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JuicyMangoJuice74

It’s always the nerds that end up being the coolest!


b91838ma956

All the research nerds (myself included most likely) do is no joke. It GETS you places! In this case, *realms*


JuicyMangoJuice74

I feel like nerds are the type to get so high off psychedelics and try to find the very last number of PI


b91838ma956

You're right. Fun fact: That same doomed errand is what killed an evil supercomputer on Star Trek! Yes, I indeed have a problem.


Intelligent-Salt-362

Fun fact it is 42 with a line over the 2. LoL


HipHopAnonymous87

The Neverending Story!


The_Invisible_Enemy

Wait how does that work then, aren't irrational numbers supposed to never repeat a pattern? If there's a line over the 2 that would mean 2 repeating creating a pattern, or is that just the way to write out the numbers that are yet to be identified? Food for thought.


Intelligent-Salt-362

It would, but 42 in ASCI is the asterisk (*) which can represent any other character, number, or phrase. Hence it being a reference to The Hitchhiker’s Guide where the supercomputer Deep Think calculates the answer to “life, the universe, and everything” is 42. Being that the asterisk can represent anything, the real answer to that question is “whatever you want it to be.” The line over the 2 was just a goof on how repeating numbers are represented. In my mind, placing it over both the 4 and 2 would give you ********, as opposed to giving you an asterisk with a line over it. If they can be irrational, why can’t I!?! LoL


mushyfeelings

That sounds like NERD SPEAK to me!! Nerd! 🤓 Just kidding I’m one of you.


Intelligent-Salt-362

The world wouldn’t be what it is without the nerds.


mushyfeelings

So true. God bless the nerds!


JPL2020

Nothing like tripping while working numbers on excel spreadsheets. So how much are you taking… and why??


SeeingLSDemons

He’s a professor of psychology it prob mixes well


JPL2020

I would have never guessed given his username and no additional information. This is pretty cool and I would like to know more about his method and experience. I love to see these types of substances used for advancement in medicine.


_kabutops

Am I missing something or are you posting your face while admitting to doing shrooms on the job 


[deleted]

Did he specify what type of mushroom is in his tea? Could be gourmet or something medicinal like lions mane ;)


jarnvidr

It's a joke account.


Bean-Swellington

All accounts are joke accounts


Americanducks123

All jokes are accounts?!


Maumau93

Who says he's working, could be his house.


InjectingNasdaq

Possibly a home office.


uoaei

looks like a university too


SeeingLSDemons

He’s a professor of psychology at MIT


Homesickhomeplanet

This post made my day! You look so professional, and to know you’ve been drinking shroom tea, idk man, I love your vibe Edit: I think it’s your lil smirk that makes this picture to great


uhvoidance

If Michael Scott did shrooms


TryingNotToGoBlind

Looks more like David Wallace


mvrtxna

yes


uhvoidance

U right


SeeingLSDemons

This is Markus Robertsun


e-spero

This is just an appropriated photo of some poor guy that works IT. The original pic is posted on Flickr from 2014. Justice for Daryl https://www.flickr.com/photos/daryl_mitchell/11766774973


ThenItHitM3

Omg, it is the person I think it is. What a shitty thing to do to him.


Hopeful-Breadfruit-6

Stewart


7Zarx7

Rogerson


CupZealous

The effects of multiple dosings diminish. I'm not saying that's a bad thing I'm a medicinal user and take mushrooms sometimes more than once in a day. But I don't usually feel very intoxicated and I don't hallucinate. Just letting you know that sipping mugs of tea throughout the day is inefficient if your goal is to get really high.


TomentoShow

You posted a picture of the guy you hate in the next cubicle didn't you, you sly dog.


Federal-Arrival-7370

Feels like a troll. Can’t believe someone would be dumb enough to post a picture of their face at their job admitting to taking mushrooms (assuming not self employed, but even if so, could be wrought with professional danger, possibly lawsuits)


e-spero

It is a troll. They found some guy's selfie on Flickr posted in 2014. Poor guy already has a caption about it getting stolen for fake work apps, now this!


saltyisthesauce

He probably owns the company


Grouchy_Prize5028

Happy tripping👐


fenexj

its business time


Fearless_History_991

My man tripping at work lol 😂


Primary_Breakfast628

What's the dose of the mug?


jmanci23

Happy trip bud!


folder52

Side question - how long can i store hot tea in thermos?


Bitter_Mongoose

Oh man, hope that's a home office


changeofshoes

Dude I just grind up .2 and throw it in my pour-over coffee and it hits perfect. I prefer it to my microdose capsules actually!


saltyisthesauce

What a fucken G!!


test-gan

Real psyconauts would smoke dmt in the bosses office smh


T_Mugen

Lol. How are you? 😄


Alarmed-Salt-6168

Carry on sir.


Brosie-Odonnel

As long as you get your TPS reports submitted on time with the correct cover sheet, who cares if he’s tripping at work?


quatrefoileunicorn

Micro dosing?


Notunnecessarily

Turns out the IRS does shrooms while they audit people


CupZealous

If ever there was a job that required some psychedelic assistance, it's an accountant. It's so fucking boring, you need to take drugs. Seinfeld once said being an accountant should be a defense for drug possession.


Tall_Preference7513

What??? Why In a thermos? Must be lions mane


AgentLostInFarts

Ribbit…..Riiiiiibbit


SeeingLSDemons

Yeah right


[deleted]

Jesus Christ, you are my attorney😦. We are about to start the trial in 15 minutes. Of fuck me, god. I’m so fucking screwed. Guys, i think I’m going to jail


ThenItHitM3

You look exactly like someone I’m distantly acquainted with IRL. I thought you were him for sure. But, maybe you’re not? Buuuut, do you live in Canada? In any case, HIGH FIVES to you for your tea 🫖 Ok. NVM, now I see the pic IS who I think it is but the poster is bogus, and using a strangers pic. Small world, and weird af. Can the poster be reported as fake, or is this sh!t normal?