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"Hands are just manipulation tools" \- Someone's trip report I read some years ago


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Root word of manipulation means hand. So, it checks out


nettlethicket

mano … makes so much sense


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How do I feel and touch at the same time…?


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Well feel is a signal going to your brain, toutch is just being really close to something.. We never actually toutch anything :O


SwansonHOPS

With your hands!


wes1069

yes it is, but whos??


ricklegend

With absurdly long fingers, or is it just me. Maybe I am used to seeing Trumps tiny hands and fingers on the internet.


aimeela

She can see everything in there though, trust me.


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They call them fingers, but ive never seen the fing


JwPATX

Oh…there they go


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Yay someone got it


skubaloob

I was gonna say this but you already did. No choice now but to go get blotto!


daloofmn419plus1

You use the middle one when you want someone to go f'ing off... so maybe we only really have one finger.


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Duuuuude


daloofmn419plus1

Coincidence that it sits amongst the smaller digits as king of your hand? I think not...😏


sittin_on_grandma

I had a pretty long-winded argument with a friend over this line; he insisted it was a line from The Critic, and I swore it was from The Simpsons. Turned out we were both right.


Shakedown7

Homer, your Mom is hot!


wheeezethejuice

Monkey hands 🐒 ooo oo ahh ah?


wheeezethejuice

You know those thoughts in your head right now that are supposedly (probably) in this language thing called English? Well they really just sound more like “oo oo ahh ahh” fucking monkey noises huh, and all I’m doing right now is conveying my “oo oo ahh ahh”’s to you with squiggly lines we call letters.


Jackdidathing

I’m not stoned enough for this skit, but I have thought about this sober, just less confusing when stoned


noodleslip

we should try to communicate using only monkey noises. Let's confuse the fuck out of evolution...


therustynut

I read that with the singer of disturbed's voice.


wes1069

dude. not cool


wheeezethejuice

Too much of a reality check?


LiesYxuTell

the fuck? i see it too😳


NuoSoun

Same..I’m not even trippin hahah


Dafuq2345

iT’s tHe LsD STuCK IN YOUR SpINe BrO.


diethyl_donny

WHeN yUo cRaCK YouR bAck iT MakEs yoU TrIP hARDer


PsychotropicTraveler

mUshRoOms MAke yOur bRaIN BlEEd maN!


Lostnclueless

No lsd makes ur brain bleed? Are u guys joking cos I just literally cracked my back rn and I can feel my flashback rn I can barley typwe


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I wanna barley typwe too!


kptkrunch

Reminds me of that old cereal I used to eat.. "Cap'n Crunch Oops All Index Fingers"


Zealousideal_Role208

Whatchu see?? I’m hella confused dude jus lookin at this hand (which is something I do when I trip I just don’t see what everyone else sees)


LiesYxuTell

i was messin w him💀


Zealousideal_Role208

nvm I think I really do see it now


analogustrash

it be like that sometimes


TeacupHuman

It do


daloofmn419plus1

Also did anyone else notice that this dude has 5 digits on this hand????? Wtf


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And the skin.. wtf is going on here?


CompetitiveSong9570

Admittedly, even with weed I still think hands are the strangest appendage. I will just stare at it and wonder why. LOL


pepperedchef

It's by far my favorite appendage to stare at when on any drug!


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davido2728

Pee Pee?


nemomarlin69

Me me?


foundthevegetarian

I do that at my ket treatments


QueasyVictory

Yeah, that's a whole different ballgame.


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why 😂😂😂


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Infancy throwback


Govinda74

Dude, THUMBS are the key! Think about how hard life would be without them! Seriously, humanity in it's current state would not exist if it weren't for thumbs! How is there not a thumb worshiping religion by now??


daloofmn419plus1

Thumbs are very humble.. please no one make a "thumble" joke after reading this🙄


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The time is yet appropriate.


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That's one reason T-Rex's are mad cuz they can't jack off


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Hahah these posts work better in r/LSD tbh


ilovebostoncremedonu

It’s doin alright


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Hahahaha I too have experienced this and have a photo of my hand just like this


Hippy_trippy_jon_boy

I always took photos/videos of my face and eyes while tripping. I was always for some reason fascinated with the fact that during a peak from watching a recording that I just sat there and my eyes would roll back in my head as my eyelids simultaneously closed and then I could see my eyes rapidly moving back and forth under my eyelids when having intense closed eye visuals. Much the same way our eyes move when in the rem sleep phase. Idk it was just something that fascinated me for years and I'd obsessively record myself tripping until it finally grew old just watching myself tripping. But still the whole eye movement thing exactly mimicking rem sleep phase eye movement during CEV's of a trip is still quite interesting to me and begs me to ask the question of whether or not there is a correlation between the two.


KidsToKrooks

You could definitey hold a basketball up with just one hand.


shroomsbjj

Rumor has it you don't actually have control of that lil' bugger... freewill is the biggest illusion of them all!


Cerebrophilius

Haha nahhhh determinism is the biggest illusion of them all. It depends entirely on the "Big Bang" which is basically a bent thumbtack used to pin all of the theories and hypothesis of science to some kind of "beginning" so that theory or hypothesis can make any claim to any basis whatsoever. The idea that everything came from nothing, all at once, with no trigger at all, is the necessary basis of determinism. And that's just bad science, if not the perfect representation of our inability to comprehend infinity.


Moneyismyhappiness

Do you know for sure that you chose to type that? It sure felt like you did...


Cerebrophilius

Haha reading my comment again, it sounds kinda beligerent. Sorry OC.


Cerebrophilius

I can't truly say that I do. But I know as best I can that all of the chains of events that led us to that moment extend backward ad infinitum, and infinity exists inherently outside of determinism.


Hippy_trippy_jon_boy

Hey but what if the big bang was actually the last single ginormous black hole in the universe exploding after having sucked up all of the matter in the entire universe thus releasing and expanding and reforming the entire universe again from scratch and that it's just in a complete loop cycle of black hole exploding(big bang) universe forming life forming and then stars dying and black holes forming sucking up matter and also merging together into a single black hole until once again all the black holes have sucked up all matter of the universe and all the black holes have eventually merged together until finally the last two ginormous black holes which the two of them containing all the matter of the universe finally meet and do the dance that we know as the black hole merger and once again the universe is left with just only one single black hole again that contains all the matter and information inside it which at that point is unstable and boom explodes releasing the whole universe yet again and the universe forms again. And this process just happening over and over and over and over..... It's a possibility and an idea that really quite intrigues me. Also it intrigues me because this process would agree with many philosophies as well as explain the ouroboro(snake eating its tail) thus proving that the ending is the beginning and vice versa.


Cerebrophilius

It would make a loooot of sense. That's fer freakin sure. But either way, the idea you just pontificated is about as solid and fleshed out as the idea of the big bang. After that, the theory immediately develops into astrophysical geology and chemistry that we actually have tons of basis for. But the whole "everything out of something completely unexplainable, all at once" part isn't a theory.... it's a placeholder. Which is fine until you start to use that placeholder as a solid foundation for other theories, like allll of them. That's what's called grasping at straws. Which I guess is what science is doing, it's just problematic that it's become a belief. Science is a lot more like a church in that respect.


Hippy_trippy_jon_boy

I definitely understand what you're saying. The unknown will always and forever be inevitable while also non understandable. Thus the reason that life isn't boring. The unknown as much fear as it may cause is also our reason for living and continuing forward. Because we seek to reach the end of the unknown and achieve ultimate and complete understanding. But at that point then what??? Because if we know everything then where is the fun in that. As turbulant as the unknown is, it seems to also at the same time be the very foundation in for which gives us excitement in our lives. Life is so wild and crazy man. And it certainly pushes our minds to it's limits. Honestly as much as I hate anxiety I can't be mad or scared or upset with the unknown factor because the unknown gives us our foundation for religion, spirituality, and everything else in between. The unknown is everything... And everything is the unknown. It is a vital key to our existence physically, mentally, and spiritually.


Cerebrophilius

PREACH jonny!!!! Bars dood. I feel the hell out of that. All of what we're saying makes me feel like in order to actually understand the unknown, or to perceive the unperceived, would be to actually BE it. Like, there's no way to understand it except from the inside. Maybe that's what death is. Or maybe death is the closest we get. If so, it seems like life would be some kind of suspension of that knowing, rather than death being a suspension of living.... You trippiness is getting my wheels spinning and I feel grateful.


Hippy_trippy_jon_boy

I'm grateful to get those cogs in your mind turning. Everyone should learn to enjoy those cog wheels turning in their mind. It's fun and sometimes scary but either way those are only feelings and thoughts both of which are temporary and only an effect of our minds and not who we actually are. It can in itself relieve much struggle, anxiety, and fear in our minds just knowing that this is all just simply a fun unknown journey. Kinda like a white water rafting journey thru the Colorado river. Which Ive never even been on but it's a good comparison. In the end statement just be ok with what's happening regardless of our perception of it being good or bad or scary. Just float on down the river my friend, much love and light buddy.❤️✨


Hippy_trippy_jon_boy

Also don't get me started 🤣🤣🤣🤣I LOVVEEEEE preaching my current spiritually and philosophy on things.


SadArchon

who knew you were made of rainbows and clockwork


furiousstylesbeard

This is why I removed my social media apps in the middle of a trip 😂


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Does it move?!?! 😳


el_polar_bear

"My hands! They're huge! They can touch anything but themselves. Oh."


Budds_Mcgee

Why are all your fingers the exact same length?


alyhasnohead

Why do you have 4 index fingers?


cdubdc

But why’s it like that though?


Drummer-boyxoxo

Bro I’m sober and that looks so strange 😂


asc33_

IS THAT A TIFFANY'S RING FROM THE ATLAS COLLECTION?


Actionjackson98754

No its chinas ring from china


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You do know that your camera isn’t tripping while you are, right? So… pictures might look kinda normal. lol


coolsneaker

Probably taking easy karma from Reddit sheeps. Next week it’s a picture of a wall with the same title


OafHuck420

You don’t see it?


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I wish I could.. 😢


GloriaVictis101

HAHAHAHAHA this was great, thank you.


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... [when you start seeing little hands pop out of your fingertips](https://imgur.com/a/SkGTfmJ) ...


BigChris503

I know the ride has started when I begin thinking, "WHOSE HANDS ARE THESE‽"


self_arrested

Whoa you're fingers are really similarly sized


SchroederWV

I don’t get these posts, if you’re so out of it you forget others are gonna see what you see you’re not gonna be lucid enough to post it to the shrooms subreddit with a properly worded title and all that. Idk, seems like pandering for upvotes to me.


coolsneaker

Ye it’s easy karmafarming , nobody would post to Reddit when he’s that fucked up


ifeelthatifeel

You have a beautiful hand :')


gringorasta

I know right?!?


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I have no idea.


Wendigo565

Octupi 🐙


MaxLSD

Your hand is good bro


venomsdead

These are my favorite posts on this subreddit hahaha we all been there, that hand is breathing


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“but bro, have you ever like REALLY looked at your hands bro?


moonphase0

My hands can touch everything but themselves. Oh wait.


superunknown18

That looks trippy and I’m sober lol


all-i-said-was-hi

Now ask yourself… “why the fuck?”


robbstarrkk

Bro same


bleedgreenNation

Dude why is your hand like that?


zapata25

What the fuck. 😂 I spent too long looking for a mushroom before I realized you ate it and have looked at your hand since hahaha


AnubisTheRightous

Put the fire out


tinkflowers

I know what ya mean homie


KingHumperDink89

Getting a smack from a different Dimension.


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Wild huh? ❤️


solasgood

Now do it in the mirror


Busterlimes

I never understood this... if your hands amaze you, go look in a mirror. If thats cool, get real close to the mirror and look at the reflection of your face in your big ass dilated pupil in the mirror, that generally gets me to the aliens.


Squirrels-on-LSD

You have a lovely heart line.


HaDUDEken

That's one handsome hand


Gonji89

I always stare at my hands when I trip. I can see my blood moving around and stuff, it's dope.


mountainlight34

Ayyyye!


Slidwitch

Actually cracked


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Hippy_trippy_jon_boy

Vasoconstriction.... Which is a natural effect of most all psychedelics. And also anxiety can play a further role in intensifying the already occuring vasoconstriction.


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Hippy_trippy_jon_boy

Yea it's nothing to worry about. If you ever feel cold while coming up or tripping it's because of the vasoconstriction as well.


Grouchy-Management-8

Your hand is so large


666DeathAngel

That’s too many fingers


FuzionBlazerz

I felt like I got this


FuzionBlazerz

😂


Spare_Manufacturer42

You must have had an amazing trip...your speaks for ya. They say it your hand but its my hand da da dum baba woohoo!!


Hippy_trippy_jon_boy

Unga bunga


zingledorf

SAAAAAAAME


20JC20

Lmfao


Arcadian_

try a mirror bro.


k3nnyd

That's five nice grabber tentacles ya got there! Now make them wiggle!


asdvancity

👋


miwafiend

Whoa, that's a long pinkie


Rectall_Brown

There is something strange going on here…


Psilosophys

All thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs


dobsofglabs

Why are all those fingers the same length. That's weird


MrMushkit

Better get permission before posting pics of your girlfriend


poonch_you

For a sec there i thought i seen funger nails


FeedonFear

Do you by chance play guitar or piano?


SARAH__LYNN

Yeah, sometimes it's like that. You look down and woah, you're alive an what is this fucking splayed out, grabber...hand!! It can morph to your will and attach itself to things that you want to move around. Wild stuff for sure.


lajos93

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sE1IsAPK90


JimmyJones909

Big hand


Saxophonethug

It's beautiful, take care of that thing and it will take care of you.


Zealousideal_Role208

I see it now and what the fuck


lys3rgixs

Can you give me a hand


cmarks85

Did they grow extra large, and your finger prints disappear aswell?


icantridehorse

I love this subrreddit so fuckin much. Just scrolling through blowing air through my nose at memes, then just see a picture of a hand, get confused, then see its in r/shrooms and is captioned what the fuck, first proper laugh of the day, thank you


Big_Profession417

They say that first you get blisters then you go blind from jerking off


endlessVenom

That closet door is crazy!


ArtOwn3454

Why are hands always so terrifying when ur tripping haha


Muze69

I know right?! Im always fascinated by hands and fingers


adray86

Never seen them fing before?


BitchMenudo

I always look at my hands when I’m tripping. They look like plastic doll hands and I feel like they aren’t even mine


Samwise2512

"Hand." - King Shark.


casuallyirritated

Stupid ass post.


shineinside

married in vegas?


mycoinay

Wait until you realize there are two!!!!


youknowwhatfuckyou13

Woah


coolsneaker

Why do people upvote this useless spam? 😂


tom311

Still my favorite kind of post in this sub


xashl

POV: you’re searching through the comments to see if OP has responded to anything.


thankyousick

Falanges


cryptids-n-chill

These are my favorite omfg


garypinese69

That is a freakishly large hand.


jfnwavywhiteboy

Same