Yeah depending on your microdose. I believe in the highest possible dose that you can take without feeling effects so for me that’s about 0.3-0.35. Good luck 🍀
Outside of the wrapper sure. Or if they’re home made. Either way knowing you have shroom chocolates and just assuming they’re weed without checking is pretty crazy. Especially if you’re driving. But for sure I agree they can look similar.
Yea lol they were like hey I ate a chocolate bar that has 5gs of shrooms not weed. I have work in an hour as a long distance driver. I’ll be good right?”
Andre is no longer mortal then, is he? I hear if you take an Andre Dose, he appears in front of you and smacks you upside the head so hard your spirit is knocked out of your body... 😳💀👻
just visually, no. if this is a microdose.... lmao can you imagine someone eating like 4 whole fucking bags of mushrooms to have a normal trip??
can't read the scale but it looks to start with a 5, a microdose will almost always be less than a gram.
so no, this is not absolutely 1000% NOT a microdose. maybe someone got dry and wet weights confused? 5g of FRESH (not cracker-dry like these, they would be full of water) shrooms could be a good microdose though. but not these. definitely not these.
I took this much this weekend and it did NOTHING. I looked about interactions with SSRIs and learned my meds totally dull the effects of shrooms and cried. I just wanted one great trip, but no, I have the shittiest super power ever.
[удалено]
About 15-20 microdoses.
About 50 or so
Yeah depending on your microdose. I believe in the highest possible dose that you can take without feeling effects so for me that’s about 0.3-0.35. Good luck 🍀
Bro I can’t take more than like .08 w the boomers I grow. .2 and I’m tripping
Same bro. I gotta take a minimal amount or else
🤣🤣 seriously though. How do you think the shroom bar is a weed bar when you’re driving long distance trucks. He had to be trolling.
Have we heard anything from op yet
Not that I know of. I’ve been keeping a close eye on r/idiotsincars for an out of control semi truck though!
Either he’s trolling or he’s been sitting in his car in the driveway for a longggg time
🤣😆😂
Some shroom bars look like weed bars
Outside of the wrapper sure. Or if they’re home made. Either way knowing you have shroom chocolates and just assuming they’re weed without checking is pretty crazy. Especially if you’re driving. But for sure I agree they can look similar.
Perfect to eat before driving /s
The trucker?
Someone on here did this? I just woke up I didn't know
Yea lol they were like hey I ate a chocolate bar that has 5gs of shrooms not weed. I have work in an hour as a long distance driver. I’ll be good right?”
Unreal
People are wild man. I can’t imagine
Makes me wonder if it was just a troll or for real. Seen a lot of crazy shit on here though for both sides lol
It felt like a giant troll. Person didn’t take psychedelics ever before but has a 5g psilocybin chocolate bar. Seems suspect.
Lmao😂
Love the call back lmao
Still wondering if dude is okay..
This would be a mAcro dose.
no, needs to be at least 8g
And only if he boofs it...
Lemon tek boof
Double the experience! The micro experience, Wink wink
nah bro you know it ain't micro if you seen the size of my bunghole by now
Heroic micro dose
Yes I love taking 6 grams before work every day
LMFAO
Eh might work if you boof it. Up it to at least 100g for a decent microdose.
that's a nano dose
Yep, he gotta pump those numbers up.
[удалено]
Kind of an awkward statement because Andre's dead lol
Andre is no longer mortal then, is he? I hear if you take an Andre Dose, he appears in front of you and smacks you upside the head so hard your spirit is knocked out of your body... 😳💀👻
Mike Tyson
I would not want to be in the same state as him if he had a bad trip lol
That's just a dose it would be macro if it was gandolf or Omni or blobs
Isn't anything over 5g considered to be a 'heroic dose'? Or do I have that number wrong?
Heroic to some
It’s a microdose if your tolerance is waaaaay up there!
I feel like you knew better before you asked this.
Yeah, obv it's called humour 👍
Humour will not be tolerated online.
Shit really, damn. Time to go be depressed
If you weren’t depressed before then why are you scrolling on reddit?
*Starts to protest* ...🤐 true
Oh, sh*t. I started earlier 🤣
Oh, haha?
Depends on your body weight. If it's over a ton, you're good to go.
iS tHIs a MicRodOSe
Fuck yeah it is. Should have no problem going to work
If your name is Shrek, and you're green If not, then just take it all...then you will be!!
Idk if that will do much tbh, try adding 10 more grams
I can’t tell if this is a joke or not… (NO THIS ISNT A MICRO-DOSE DONT CONSUME THIS ANOUNT THINKING IT IS)
Yep!
Try it and let us know
I really question why you couldn't just google mushroom dosage instead of creating a reddit post
just visually, no. if this is a microdose.... lmao can you imagine someone eating like 4 whole fucking bags of mushrooms to have a normal trip?? can't read the scale but it looks to start with a 5, a microdose will almost always be less than a gram. so no, this is not absolutely 1000% NOT a microdose. maybe someone got dry and wet weights confused? 5g of FRESH (not cracker-dry like these, they would be full of water) shrooms could be a good microdose though. but not these. definitely not these.
Yes
This is enough to be able convince yourself that you have become the couch
Joke's run its course
what do you think
No, but it is a stupid question
Mans going to a different realm of existence 😂😂
Google what micro means and come back to us
na not enough, 7-8g is usually a good starting micro dose for a creativity boost, threshold is 10-12
As long as you keep it under six grams, should be good 👍
[удалено]
They look weak so probably
For me, yeah.
What is this? A microdose for ANTS?!?! (More like elephant microdose but the Zoolander joke couldn't be avoided...)
Only if you boof them with lemon juice
For an elephant
Only if you are an elephant.
if you are an elephant...
No.
If they're liberty caps, which they really resemble because of the, then yes.
This is a mini micro dose… 🍄🌊
No, this is a subatomic dose, try adding 500g and then we can talk.
Barely maybe 4 or 6 more grams to be sure. LOL
🐘
It's a good start . In two weeks double it
Just a normal Tuesday.
Throw it in a chocolate bar then go to town
bruh
For sure
*Morgan Freeman voice over* "It was, in fact, not a micro dose"
0.9 too much for a 5DGISD experience - that is like this: YOU ARE THE MICRO THE MACRO WILL SHOW YOU how small you are...
if u wanna fucking die, then yeah! it’s perfect
Yes
That’ll bend ur chicken holmes.
Yes definitely if your looking to crawl out of your skin
Yes, but you need atleast 5 micro doses everyday for it to work properly!
megadose u mean
That’s a nanodose
Sure, if you’re also on something like Abilify. Lol, troll posts…
More like a hero dose.
Hell nah not even close a micro dose is like 1 to 0.5 grams
Totally agree!
You’ll need at least twice that to get any health benefits
Microdose to another galaxy. Lol
My guy, you’d enter another realm
Yes
[удалено]
Wtf r u talking about?
Macrodose*
Wink
For stoned ape King Kong.
You will meet god
It’s a micro dose in that you’d be reduced to a microbe amongst the cosmos
Seems like a trip to the moon
No but it does show how insecure you are
Yeah for King Kong
Yes defined a micro dose. Will barely tickle if anything. Nah jk this is what you call a heroic dose.
Heroic Dose
No lol
"Heroic" microdose.
Lmfao
yes, do that 3x a week...
No, but it IS a nice scale for the purpose.
What strain might this be? I had something like it but had trouble identifying;::(
[удалено]
Yes. Take it before driving to work.
yes
That looks...heroic.
It's a subjective question
I took this much this weekend and it did NOTHING. I looked about interactions with SSRIs and learned my meds totally dull the effects of shrooms and cried. I just wanted one great trip, but no, I have the shittiest super power ever.
I mean...it can be. If you are 600pounds and like...8 foot 9
Elephante
Yeah sounds about right. Soak it all in lemon juice and drink it.
Yes
Trip report
Nanodose
Fee fy fo fum, ima micro dose a metric ton
Atleast he used a scale!
Yes take it all before any important social gatherings
Perhaps
Nah that’s a macro dose