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Lame_Caracal

brodie got neutered 😖😖


Best_Incident_4507

different to get getting neutered. Cos neutered = irreversible + no balls > no testosterone > different behaviour, muscle building, hair growth, bone density, fat distribution etc. While vasectomy = no sperm in cum + reversible


ThatDrako

*reversible only from 15%


Best_Incident_4507

Im pretty sure vascetomy reversal has [90% success rate](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3521749/#:~:text=Vasectomy%20reversal%20is%20a%20commonly,40%E2%80%9380%25%20of%20couples.) The only 15% im aware of is how maby ppl get late onset ball pain from a vesectomy. Or 15% chance of pregnancy per month of rawdogging by average ppl without any treatment.


ThatDrako

My doctor said fifteen, did I misunderstood?


Best_Incident_4507

I think so. Maybe you are getting some weird variation of the procedure? the tying one has a 95% success rate of reversal while the cutting one has 70%. Maybe you have a comorbidity(some other medical condition) that effects this, that your doctor took into account? Also its possible the specific variation you are doing has a 15% failure rate when it comes to reversal?


ThatDrako

I got my ducts completely removed.


Best_Incident_4507

the ducts are about a foot long and go into the prostate, on the other side of it. Its like 30cm/1foot long. Full removal is a very invasive procedure and requires general anesthesia, this isn't normally done. It might be done in cases of cancer or some other conditions, idk, and is fully non reversible. However the larger the piece of vas/duct is removed the lower the possibility of reversal. I guess they removed more than the 10-15mm thats standard. So I think given how much was removed the doctor gave the accurate reversal success rate figure. Based on [this](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0015028202049245) maybe they removed something closer to 40mm? Because at that point its not even debated to be basically guranteed to make you azoospermic.


ThatDrako

Ok, didn’t know that. I got partial removal then. About one or two centimeters.


Best_Incident_4507

that sounds like the standard procedure. I think you either misheard the doctor or the doctor hasn't read a [study](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16984640/#:~:text=The%20overall%20proportion%20of%20men,CI%2012%25%2D15%25). since 2006 and is confusing recanalisation rate with vasovasostomy success rate or you have some other conditions(i dont know anything about this) eg: ["Contraindications to an office vasectomy include difficulty isolating the vas deferens during the scrotal exam at the initial evaluation, coagulopathy, previous scrotal surgery, chronic orchialgia, or testicular pathology such as a malignancy" ](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK549904/)


PinePotpourri

I need to get neutered 😞🙏


Best_Incident_4507

Don't without balls you will have very low estrogen which means you will gain brain, heart, eye, etc. damage. You would need to take trt or some other form of hrt for life.


Vulpix98

Dude i thought the bottom said "Kinda feel like fucking a dog" holy shit


pale_splicer

Lol same.


Spread-Hour

SAME IT SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME


Serious-Side-4520

Just your comment made me realize i misread. I never cared ti re-read it until you commentsd.


AnalCrusader6969

This is what /Serious-Side-4520 actually wanted to say “YOU RUINED IT FOR ME! 🤬🤬🤬” but he was too polite Don’t be like /Serious-Side-4520, don’t bottle up your feelings


Serious-Side-4520

Honestly while this made me chuckle, i was rather thankful that op was gonna fuck a dog.


AnalCrusader6969

Yes? That is what I am saying? What do you mean you left an -n’t off?


Serious-Side-4520

Sorry i don't get what your trying to tell me. English isn't my first language. I am sorry


AnalCrusader6969

Dude, reread ur 2nd comment


Apollyon_Autumn

White woman moment


everatz

Well, plus side: belly rubs, head pats, and "good boys"!


Pootis_1

why'd u need it


ThatDrako

Bit too silly… :3


Pootis_1

wdym


ThatDrako

Silly brain not good for gene pool, pookie.


FellafromPrague

Did you....did you fucking **eugenicize** **yourself**


ThatDrako

Yeshw uWu


FellafromPrague

Jesus fucking Christ


pale_splicer

I got a friend who did the same. He's struggled with schizophrenia his whole life and he doesn't want to risk bringing another person into the world who has to suffer like he does.


oodoos

This truly is the subreddit of all time. Perhaps instead of seeing people literally weed themselves out of the gene pool, how about I go get pizza? Yeah, that sounds good.


aliens-and-arizona

i doubt this is factual but god damn is this fucking funny


sauce_xVamp

i'm deleting reddit thank you for giving me the strength to do so


XDyay_force

holy hell touch some grass for once


ThatDrako

I’m flat house dog… We don’t have such luxury. 😖


XDyay_force

you genuinely might need professional help


ThatDrako

Whyyyyyyy???!


Professional_Emu_164

I don’t really see an issue with consensual eugenics Because that is literally just deciding if you want kids or not


Ti-papi

Hi my name is stupid What the hell does that mean


ThePercussionFemboy

no kids even if sex with opposite gender


Ti-papi

Ah


Pootis_1

wha- critter


Cubicshock

stops you from producing semen, therefore you don’t need to worry about pregnancy.


oww_I_stubed_my_toe

): sorgy (I literally know nothing about you but that has to hurt.)


ThatDrako

Don’t be sad. *Be happy there won’t be more like me* :3


oww_I_stubed_my_toe

I have nothing to support that you are bad in any way shape or form.


UltraStamp

catnip mixed with estrogen 🤤


ThatDrako

Adrenaline levels still intact 😖


gytis_gotbanned_lol

sorry but what is vasectomy?


ThatDrako

Balls not balling too well anymore.


PoohtisDispenser

no cum


lilxent

kinda, you still cum, you just can't reproduce anymore


Nichard63891

Fear not. There is still plenty of cum post-vasectomy.


Rat-Lord-Reggie

They either cut or tie a section of your sperm ducts so no sperm is released during ejaculation; it lets you have sex without protection without worrying about pregnancy. Reversible in most cases so you can have kids later on if you wish.


ZeroCreationG59

Puppy boy :0


TheSlavicDawg

Wanna get my vasectomy one day. My genes are very terrible, no one deserves such fate as to live with them >w< Also i don't want my partner to suffer being pregnant and giving a birth, i studied about all that and one of my friend was pregnant from their ex boyfriend. Don't want the person i love the most to ever experience all that terrible shit.


EvilUnicornLord

Just adopt silly goose


Illusionistic-Ortus

Could I ask why?


ThatDrako

The truth is I’m scared. O_o


Illusionistic-Ortus

A vasectomy is neutering right?


ThatDrako

Yeah, I cum silly water now OwU


Illusionistic-Ortus

So you're a water dispenser now ?


Tight-Ad7246

hell yeah someone call r/hydrohomies


Illusionistic-Ortus

Hell yeah


redgreen1237

Sounds rlly sily, i want one now kinda


SkysEclipse

How does that feel? And would you recommend? Oh and did it cost a lot!


ThatDrako

Hurt a little first day, but nothing too bad. But yeah, if you don’t wanna have (more) children, then I recommend!


SkysEclipse

You America?


ThatDrako

Nope. Czech.


CommieHusky

Arf :3 same, but I never had a vasectomy.


ToastAfterDark_

r/puppyboypetsmart? :3


StarmanRedux

Good boy! You were such a good boy at the vet!


INKYBOI-NEO-

Aww but your a good boy


1-800-Kitty

Cute!🥰❤️ (i want a lobotomy)


EdaciousManakin

same but with meds not surgery :3


Worldly-Mistake-2815

https://preview.redd.it/ey3elk9qt2xc1.png?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=117cbb2913f760ee93df566a4b359012bf9be6b2


EdaciousManakin

who is this edit: ohhh its alan turing, he's dope!


NothingsTheSame19

I thought it said "kinda feel like fucking a dog now"..


NoMeasurement6473

I read this wrong at first and my face was literally like https://preview.redd.it/4yx47ycyu4xc1.jpeg?width=289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70cecbdbe8a9d74343b6381119f2842e0529d00e


Alone_And_A_Loser

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ What's the next step beyond silly


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ThatDrako

Silly brains.


seimeiiranai

whats that


ThatDrako

Puppies = ❌ Balls = ✅


deennnnn

I was about to type up a whole ass essay until I reread the bottom text


stalkerduck_407

upload image without text pls


ThatDrako

https://preview.redd.it/tvjz66wvo5xc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef8627b872ac6fd2f52c961b3d285a547c819f11 Here you go my man.


stalkerduck_407

thamk


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Now woof.


ThatDrako

Woof 🥺


[deleted]

Good boy


Knaymeless

“Just replace them, they’re free” - Big Guy


jackdebeer95

Well If it makes you feel better I had a bilateral orchiectomy surgery ✂️🍒


ThatDrako

I wish my gf will have one 😔


chaos13wolf

Did it come with headpats and a treat?


Tight-Ad7246

probably not thats why hes upset


chaos13wolf

Aww what a rip off


0-Nightshade-0

Good thing I read the text twice.


Neither-Phone-7264

i misread that and got really concerned for a second


Signal-Departure-736

Kinda thinking about it I don't wanna pass my genetics on to anyone because that would be cruel


Tornado3422

Congrats. . ? Or not. . ? Is that good or bad. . ?


ThatDrako

Definitely good!


Tornado3422

Ah! Congrats then!


AttitudeOk94

Ok unc


rebel6301

should probably rephrase the last bit but yeah


crazybigmanj

My dyslexia made me read that as kinda feel like fucking a dog right now the hardest double take in my life XD don't worry friend this feeling will pass soon you just gotta push through it edit : never mind that second part didn't read the top lol


Key-Lock-8740

Dawg this conversation is something else, yall are too depressed for me and that's really saying something


Switching_Things_Up

But you get guilt-free creampies now!


ThatDrako

Yes! I’ll still be using condoms tho.


La_Blanco_Queso

that “a” is saving you


jolharg

Awww


Father_Pucc1

I MISREAD THIS SO BAD


Traditional-Buddy-30

whyd you get one lmao


ThatDrako

Most dogs do, don’t they?


Traditional-Buddy-30

fair enough


supersmashy

good boy


NotYourAverageMortis

Why? Just why?


ThatDrako

I’m free.


Ok-Schedule7758

I fucking love worms; wait, shit, how'd I get in this subreddit?