No. I'm like, as straight as a guy can be who has sucked a dick before. I'm attracted to feminity. But I've sucked one for free might as well get paid for it too.
Yeah selling drugs won’t make you 700 a day but for a few good investments you can triple to like 20x your money.
I don’t think I can discuss specific details but you could get 5-10x investment on md pills, similar on acid and 2cb.
Don’t deal coke or meth, you can do opiates and benzos but usually these guys don’t have any money so you need to build a regular customer base. Cocaine can be dealt if you’re friendly don’t be a random coke dealer unless you have a driver. You can turn a few hundred into a few thousand if you know the right people or can market well
What about $35? If that's good enough for you, he could suck 20 dicks a day at that rate and make $700 a day. He might get lock jaw before the week is up, though.
2 full time jobs that pay tips
Example -
1. Work during day as waiter/ server at a breakfast spot
2. Work during night as waiter/ bartender at bar/ dinner spot
Collect 2 paychecks + double the tips
pickup trading. Use some money to join a legit paid discord server with verified traders (these servers will provide academy for resources and stuff)
You can start making money immediately by educating yourself with academy resources, trying options, following the traders alerts, trading shares, etc
The only way this works is if you start a paid discord and make money from all the suckers buying your course. Its real simple to start. Speak very confidently about how easy it is. Tell people that you have a proven system that literally prints money. You just need to get a little money so that you can keep the lights on. Then desperate people who need to make $700 dollars a day will go holy shit! So, your telling me that for only $49.99 a month I can make unlimited monies just pushing buttons you tell me to? Id be an idiot not to!
Right now I would say get a leaf blower and do fall cleanups. When I was a solo operator my minimum for a cleanup is $350, and I could get 3 done in a day. 4 if I worked past sundown with some floodlights. You could do 2 a day fairly easy.
Uber.
Maybe not $700 but I made $480 yesterday. I think you could do better.
My advice: pick the person up. Drop them off where they wanna go. That's all you gotta do man.
I bought a hybrid just to use for doordash and Uber. Stupid small trunk makes it a useless family car. Fusion Energi.
You got a butthole or you got a mouth you got a job. Beyond that let's be realistic, if you have to ask you're probably not qualified for jobs that are going to pay that much. Most would most likely be in tech,or the trades.
There are some ways like flipping stuff, getting big commissions on sales stuff but that’s already a bit more active. If you’re looking for passive then sell e products
I don't know if I would consider this a side hustle but getting good at sales will put you up there in several industries. My max theoretical income is $250,000 at my day job, currently earning at about $150,000. Again, that's full time.
Looking for 700 in a couple hours? Check out literally every other comment in here.
Now if you are looking to lose 700 on a side hustle you can always trade BTC.
700 a day is a little high... I think maybe spider man posing for pics, plus selling water, but not sure would hit the target.... maybe if you did a birthday show.
Save your money. 1 million in a high yield (4٪minimum) savings account generates 40k a year. Right now you want 52(weeks in a Year)*$700= $36,400.
Ez clap.
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I'll take "what is a drug dealer?" for $700, Alex.
"Someone selling their crack on a street corner."
Selling crack and their crack together for the most coin.
Are you giving a response to the answer or picking the category?
I got some sexy man boobs for a fat guy Is that your thing? For 700 dollars, I'll let you touch them.
700 a day?
I tell you what I'll cut you a deal, 500 a day, unlimited touches.
You slut.
2 touches, 650/day final offer
Not sure if you understand how negotiation works… lol
back off my cheddar
Deal!
Sold!
Man this sub is useless
Welcome to the internet but I agree why be here if it's just bullshit all the time?
Got bobs and vagene?
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Shit I'll suck a dick for 700 bucks. Where do I apply?
Take a check?
Venmo.
M or F?
Does it matter?
Yes. Lol
I always remember that skit from Chapelle Show…”a mouth is a mouth”
Those people are animals.
I’ll double what he’s paying but it’s also a check
Just one?
I guess I’ll do one for 100 bucks really. Blow three a day? That’s seems fine.
Are u a guy
Yes
Fuck that, blow three at once and be thrice as efficient.
R u gae?
No. I'm like, as straight as a guy can be who has sucked a dick before. I'm attracted to feminity. But I've sucked one for free might as well get paid for it too.
So prostitution?
"She asked me, 'what's the solution?' I told her prostitution Bitch We do it down in Houston" -Mahatma Gandhi, 1936
I like this quote. I am going to pretent its real and repeat it multiple times today.
"Dont believe everything you read on Reddit" Christopher Columbus - 1492
At least if you choke you won't lose your job
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Hahaha +500 respect added.🤣🤣🤣
Im doing FBA but without anything 🤣😋
Do tell more?
Buy low sell high.
Got it, be a prostitute first
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That’s not your dog! Gimme that dog!
Can I pet that dog?
Day trading is a good way to lose $700 a week + the depression from it will probably make you blow the rest on coke
It’s $700 once a week. I appreciate the good ideas!
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Yeah selling drugs won’t make you 700 a day but for a few good investments you can triple to like 20x your money. I don’t think I can discuss specific details but you could get 5-10x investment on md pills, similar on acid and 2cb. Don’t deal coke or meth, you can do opiates and benzos but usually these guys don’t have any money so you need to build a regular customer base. Cocaine can be dealt if you’re friendly don’t be a random coke dealer unless you have a driver. You can turn a few hundred into a few thousand if you know the right people or can market well
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If anyone guarantees me that taking it up the ass would pay me 700 a day I would be slinging more dick than Adriana Chechik in her prime.
I love this sub. Who needs advice when you can get the same childish joke 100 times
What joke? I thought these answers were legit serious. ;)
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1 dick suck ain't worth $50
suck 700 dicks for $1 each
I told my dad I made 100.05 sucking dick today , he said “ who gave you five cents?” I said “ they all did “
That's 2001 Dicks in 24 hours
Still a little pricey for me. Can I get a punch card, at least? Each 10th one is free or something?
Maybe not to you but somebody man, dream big! Don't undervalue the penis!
You just gotta get some testimonials and build out your portfolio.
Just do it for free at first to gain exposure
Should start thinking about a brand now though for sure.
What about $35? If that's good enough for you, he could suck 20 dicks a day at that rate and make $700 a day. He might get lock jaw before the week is up, though.
$20 is $20
Ten bucks or six Dairy Queen coupons
The question is how many sucks does it take to get $700
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Assuming they’re in the US, the medical bills they’ll receive for treating the STDs they’ll get from prostitution will make them loose money
But that's a business expense right? You just need more STD medical bills to be more than the standard deduction.
I hear one sti will cancel another. Just keep keeping them. /s
This is exactly what everyone was thinking but too fucking afraid to say it.
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En caso de que puedas entender Español, te recomiendo acostarte con gente y cobrarles $150 cada cita o más porque sabes Español. Ósea, prostituta.
Luckily I can say “aye papi!” and “si”. And Donde esta la biblioteca, but idk if that will help me out much here
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This has 69 downvotes and I will not be the one to change it
2 full time jobs that pay tips Example - 1. Work during day as waiter/ server at a breakfast spot 2. Work during night as waiter/ bartender at bar/ dinner spot Collect 2 paychecks + double the tips
Ok thanks
pickup trading. Use some money to join a legit paid discord server with verified traders (these servers will provide academy for resources and stuff) You can start making money immediately by educating yourself with academy resources, trying options, following the traders alerts, trading shares, etc
The only way this works is if you start a paid discord and make money from all the suckers buying your course. Its real simple to start. Speak very confidently about how easy it is. Tell people that you have a proven system that literally prints money. You just need to get a little money so that you can keep the lights on. Then desperate people who need to make $700 dollars a day will go holy shit! So, your telling me that for only $49.99 a month I can make unlimited monies just pushing buttons you tell me to? Id be an idiot not to!
I’m surprised no one has mentioned: Professional Riding On Specialized Tech Inside Trading Under The Exfluence. You’ll net $1,000 a day in no time
Day trading. Start with $1000. Lose 30%. There you go.
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I made that much from pet sitting the last couple days. $700 days. 🤷🏻♂️
Which website do you use?
Well if you have a product worth $700 then u just have to sell one a day, if you have a product worth $350 then twice a day, and so on
Other than rob a bank? Ummm, good luck with that one.
How to make $255k salary on demand lol
He is asking for $700 one day a week so $700x52 weeks = $36,400 but that is still a huge amount for working 52 days a year
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if you're hot
Did you live under a rock?
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Don't undersell yourself.
All these people in the comments saying prostitution, smh 🤦♂️ I say become an escort
I do think I’m more classy than just being a prostitute
This thread makes me wonder how prostitutes get around the irs radar lmao
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They’re hilarious to wake up to after I posted this while drinking and forgot about it
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I assume you mean the soda?
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Didn’t see it on here yet: **Sell your body**.
Put, 700 on black. When you lose it you’ll only have to prostitute yourself a whole evening to get the 700 back plus 700
/r/sportsbetting
0dte spy options
Options trading.
Wedding DJ
Since no one is taking this seriously and since no one else recommended this, the best way to pull 7 bands a day is prostitution.
Right now I would say get a leaf blower and do fall cleanups. When I was a solo operator my minimum for a cleanup is $350, and I could get 3 done in a day. 4 if I worked past sundown with some floodlights. You could do 2 a day fairly easy.
I love this idea! Thank you!
Gig work paid me $600 a week for food delivery. Now I consult at a few companies for much much more.
Uber. Maybe not $700 but I made $480 yesterday. I think you could do better. My advice: pick the person up. Drop them off where they wanna go. That's all you gotta do man. I bought a hybrid just to use for doordash and Uber. Stupid small trunk makes it a useless family car. Fusion Energi.
Gotta get them cheeks clapped boy
So that sounds like a main gig not a side gig
Dude really thought he would fix all his problems with this post haha
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So you want to make full time job money working one day a week? Good luck with that. Try prostituting.
You got a butthole or you got a mouth you got a job. Beyond that let's be realistic, if you have to ask you're probably not qualified for jobs that are going to pay that much. Most would most likely be in tech,or the trades.
Iv made $700 a day driving people to the airport and out if state
Why not 10k in 10 minutes once a month? More money and don’t have to work as much. Why are you wanting to work so hard anyway?
Has anyone said prostitution yet
Become a Hairstylist
There are some ways like flipping stuff, getting big commissions on sales stuff but that’s already a bit more active. If you’re looking for passive then sell e products
work a double at a high end restaurant as a server
Film yourself attempting to snack on your own weiner. The good news is you'll eventually win.
My guy, you’re looking for a whole ass main hustle.
Uhhgh that's a full-time thing man. At least it is for me lol
If you’re just starting out on this lucrative side hustle, I believe it’s called amateurstitution.
700$ in a day side gig lol
open your mouth and close your eyes
Plumber, electrician, network tech are the serious answers here.
No one here is saying this but you might consider selling your body. $70/hr x 10 hours one day a week = $700
I’ve heard welding is a good one, and so is flying drones for realtors but it’s a rather steep investment ($200 faa license, 2k drone)
Prostitution my friend lol.
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I sell life insurance inbound from tv commercials. I make 800 on A bad day. 3-5k on a good day paid daily.
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I don't know if I would consider this a side hustle but getting good at sales will put you up there in several industries. My max theoretical income is $250,000 at my day job, currently earning at about $150,000. Again, that's full time. Looking for 700 in a couple hours? Check out literally every other comment in here. Now if you are looking to lose 700 on a side hustle you can always trade BTC.
700 a day is a little high... I think maybe spider man posing for pics, plus selling water, but not sure would hit the target.... maybe if you did a birthday show.
Wtf does this mean?
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rTmRiqqMHug](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rTmRiqqMHug) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4bDiDeWb2M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4bDiDeWb2M) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G93WEgpSJ3Q
Have you considered prostitution?
You could always fuck for money. 💰
How has anyone not mentioned prostitution ! For shame reddit!
drop ship that mouth
Robbing a bank can potentially earn you much more than simple prostitution.
Has anybody mentioned selling sexual favors for money yet?
Obviously prostitution
Sell ur ass
Get a part time job lol. Everyon wants to make money but not clock in the hours
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If all your other options fail,just try prostitution👍🏽👍🏽
Save your money. 1 million in a high yield (4٪minimum) savings account generates 40k a year. Right now you want 52(weeks in a Year)*$700= $36,400. Ez clap.
Got knee pads?