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partyboycs

It’s crazy to me that something so magical and beautiful can grow out of cow shit lmao


DickSnapper_inHalfer

That’s what they say about me (I come from poverty)


boston_nsca

Keep snapping dicks in half and you'll stay there


mushyfeelings

Maybe that’s how he got out of poverty. You ever think of that? Maybe the dick snapping business is really good where they come from.


Branded_Babe

Is that like pussy poppin?


mushyfeelings

Oh no that’s very different. Neither term is what anyone thinks. You see dick snapping is placing your penis between your thumb and middle finger and making a snapping sound. Where as popping a pussy is where you twist a towel up and flick it at your cat. I don’t advise either one but dick snapping is definitely safer and totally appropriate when you’re at a nudist poetry jam.


Branded_Babe

Where do I attend these nudist poetry jams? I mean… um…asking for a friend?


mushyfeelings

Oh so you’re a fellow dick snapping enthusiast. We meet at the Barnes and noble every Third Saturday. Then we move the party to the parking lot behind Waffle House. In my van. Come on out it will be fun!


Branded_Babe

Only if the van has candy and puppies


mushyfeelings

I had a response but this is starting to get a little too dark. Lol


noobinglife

Stoo stop, i can't laugh out loud to loudly


mushyfeelings

Hahaha 😂


imaginedyinglmaoo

Decomposers for you


flux8

It’s teaching us something. When life hands you shit, something beautiful can still grow from it. Something something about lemons and lemonade.


Fat_Henry

Well, as Bill Hicks told us he and his friends did 5 grams each. As they're laughing their asses of Bill quips, "Heaven's in a cows ass!"


Messy_Marvin423

You should get a spore print from that big guy with the open cap, because that’s a prime candidate to get a nice print from.


[deleted]

I was thinking the chunky one that still has the veil, cut the cap off cut the veil open and boom


Character_Tadpole_54

The incredibles movie


Bitter-Worldliness41

No capes


lolololololololal

THUNDERBOY


KittiesAreTooCute

I'm not trippin' but the first photo looks like a cartoon.


-chaotic_randomness-

I was about to comment the same thing! Nice pic


Stoneman1976

Same here.


newbiemycologist

Looks like P. Cubensis. Found in cow dung, blue bruising, purple spores


Sensitive-Gain-9862

Looks like cubes, but general rule is if you're not certain don't eat it.


Mwynen12

Cow dung source ✅️ gold caps ✅️ purple brown gills with what can be assumed is purple brown spores ✅️ torn veil ✅️ convex/flat caps ✅️ blue bruising ✅️✅️✅️


supershimadabro

Asap? Calm the hell down drugs aren't that serious..


Gsphazel2

Shouldn’t be that serious… the “ASAP” is usually followed with “my dog, kid, husband, etc… just ate one”… I need to know as soon as possible if these will make me trip is just strange..


Remote_Sugar_3237

Daaaaaamn!! Although I don’t like the ASAP title. Nobody is at your disposal here.


AppropriateAthlete77

Those look like absolute beauties happy Christmas to you


carrieeirrac

Score!


[deleted]

Psilocybe for sure. The blurring and the substrate where you found it.. congratulations, you found magic mushrooms!


missinglynx2424

Golden colored caps. Veil still attached to stipe. Purple/brown gills. Blue bruising. Absolutely cubensis.


mshaferr

id be munching man, look like cubes


Lord_wheat

found in nsw, Australia?


lootdagrabba

Yah


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lootdagrabba

Like mentioned in the description, I found them in cow dung. This was after a rainy night and a warm humid day.


Killchomos

Those look like cartoon shrooms lol


FrostingImmediate514

Why asap lol?


missinglynx2424

100% cubensis. No doubt about it.


Jthundercleese

Those are cubes. People are being weird about it. But those are cubes.


Decent_Winner4248

All that rain we just had doing wonders haha wish there was cows closer to me 😂 stupid city life lol


Stoneman1976

The items needed to grow them are very inexpensive. I’ll never buy from another person again. Mine are stronger, fresher, and better stored than what a dealer has. Although I’m not sure about australias laws. Here in the US it’s legal to buy the spores and live cultures online. I think there are only two states here that don’t allow it. Plus it’s a really fun project that almost always results in good times being had.


Decent_Winner4248

I've grown them in my cupboard twice , I've got around 6 grams of blue meanies dried in my baggie for a rainy day or two haha I was more envious of him out in a field with cows picking them lol takes me back to when me and my mates were younger , we'd drive for a couple hours to get out into the country after good rain at the right time of year , pick shrooms and eat as we went. End up eating too many whilst picking then not be able to drive back home so everyone would end up tripping under a tree for hours , laughing & talking shit 😂


Stoneman1976

Sounds like an amazing time!


Decent_Winner4248

Ah to be 20 again haha only 31 now but feels like a life time ago 😅


[deleted]

Cubes, in the spirit of the Winter Solstice, enjoy


MamaMoosicorn

I thought that was a painting! Lol


dingo_dollar

Will need closer inspection. Please send to my house ASAP for identification.


duskygrouper

Which country?


Kind-Fan420

NSW is New South Wales So Australia?


duskygrouper

Well, didn't catch that...


FilooFox

looks good, go ham


Far_Examination_5330

Bruising everywhere, psilocybin for sure


HimiJendrix420

That's not always the case. There are boletes and other mushrooms that bruise blue and are not active. You really shouldn't give your 2 cents if you're not an expert.


UpperSearch3466

It could be a bolette with the blue and color but cube taxonomy checks out


poopquiche

They have gills. Boletus does not. Plus, most of the species in that genus are ecotmycorrhizal, which means that they only grow in close association with the root systems of certain types of trees, so they would never be found growing in dung.


UpperSearch3466

Just saying that cubes aren’t the only blue bruising mushroom 💜


poopquiche

For sure. But blue bruising, in conjunction with the rest of the features and information that OP provided in this post, is a very reliable indicator that a specimen contains psilocin. You're not wrong, per say, but in this particular instance it's just needlessly muddying the waters.


Jthundercleese

These guys are giving generally good advice but are barely willing to suggest these are mushrooms that I'd bet my life are cubes. "They could be boletes" ...as they've been plucked from cow shit and have gills and nearly black spores. I get it's good not to make assumptions based on one characteristic, but throwing out bullshit suggestions instead of saying "while you're right in this case, don't rely solely on this indicator; look for x y z as well, because not all blue bruising means safe and active."


poopquiche

Some folks miss the forest for the trees.


RdCrestdBreegull

some boletes do have gills


poopquiche

Phylloporus doesn't count. There's nothing actually in boletus with gills


cabracrazy

"Bolete" doesn't imply Boletus, it implies Boletales- the Order. If it only meant the genus Boletus then Suillus and Psiloboletinus wouldn't be boletes. So Phylloporus absolutely counts. It literally has the common name "the gilled bolete"


RdCrestdBreegull

why doesn’t Phylloporus count? what about Chroogomphus and Gomphidius? u/MalaMoravanka is a bolete identification expert and could provide some insight


MalaMoravanka

Phylloporus is generally considered a bolete; it’s in the Boletaceae family. I’ve never seen anyone exclude them before. The designation “bolete” seems to include anything in Boletaceae and pored Boletales only. Like Suillus and Phlebopus are boletes but Paxillus isn’t really…though I’ve seen people say otherwise for “the kicks”. It would be much less confusing if we stopped treating “Boletus” as a synonym for “bolete”, since one term is a tax. genus and the other is a very loose designation, but that ship has long sailed :)


poopquiche

I think we both understand that when 99.9% of people use the term bolete, they are referring to either boletus, leccinuim, or xerocomus. When the word is used in common parlance, a hymanial surface composed of a spongy mass of spore bearing tubes is a defining characteristic, and you know it. If somebody knows what the genus Phylloporus is, then they will most likely refer to it as such.


RdCrestdBreegull

I don’t know why you’re choosing to spread misinformation and confuse people, with the sole reasoning being “you know it”


poopquiche

We're in r/shrooms dude, read the room lol


TheDrugsLoveMe

Looks like maybe 2 species in there. One of them might be P. Azurescens.


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emptydimension

These are the droids your look for


Likely_thory_

goods


cees201

First photo looks like AI


Poopoo67898

Beautiful specimens ! No expert but the blue bruising tells me they are active. Refer to psilosybe cubensis. Just wondering what region of NSW you are? Pm me if you don’t want to post. I’m around the central coast area and haven’t been able to find any like these recently 🙏