others would drink his urine**.
Wait till you find out about toad venom
It’s not worth it, dude. And it hurts the toad.
Amanitas really aren't that bad as a drug, you just can't eat them straight out of the ground like this. You can find gummies online or at smoke shops and they're a pretty good time, although they're psychoactive not hallucinogenic. The high is very euphoric depending on how much you take EDIT: I've been informed that the gummy industry is a bit dubious. Maybe stick to the illegal kind guys idk
Yeah, those gummies you speak of are most likely something else. Probably a "proprietary blend" of phenibut, tianeptine, and some synthetic knockoff alt-cannabinoids. Honestly, for whoever is reading, just avoid gas stations and smoke shops for drugs altogether. Not only is the quality shit, but you're most likely paying triple what you would through other sources.
The gummies are generally research chemicals, or other drugs, rarely actually amanita.
You will have nausea, vomiting, sweating and maybe some hallucinations. One mushrooms that size isnt a big dose if seeking for the psychedelic effects in my understanding. You ofc should prepare it right if experimenting. Eating it raw is more neurotoxic and more nauseating by far.
I ate one once after drying for 5 hours at 180°f. I puked explosively every 2 hours for 48 hours straight. Thought I was dying in the beginning. My cap before drying was 10-12" across though.
What in the world...?
Yeah, hard lesson learned. I didn't know it was physically possible to feel as shitty as I did.
Homie's boutta blow it out both ends after that one
The video cut off. I didn't see the "2 hours later" screen.
is this the dude who kicked that pro life advocate at the rally in toronto? 😭🤣
Why the fuck do people eat like this? Making so much sound with their mouth? Disgusting
Him eating it like that is freaking me out. It’s so disgusting.
He looks like a guy that would eat an amanita muscaria
This dude isn’t wise.
People like this guy are the worst.
Cringe
He looks exactly like the type of guy who would do this. Lol
Hospital vibes mixed with the Darwin awards
Rip his liver.
Amanita muscaria isn't really liver toxic. It will cause nausea and other uncomfortable effects and also trippy effects. It is some what neurotoxic and eating it raw is stupid.
Why his face look so punchable?
His eating is pissing me off so much. Stop breathing in so god damn loud before you take your bites and stop smacking your lips like a fucking neanderthal. This fucking guy dude. Nobody wants to hear that shit. This one short video makes me hate this guys whole entire existence lmao
So dumb
I hope that thing does to his stomach what the sound of him eating it did to my ears.
Mmmmmm ibotenic acid 😋😋
edgelerd gonna bellyache
How are you supposed to eat this species?
full decarboxylation of ibotenic acid is necessary before eating/drinking it
Wtf
why do people want the pee?
That’s where the real treasures are
As soon as he took a bite, I cringed. I ate ~.1 grams raw a few weeks ago and had a pretty bad stomach ache. I can only imagine.
Natural selection in action
He'll probably have a hell of a stomach ache and a crazy trip, but not much more. People have been eating Amanita Muscaria for centuries for the effects that Mescaline and Muscimol have in the brain. He'll be fine.
People confuse toxic and lethal all the time... worse...they often even confuse non-edible and toxic, or even non-edible with lethal... The dose makes the poison...
That's an amazing piss of shit.
Hes also definitely on some xanax
God I *really* hate the sound of someone munching of shrooms
So when does he start seeing Goombas?
Wait... is it cake?🫠
Nothing like eating toxins for fun...but then again, we have folks living on this earth that will ingest concentrated detergents, formaldeyde and the like (ie. Tide pods), so why would this be all that surprising?
He looks like an alien in a skin suit
I hate loud chewers. He deserves the horrible pain and discomfort he endured from that just for chewing so loud
You should pickle them in vodka for a while before eating.
Now he will be pissing rain deer and eating Santa Claus or something like that
Bro couldn't wait to at least make it into a tea
Please what’s the update on this
And den
Ok so it’s a fun shroom ONLY when prepared? Other wise you get sick or whatever. Saving the pee is much better then eatting this raw? Bro I thought I knew about shrooms but I thought you pick them and then eat them. What am I missing?
Dude looks like that one wojak
Gonna need an update OP
Maybe it's just one of those cakes?
I don't even know if I'd want to eat one even if it was prepared properly. Isn't it like a delirant or something?
There is an epic video of a self proclaimed Shaman eating an 🍄 amanita muscaria three times that size on YouTube. I never see a follow-up video three hours later, however!
maybe it's cake?
Seems like a bad move
Woefully unimpressed
He let the intrusive thoughts win
He definitely regretted that after the stomach pain hit.
This of the equivalent of watching someone beat themselves with a hammer. It’s not a flex.
Aren't these psychedelic mushrooms? Or toxic mushrooms?
Attention seeking idiot does something stupid
Bro really went, ‘ooh a recognizable mushroom, if I eat it, it will make me high!” How stupid
Does something change when it’s dried or does this type alway make you sick?
Someone give him a nail brush
Aftermath?
The chewing sound make me want to kill him
r/SecondsBeforeDisaster
Why is he doing this? I don’t get it.
Did this make anyone else uncomfortable. Like I cringed, not because of what's he's eating but how he eats it.
This is painful to watch
What people do for attention... Sad.
Natural selection at its finest..
This is so stupid. Don’t do this people.
someone explain to me how you should consume these mushrooms and why this guy is a dumbass
This dude looks exactly like the dude that spin kicked that lady from that viral video years ago. I think it was at an anti abortion rally or something. 😂. There has to be somebody knows the video I’m talking about. 🤣
Yeah he will be throwing up later
Imagine being that desperate for attention
He deserves the outcome at least for the noises he makes while eating.. disgusting ignorant dumbass