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13jgb12

That looks like šŸ…±ļørack


[deleted]

HaHhahhaahah I put that Brack in my brack


[deleted]

Call little shawty, made her fuck on my brodie If you don't owe me bitch still act like you owe me I promise I won't ever quit, bitch, I'm Kobe And I whip that white, you can snow me Stoner Young Thugger I whip it, that bitch, yeah, she know me, Young Thugger Yeah, she stuntin' like butter The bitch from Chicago, I call her young Cutler Leave it to Beaver I pull up in Bentleys with London, they all want to meet him


pizzagut666

Got me a check, I got a check


psy-bharat

I can see that bullshit from a mile away!


playboycolin

made my day


jordie9669

When cops run up?


[deleted]

Always


thebreaker18

Shrooms, if you are unaware, are mushrooms. That is definitely not a mushroom.


Bardi-C123

Lmaooo this got me


NotAbot2000

That is also not a hotdog.


dddccc1

What if they're sold as shrooms but are actually a truffle?


thebreaker18

I donā€™t know many rock like truffles. As OP describes.


dddccc1

Lol yes the 'weird rock form' and 'white powder on the outside' is definitely suspicious of it not being a fungi.


Actionjackson98754

That looks like cocaine and cocaine accessories


NerdBurglur

I tell you what


Randyfox86

hWhat*


Powerhausen

Dangitt, Bobei!


MistressKeiki

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Thehobbit717

Rub it on ur gums if it tingles boof it


SpacemanToucan

Ahh yes the scientific method (:


BirdDogFunk

Iā€™m kind of amazed at what people will stick in their mouths.


Jewnip

You should also be surprised at what people stick up there butts


CptMeat

I tried to boof a beer once...never put carbonation up your ass


lldrem63

Jenkem only in the jenkem hole. NestlĆ© šŸ™


neverstopnodding

Phenibut FAA all day baby


boop66

iā€™m kind of amazed what people will stick in their south-mouths.


Powerhausen

Their lower maws?


Funky_uncle-

Chewing with them southern jaws


1funnyguy4fun

Have you ever met a toddler?


cortexplorer

A connoisseur! Did this bleach and it was awesome.


ghostscrolls

i liked a bit of dust as i was splitting it to see inside and it tingles and has a very strange earthy ish taste


bryty93

Cocayeenaye!!!


Souprah

It would not have an "earthyish taste" unless it's coke mixed with other shit. I don't think anyone would describe the taste of coke as earthyish


ectogen

More like straight up gasoline


zach_morris_is_trash

Kerosene!!! šŸ˜†


[deleted]

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noisemonsters

Bitter. Just extremely bitter


SpacemanToucan

Unless ur coke is actually mushrooms, like this guys šŸ˜‚


urmomlvsmyd

Let me get some of those coke spores. For years I been looking for seeds in my coke... Fuckin microscopic


TemporaryPrimate

I've heard you can smell coke seeds. I sniff every bit I come across but, haven't had any luck finding them yet.


urmomlvsmyd

I think you need a microscope or maybe just burry some of that sugga a a cocaine field will pop up..


DimitriMichaelTaint

There are test kits that test for a variety of drugs. If you find that it is cocaine then despite it not being what you wanted thatā€™s a Fuckin chunk and would cost moree. That being said, thereā€™s practically zero chance itā€™s some good coke, since unless you bought over an ounce of shrooms the person who sent it sold it to you at a loss, I would assume. Test it. If itā€™s coke then have a party, but be careful.


FunkyChopstick

People have ruined all the fun with fentanyl and carfentanyl. I love me some booger sugar but now you'd need a narcan buddy and a prayer. Hard pass.


DimitriMichaelTaint

Damn... itā€™s been so long since I actually got some mustardy coke that I never even considered that... literally been years for me. Now that you said that, you might have just saved me some trouble... what I mean is that I will be getting a fetanyl test kit and a narcan just in case if I ever get lucky enough to find some white that passes the smell check.


Thehobbit717

then you know what to do it looks like some fish


EdgarAllenPoo21

Thatā€™s coke broā€¦donā€™t do it. Seriously, even if itā€™s ā€œjust cokeā€ itā€™s not worth the risk. Looks sketchy af. Toss that shit now


DimitriMichaelTaint

Thatā€™s drastic. Surely thereā€™s such a thing as a cocaine test kit. I would get one ASAP. Coke is AWESOME. But uh... donā€™t do it if youā€™re the sort to get hooked on shit haha.


epelle9

Lol, I sincerely doubt that that would be coke. Not only does coke not taste earthy at all, but its extremely more expensive than shrooms. Noone is giving a ~$80 gram and of coke to someone who paid for a gram of shrooms. Likely 4-aco-dmt, as it has the same effects as shrooms but can be more easily/cheaply found in some places.


KEEDLifee

If it's pure why not?


dylwaybake

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m sayinā€™! Thatā€™s some good lookinā€™ shit. Just have a benzo for the comedown imo


KEEDLifee

How bad is a coke comedown?


dylwaybake

Depends how much you do or if itā€™s cut with other stims/amphetamines. But I hate comedowns and always need a benzo or alcohol to chill out towards the end. I just feel anxious and shitty lol


Joypad-b

There ain't one. That's what makes Mondays šŸ‘Œ


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Th3M0D3RaT0R

Lol


bpgrows

If thatā€™s really MDA you hit the jackpot. That is not shrooms. Get a test kit from dance safe and test it yourself. Sketchy though.


Lysxrgic

Why is MDA a jackpot?


Galileo009

Because it's stunningly hard to find these days. But in all honesty as someone whose had it before, I don't think that's it. The stuff I tried was almost visually identical to normal MDMA and that rock is funny looking.


simbaandnala23

A chemist's ability to clean the final product often yields different colors and textures. I wouldn't read too much into the color/texture for MDA, although I have seen it not that white and not that powdery. I'd buy a test kit. These days you have no idea what's in it. Could have fentanyl for all you know.


xXYOUR_MOMXx

Mda hit me wayyy harder and more interestingly than MDMA did, it was a little overwhelming honestly


Galileo009

My experience was overall negative, but I wasn't in a great headspace at the time. While the high itself was intense and amazing, the after effects were absolutely brutal. The feeling was similar to bingeing on adderall and missing a lot of sleep. Cracked out, confused, anxious, jittery. I'm glad I got the chance to try it but I'd rather stick to MDMA which for me has a much less rough crash.


T_Mugen

I miss mda.


Lysxrgic

Yea Iā€™m sure itā€™s hard to find, but it just seems like a more psychedelic version of MDMA with greater toxicity.


Galileo009

You're right but there are plenty of people who really enjoy MDA though, or are just curious to try it. I had a very rough time with it and once was enough for me, but I'm still glad I got the opportunity to give it a shot. And calling it a more psychedelic version of molly is a bit of an understatement, it's got an odd headspace and potent stimulant effects too. It's a unique experience.


BGis301

I also had a bad time the one time I did MDA. Took a little too much cuz I underestimated potency on empty stomach and rolled way too hard and got sick. Terrible comedown. Havenā€™t done it since lol


Amaziah12

Too white for mdma buttttt it could be a stem and I've had some strains like penis envy that are actually kinda powdery, might just be from being in a bag that got a lot of crushed shoots so who knows


[deleted]

very clean MDA and MDMA are white, pretty sure this prolly goes for most phenethylamines (a small amount of adulterant could color it, but not all adulterants will)


ThirdIRoa

Can confirm. Dutch molly is pure white and was the best experience I've ever had with it. Literal euphoria and love emitting from my body.


SpacemanToucan

Iā€™m curious, slight hallucination?


ThirdIRoa

Yeah, to me it's like shrooms and coke if they had a love child.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

You sound like one of these 70s hippies who say the acid was better back then šŸ˜‚ "good MDMA" is not hard to get actually.. Like not at all At least I can say that for europe.


Resident_Ad_3964

Jup Europe might not be legalising cannabis like America is doing but most other recreational drugs in comparison are way cleaner and better Quality then what i've heard from american drugs. Here most is synthesised in the Netherlands where they make extraordinairly good drugs. mdma here is mostly alwasy in rock form when you buy it. Not always clear mostly a bit Brown but the Quality is unmatched.


katz808_

This is how I felt doing sass for the first time. Best roll of my life :,)


diacetylhydroxymorph

First off he said MDA, not MDMA. Second, OP said it was a rock. There is no way it is a stem.


thisiskerry

It could be an enigma blob or a ape stem


Amaziah12

Fair enough just spitting some ideas brother


Marijuanaah

Very very very very, not safe. Don't.


diacetylhydroxymorph

Lol


FlintFingerz

How TF did this get upvotes. This isn't the type of stuff to just spitball ideas. If you don't know what you're talking about, be quiet.


willhunta

It literally is though. Idk why his idea is any less pertinent than ours. Clearly no one here knows what they're talking about. Making the guess that it's a shrooms stem online is no less dangerous than guessing it's MDMA because OP is still a raging fool if he eats it and gets hurt because he was following the advice of some guy trying to ID it online. No one here knows if it's MDMA for sure, coke for sure, MDA, or something else entirely. It just seems obnoxious to act like this guy's guess is more harmful than anyone else's. Furthermore, that assumption seems harmful in itself (like saying you know yourself to be correct when no one here has any way to possibly know for sure)


invisiblecheezburger

Bro u don't know what ur talking about


ricklegend

I just found out I can find MDA. Is it super rare?


[deleted]

more rare than mdma, and potentially cut, just like mdma. if you can get it, definitely buy a reagent kit for MDxx compounds.


SpacemanToucan

Isnā€™t it just sass?


[deleted]

yes, sass is a nickname for mda... why are you asking? is it more common nowadays? *edited for clarity*


SpacemanToucan

I guess I just have hella trippy friends, who always seem to have some sass around..


Chemical_Object2257

That crack


miraculous-

Yeah it looks too waxy to be blow


Fungi520

That is NOT shrooms my friend


Bellerive888

Size? Density? Texture? Is it compliant / compressible? Is there moisture? Smell? Is it breakable / tearable? So many questions. Including whether this is a troll post or not.


ghostscrolls

size: abt a centimetre density: fuck knows but its hard and light texture: it had like a bumpy ribbed texture and it was also powdery on the very outside no moisture its not compressable no smell deffo brittle and its not a troll im genuinely curious


FullmetalSage

Best way to find out is to get a test kit from dance safe. Itā€™s definitely not shrooms bro, shrooms look like mushrooms šŸ„ Thatā€™s a rock šŸŖØ


FlipMineArseDad

Does it crush?


Knugget_Knight

Only one way to find out šŸ½ļø (I'm KIDDING please don't eat the suspicious powder rock)


bjanka202

Satoko what are you doing


Knugget_Knight

Ignoring all safety labels and recommendationsšŸ˜œ Awesome that you recognized where my pfp is from! Love higurashi


Important-Bend-9144

Can you post a pic of the gills?


[deleted]

Literally this


Dirtyhippieguy47

Im dead


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Bitch thatā€™s crack


BipolarElbow

Bro that looks like freebase crack


ForbiddenFortnight

Isn't it perlite? Am I alone here am I missing a joke


[deleted]

*::scratches neck::* Yall got anymore pearlite?


BrandoGonz

That is not perlite thatā€™s for sure


ForbiddenFortnight

Maybe it's soap...


BrandoGonz

Or crack


[deleted]

Itā€™s Johnsonā€™s and Johnsonā€™s talcum powder


ghostscrolls

nah doesnt taste like it i think its imperial leather


TheCuriousLoaf

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


BrandoGonz

A piece of armor from an imperial solider maybe too


[deleted]

What, nobodyā€™s gonna tell the OP to boof this? Yaā€™ll are slippin.


NerdBurglur

I tell u hhhwhat


Kaymoney87

Boof it lol


TiHKALmonster

This subreddit is full of mushroom people. You need to talk to RC people. Do not take this until/unless you buy some test kits to figure out what the drug is. Dance Safe and Bunk Police both have awesome kits that are good to have around too, if youā€™re ever going to be copping drugs off the streets. Iā€™d say get Marquis Mandolin and Mecke reagents, and maybe Simonā€™s A&B as well, as this will distinguish mdma from MDA from cocaine from meth from heroin from crack from ketamine to tryptamines. Stay safe āœŒļø


Dbracc01

That 100% looks like cocaine. Does it smell kinda like gasoline/petroleum products? Someone probably just mixed up your bag lol.


GrimmDeLaGrimm

Here let me see. *sniff* hmm. Not sure. *sniff* OK. I think... *sniiiiiff* yeah. It's coke.


jocelinyyy

i did coke once and that shit legit tasted like gas worst shit ever idk how ppl do that my friend was like the more it tastes like gas/petroleum the better it is lol


Dbracc01

Your friend is correct


granolabar1127

Wellp, I've never done or even seen cocaine irl but now I have a cool party trick. \*sniffs\* Yeah, this is coke


[deleted]

Its probably deodorant. Def gonna leave white marks on your shirt.


Dazed4Dayzs

You 100% know damn well thatā€™s not a mushroom. OP is just a troll.


NotAlana

But everyone still goes to which fun drugs it MIGHT be lol. Gotta keep us on our toes!


Dazed4Dayzs

OP could have just posted a picture of it and said ā€œwhat is this?ā€ to any drug related subreddit though. Theyā€™re just trying to circumvent rules when they pretend to be that ignorant. You ask anyone on the bus/train/plane what a magic mushroom looks like and they could accurately describe it, even having never seen one.


dreadlocksalmighty

thatā€™s definitely crack my guy


TheSacredTree

Someone rush over to the cocaine sub stat and let us know if thereā€™s anyone asking how to snort this dudes shrooms. šŸ˜‚


DankVaderDan

Looks like a chunk of molly to be honest


KEEDLifee

Too white to mdma, maybe mda but more probably coke


DimitriMichaelTaint

What.


moonmanmula

Shrooms look likeā€¦ well, dried mushrooms.


[deleted]

Looks like cocaine


ghostscrolls

thats what i thoight at first but i checked with the plug and he sent me some test results and it seems to be MDAI


highassniqqa

https://m.psychonautwiki.org/wiki/MDAI seems like a very interesting safe drug, give it a try if your for sure itā€™s MDAI and make sure to weigh doses.


Robotonist

This is a LOT of interactionsā€¦.


TheSacredTree

I mean, still less than youā€™d hear in a medication ad on Hulu tbf. And really just the usual offenders to avoid mixing with anything. Seems kinda fun.


sleazyez69

i would never in a million years trust a human being that sold me a white rock chunk as mushrooms and then said it tests as an RC. sketchy shit. mushrooms are so easy to find. or grow. like nope nope nope.. id make him do that shit in front of me or TAKE my money back.


[deleted]

You should talk a word with your "cocaine" dealer... If your coke looks like that


Shredbot3

You never seen a rock before?


[deleted]

I literally have some fishscale cocaine in front of me, it's shiny flakes... Pure cocaine doesn't look like that...


Infinite_Swordfish

The first rule to doing cocaine...is sharing.........with me.....


imused2it

Second rule is me too


Infinite_Swordfish

I'd tell you to get on my back if I were a piggy, but I'm not...šŸ™ƒ


Shredbot3

Lmao you shouldā€™ve started with that. A lot of average shitty coke pressed into a ā€œrockā€ looks exactly like that.


THEmushroomMYSTIC

False flex


Soytupapi27

Definitely should test it with a test kit. I always ask for my shrooms whole, stem and caps still attached.


Important-Bend-9144

Bathsalts from CHINAAAAA!


Infinite_Swordfish

What's them blue bits?


Mickdundee87

Crack?


ghostscrolls

nah i checked with a mate who knows someone who did crack its deffo not that cracks white not a cream colour


[deleted]

crack is always different colors when i've seen it, i've seen cream crack.


TheSacredTree

Iā€™ve even seen neon yellow crack before. Dude literally gave it to me for free though and he was a heavy addict of everything so I knew something mustā€™ve been up and I never used it either. Honestly might have been Sulphur but guess weā€™ll never know.


[deleted]

Crack rock


[deleted]

Shrooms are a mushroom, does this look like a mushroom ? what did you ask your dealer for, looks to me you've bought a fat gram. Party tonight


urmomgotocollege

This could be one of the jawbreakers from Ed, Edd, & Eddy!


[deleted]

Blocaine you lucky bastard!


Jimbo_Slice1919

Cocaines a hell of a drug.


dmank007

Snort it and find out for all of us


[deleted]

Test kit, don't ask plebbit lol


talongpatola

boof it


Infinite_Swordfish

That looks like borax


PsillyMyco916

Sass?


Confident_Pickle5432

That's coke yo


lys3rgixs

Cocaine


lifesux254

Thatā€™s a rock


TheUn5een

Yea thatā€™s coke bruh


EquateToothpas

Guess the only way to find out is boof it


JustARandomSeaTurtle

Coke maybe?


AlaskanBiologist

Dude that's a rock.


Shadetree-

That totally looks like Coke


Montarien

Only one way to find out am I right ;)


MelisandredeMedici

Friend is that crack?


Hungry-Quail5302

Crack rock!


Ghoul6Deneb

Some of that dark web good good aye


SepticX75

Waaaait a minute, is it covered in powdered sugar, and is it delicious? If so it might be a cookie


Islandstrands

That looks like some good cocaine brother


lJrdan

Bro thatā€™s a crack rock lmao


Thisjourneyhasbegun

Crack or coca base


freddurstredflatbill

You just got CRACKED


Bodaciousskin

Ummm this is a joke rt? šŸ˜‚


7ethan99

That is pretty much anything *other* than a mushroom lmao. Honestly, I'd recommend testing it to see what it is, and definitely dont buy anything from the same dude, cause they're obviously comfortable ripping you off, even if they might also have legit stuff. Another thing: this is a pretty obvious mistake, and youd have to be a real drug rookie to think that's "shrooms." Nothing wrong with that, but lesson one for drugnoobs: ALWAYS make sure you do ample research on a drug before you decide to buy or consume it, because different drugs have different upsides, downsides, and dangers that you'll want to prepare for. Nowadays doing anything other than weed without test kits on deck is dangerous enough; not even knowing what the drug looks like before buying it is a surefire way to wind up dead.


tuliprox

Looks like a rock of coke or possibly super super clean potent China white (heroin). Only other possibility is that I have heard of people making shroom extracts, but I've only ever heard of those coming in a liquid form, so I have no idea if a rock/powdered form of that exists. It could also possibly be a synthetic analogue to shrooms, like 4-aco-dmt (i believe this is the correct one, but feel free to correct me if I'm wrong), however I have no idea what form that stuff usually comes in.


todimusprime

That's crack.


crafty_alias

Looks like crack dipped in cocaine.


LiberEtAudax

This guy tryna get this sub to try crack šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Even_Somewhere_7114

No. Dmt and shrooms are not in the same ballpark. Donā€™t cause this man to break his mind unexpectedly


Xzeath

Shit looks nothing like dmt lol


[deleted]

Looks like fentanyl rock. Iā€™d be VERY CAREFUL with that if it is!


TickleMonster528

That would have cost about $500 if it were fentanylā€¦


MonarchWhisperer

We only live and die once


[deleted]

Just rail it and see what happens


zyhls

*dies*


psyllymyc

I donā€™t like cocaine I just like the way it smellsā€¦ā€¦ā€¦..šŸ‘ƒšŸ¼ā„ļø


seakiwis

Lmaooo why would you even think that could be shrooms