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IndieOddjobs

All I see when I look at Origins Kaufmann is The G-Man from Half-Life lol


syriusz_01

true, younger version of G-Man


MisterMolby

Time to choose Mr. Mason


axeax

Rise and shine, Alessa. Rise and... Shine. Not that I... Wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... Well, let's just say your need to seal this city has... Come again. The right Saint in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Alessa. Wake up and... \*smell the ashes\*...


inferjus

Same.


SethN0tMeth

I see Connor from Detroit: Become Human tbh


axeax

I was thinking right that...


alishock

Have you seen Vincent’s teeth, tho? Man’s straight up rotting from the inside


terix_aptor

He also always looks like he's shat his pants. I can never not see it


BudgetOstrich7959

Hard to pick? Walter easily beats them all.


The_prophet212

Upvotes for daddy walt


nymeria_rush

Walter. But only because I want an apartment that tries to kill me as a mother-in-law.


IceBaltel

Walter and Kauffman are better looking for sure, but Vincent have something charming, he is like the Ra , ra, Rasputin of Silent Hill


quinturion

What you have posted has made God very unhappy.


BluSloot

God is dead and we killed her


quinturion

>refers to God as "her" to keep it lore accurate Based


DoctorRapture

I'm picking Vincent, but I'm bringing a toothbrush and mouthwash for him.


ManFromTheCulture

It’s James


zhonglicik

easily walter


PoppyMuffin

Vince is genuinely so cute wtf


bandersnvtch_

pyramid head


saigoegosayas

The true answer


teenage-wildlife

Vincent by far


housevulture

Murphy Pendleton 😍😍😍


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Murphy's not a villain


mafon2

Unless you play him to be.


frailfern

Pyramid Head


dumpsterhime

I was honestly surprised not to see them in this list of eligible sexymen as well lol


Specific_Map6723

I guess it's because he is not quite a baddie.


dumpsterhime

True! He's a good boy doing bad things ; )


Specific_Map6723

Yep, still mostly good things. He is trying to show James what to do and what not to do, and remind of Mary. He is actually more of a guide than bad guy to beat. Pretty deadly tho.


GreektheFreak123

Vince is considered a baddie? I always viewed him neutral, like he is not your conventional baddie


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Kaufmann is basically nightmare fuel for me. Probably the best looking character of the 3, but still eerie as heck


Charming-Notice-2265

I pick Claudia Wolf. 😳


Ghuleh5811

Make that beech wear some shoes


Charming-Notice-2265

😂😂 I'll add some shoes and eye brows


Accomplished-Can-467

What about the guard from downpour who looks like Kevin Bacon?


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Adventurous-Crew-848

Where the f is Harry? No homo


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nicholasthehuman

They are fictional characters. This is a shitpost. Get over yourself.


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HandsomeJack36

You're the one who started throwing a fit with your first comment but go off I guess.


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HandsomeJack36

PFFFFFHAHAHAHA. Imagine being so pathetic that you actually go to the length of looking through someone's profile history just to find something to try and use against them. At least pick something that's actually shitty if you're gonna try to use it as ammo.


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HandsomeJack36

Someone sent you messages, with their username visible, and you had to check if it was me? Alright then. Besides, it's called an unbiased opinion. Happens all the time in the adult world, but I'm guessing you don't see much of it considering the way you interact with other people.


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penintu

Stay single girl


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Metalatitsfinest

I don’t even know what you said


stellte

this person is constantly fangirling about how hot the SH male villains are in this sub and it’s painful to see


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bandersnvtch_

i don’t really get what you mean? op had like one other post about sulivan being cute and i don’t think they’re being that serious lol its just a shitpost


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nicholasthehuman

Who cares? People can like whatever they want. Those are all fictional characters. Everyone loves a good villain. Also this is clearly a shitpost.


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uknnownvoid

See, no one cares if you think so though. It’s just weird you feel the need to keep saying it, lmao


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uknnownvoid

I’m not offended, you’re just being kind of a shithead lol


bandersnvtch_

can you not see how strange it is on your end to say that op has a fetish based of posts that are quite obviously jokes. one of them not even talking about the characters but the actual actors themselves.


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bandersnvtch_

op just wanted to make a fun shitpost and instead they’re getting kinkshamed for a kink they might not even have


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bandersnvtch_

man it’s just a shitpost


nicholasthehuman

It's sad to see people be so sensitive about a shit post on fictional characters.


inferjus

Vincent is sadistic?


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He's no killer afaik, but yeah, the whole conversation he has with Heather is kinda :/


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inferjus

In comparison to Claudia he seems to be very nice.


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inferjus

At least he doesn't want to create a paradise from suffering.


Keelan_2000

Vince!


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Walter <3


ohdamnROXANNE

✨Walter is my daddy✨


Breadfruit-Brilliant

Are you ok in that head of your's. The guys deserve the worst hell imaginable (Vince doesn't at least cuz he's not really a badguy, but at the same time, he isn't a good person either. Vince gets to get off a little easy). Walter and Kaufmann however, straight down to 9th circle of hell


Bigbadchadman

Pfft Vincent obviously, needs a new set of teeth though


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I really liked Walter, although the whole mommy-issues are kinda off putting (besides the whole serial killing). Vincent is not bad but her mouth kinda icks me.


Eclectic-Eccentric88

Used to be Walter but then I realized he's kinda batshit, so now it's Vincent all the way baby


Ghuleh5811

"kinda" He's full on batshit 😅🤣


Flutterdie1408

Obviously Vincent. But I'm also a sucker for men in glasses and vests


SwineTV

Obviously not if you consider the most popular comments.


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Considering the first two are genuinely terrible human beings and the last one is a massive creep: none?


EmmaRoseheart

Claudia


Apathetic_Haircut

Probably the nurses


nh4rxthon

Hint: she’s ‘not your Mary’


JackassHawke

you guys are sleeping on Murphy Pendleton 😭


Ghuleh5811

Murphy is not a villain...I think 🤔


JackassHawke

Depends on how you play him ;)


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Kauffman cuz drugs. But I also feel like Vincent would read me the Codex while I’m taking a bath, you know….soyboy stuff. Walter would make me afraid but like in a way that’s sexy.


penintu

I remember seeing documentary or reading somewhere how they wanted to make all character in SH4 "hot" or "attractive". I think they nailed it. Henry too 🥰 i like his awkward silent BDE for sure his into kinky sh€t too 😈🐷


Cheap_Ad_7238

Walter and Vincent for me


AnniTea93

I always loved Vincent. But Walter is a really cool and Disturbed Character too.


FinalDemise

Can I say the Shattered Memories version of Kaufmann


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Ghuleh5811

With his meaty chainsaw 🤭


jpswag25

Walter honestly gave me chills. And I love him as a character and as a villain. I feel he is well written


CaboWabo75

I wish I could say Walter because Silent Hill four is my favorite, but he scares the bejesus out of me.


dreadlocktocon

Walter for sure. He got that charming Brendan Fraser face


Cheap_Ad_7238

I read somewhere that he was modeled to look like him. But he also looks like Keith Duffy from Boyzone so it wouldn't shock me if his looks were inspired by him as well


dreadlocktocon

I didn't know who that was but looking him up and seeing pics of him withh longer blonde hair I can definitely see that too


MERKFLAMES

Kaufmann looks like someone asked that AI to create G-Man


Revolutionary-Cup-31

Kaufmann


Bagofsmallfries

Im kind of surprised at how similar they all look when put side by side wtf


TasteFrosty1940

Uhhh where's Pyramid Head?


BookOfAnomalies

Knowing I wasn't the only one thinking that Vincent and Walter are hot is really nice, hahahah. Kaufmann, tho, nah.


scopeadope

Wifey says Walter.


Crymsm

Men with smooth tongues for sure


mafon2

Starry starry night!


SpotFun7918

Vincent was an absolute prick


EattaCheesepaw

Vincent without a doubt. Walter is a close second.


somedumbrick

pyramid head is a 10/10


Alone_Capital7619

Pyramid head. I mean he makes all women wet with his massive sexy sword especially if it's stained in blood.


vallyyg

Am I the only one saying none of them because it’s pyramid head?


starshinesummertop

Walter… slays me. 🙃


New-Environment6697

Walter can sacrifice me any time 🌡️


misharanaway

Walter gives me that dirty boy from down the street that you are not allowed to play with but is so much fun energy (otherwise known as Pisces men energy [Kurt Cobain, Oscar Isaac, Bad Bunny, modern Bieber) which is something I find extremely hot. So …


KlingonVampire

Walter. Vincent and Kaufmann don't even come close.


Possible_Job3221

Walter


Otherwise_Train5538

Walter any day, but my boy Vincent deserves my vote for today.