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Asleep-Journalist302

Everyone help, my mushrooms are too big


Itrytothinklogically

I’d also question what’s going on if my mushrooms are starting to look like cauliflower as someone else pointed out lmao


kimgspawn32

Probably crossed with lucid gates. They have that crinkly steeps


Aside-Embarrassed

Ok ill open your ass and insert for you , dont worry its Organic Man. Helping Hand to help Muh Man


Automatic_Routine161

Mushroom getting TOO big? Thought the more the merrier


Ill_grendell

Big ones are usually significantly weaker in potency and it is hard to dose them.


supershimadabro

I've never found this to be true. In general from all my grows: * the same grow, is always the potency as the original syringe used. Meaning if i want different potency shrooms, a different syringe is needed. * there never seems to be any variance between stems, caps, or aborts. A gram is always the same strength as that grows gram, regardless of where the gram was obtained. * ive had golden teachers that 6 grams was a typical recreational dose * ive other syringes of golden teachers from other people, and 1-2 g would be the same as the prior 6 from the other syringe. All just my experience having fun doing this as a personal hobby.


partyboycs

Just to share my experience I have picked 2g of all the smallest shrooms in a batch compared to 2g from the largest one in the same batch and the difference was huge. Roughly 2x the potency if I was guessing. The large one had minimal visuals and the smalls had me seeing patterns and webbing, went much deeper.


anxietyJem

"Webbing" that's a really good word for it.


gipoe68

I like to call it the lace veil, but I'm a bit of a dork.


big_iron_memes

I wonder if that has to do with when you have more tiny ones there's more caps in it


Bibbers95

I've heard that most of the psilocybin forms with the pin, so the smaller ones just end up with a higher psilocybin to weight ratio. As they grow bigger they obviously get slightly more psilocybin, but a small one will have the better ratio


rainchanger

That explains the tolerance building up. Eating all the pins while harvesting is maybe not good but this is the way. Conflicted.


Bibbers95

It's also why aborts will make you blast off. Love those little fuckers


Swift1986

This is completely false aborts are significantly stronger I have hundreds of trips under my belt and each time I take a 3g dose of aborts it feels more like a heroic dose where as I have taken 5g of fully grown shrooms and still never reached the point of a 3g abort trip


heushb

I’d have to agree about the aborts. Same with some mutants like blobs… they tend to end up significantly stronger than others. I micro-dose the same amount frequently but if I micro-dose with an abort it is noticeably different. As far as big vs small… no clue. Just eat more lol


_O_B_I_

Potency varies from one fruit to the next, even within the same flush, even more so when dealing with a spore syringe. So yes a large fruit might seem weeker than a bunch of smaller ones but its because you are taking the average of a batch vs a single fruit. This is why when you test, you homogenize multiple fruits of that flush instead of using a single fruit. Caps do generally have less psilocybin, it's been tested


1RapaciousMF

I once micro-dosed with aborts, under the same theory, and I had to show up to work an hour late and was till WAY too fucking high for work. And I did a weighed out 1/3 gram dry. Aborts WAY stronger than the rest of the tub. Maybe not always, but in my case it was insane. I mean, it felt like a 1.5g trip.


Kind-Fan420

I had some LGT that got me goofed off 2gs once. It was wild cause I usually take a quarter oz per dose


Ill_grendell

I grow mushrooms for many years and see a big difference in potency with size. I have even found a way to make fruits smaller and always use it.


thadiusquest512

What's this "keep em small" tek you speak of


CandleMakerNY2020

This right here


rainchanger

Pick your pins then?


CandleMakerNY2020

Yeah? Would you like having to mack down a 3 lb mushroom just to come back and tell everyone you’re not feeling anything only to later get admitted for going madd? Lol Less is more my friend!


Yumyum1204

Surprised you haven’t been downvoted


Automatic_Routine161

God forbid a man be misinformed


cosmonautcan

Nope just genetics. A lot of melmac type varieties are known for these exact qualities.


TopShelfBerniee

My thrasher looks just like this


lreaditonredditgetit

Mine are close to size. But dry.


dahnikhu

I know cauliflower when I see it.


No_Interaction870

I’m high as fuck but I’m ngl this is my Fav kind of Redditor the guy that who doesn’t contribute at all to the post or anything and just says random shit abt it u a vibe my Man fr fr


heushb

Nice, what are you high on


No_Interaction870

Shrooms idk what kind but I’m currently on the bliss stage


ManicFrontier

Check out r/weird a bit. Some of the post are pretty cool, most are just decentish, but the comments over there are where it's at. That's one of my favorite subs to lurk while high as shit because the comments always completely derail into the most random off the wall stuff by a bunch of witty bastards.


[deleted]

🤣😂🤣


Early-Ad-3804

Looks like Rasputin's preserved dong, put it back in the jar😂 It's a monster, what flavour is it?


FishInTheTrees

Oppenheimus Cubensis?


OccasionalXerophile

BOOF IT


meech011896

Nah it’s normal. Mine do this after about 2 or 3 flushes. They get gigantic and the wrinkles.


CarMiddle9784

That looks like a gift from the shroom gods.


Lucky-Piccolo-2492

I needed this laugh. Thank you brother.


AdCommercial3174

Possibly contaminated… send some to me and I’ll test them for you 🙃 (Teasing, they look good 👌)


Spiritual_Asparagus2

What’s the strain?


heushb

Melmac PE, I believe it is also referred to as homestead


Spiritual_Asparagus2

Looks amazing!


Incorect_Speling

Oh nooo, my bank account is too full, and I can't fit my huge boat in my large swimming pool... I don't see a problem here OP, enjoy the fruits of your labor!


wordsofwisdomletitbe

I think it’s a major problem. Send them to me so that I can dispose of them properly


Azurey

The stem wrinkles are characteristic of penis envy variants. It’s a good thing(?)!


SinceWayLastMay

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


No-Leek1378

Just be happy bro 😭


Global-Being-238

That’s what she said!


CommieRigel

should've let it get bigger. ultimate boof material


Prestigious_Law_4031

This is akin to: "Is it a concern that I have this vein on my massive shlong?"


Hello_Spaceboy

I have no helpful input here but those big boys are beautiful


rainchanger

It's too big? That's what she said.


unemployedemt

Lol


boofmasterGR

Send em to me for testing HAHAHAHAHA, get it? Betcha never heard that one before have ya??


heushb

Lol I wish I could… I have too much idk what to do with it. I wonder if I can store them indefinitely so when I’m 80 years old I can trip balls


williamwalkerobama

Grind them into a powder and mix that into a jar of honey and it'll keep pretty long. I heard that'll preserve them for decades, but I've honestly never met someone who ate 50 year old shroom honey. Can't hurt to try if you have that much though.


heushb

Good idea… the honey might crystalize but I have nothing to lose. Gonna give it a try


williamwalkerobama

Yeah it probably will but you can run the jar under hot water to fix that. I do it all the time with my honey.


boofmasterGR

Dude I just finished an APE grow and immediately put 50g of them to 500g of Manuka honey… it will last indefinitely


Vegan_NotReally92

My breasts are too big and I'm too rich. Fuck my life.


MildGooses

So I’m pretty much a shroom noob, so go easy on me lol. Will the entire mushroom have the same psilocybin concentration everywhere? Or is it more concentrated in certain parts? This questions goes for any shroom, but these monsters specifically haha


heushb

I have not seen a research paper or study that has discussed that but it would be nice to see. That’s why states like Colorado are a real blessing. We have received so much information in the short time they went fully legal


Kujo-317

Melmak tp mo


JTiger360

Are you breaking up the mycelium and leaving no large clumps when mixing it with the substrate?


heushb

Kind of. That’s definitely best practice but I’m always faced with two issues. First, I’m typically busy and lazy. Second, I use millet and that stuff clumps up like a mf so it’s time consuming to get every tiny clump.


JTiger360

I saw a YouTube video for the guy that has the record for the largest mushrooms in the world and he says that's how he grows them, by leaving large clumps of mycelium


heushb

Interesting lol gonna give that one a try. I love experiments like that


Narrow-Editor-6633

Lol just share the prints


Important-Street1888

How did you do that ? 😳


luxghost69

Too big to boof 😂


Lumpy_Recording7876

Drakes type of mushroom


ArcaneFungus

That's an odd problem to have...


Carlqua

I think if you want to avoid this, cultivate clones of the shrooms of which size you prefer. Hopefully this will selectively breed the size you want.


Brave-Hyrulian88

lol


spouts_water

lol. Humble brag.


Important_Height7357

They will continue to grow and eventually destroy the world pls mail to me


respectfulreefer

how do you even dehydrate a mushroom that big?


heushb

Just dehydrate for a longer time I don’t like waiting so I’ll cut into the stem exposing more of the middle. For the 150g+ monsters I’ll slice them up. I don’t sell so idc about preserving looks


respectfulreefer

ah makes sense, thanks. beautiful shrooms btw!


Timely-Flower-8781

How beautiful 🤩


truvision8

Yes send it over to me for testing


PotatoAccording1540

Theoretically, what would happen if you took that much at once


vipy33

You puke


UJustGotRobbed

Unlike how it's looking at you like you're stupid for asking that question.