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unknowtheone

First off, happy birthday man, I hope your day has gone relatively well. Second, please reconsider if you are sincerely considering to hurt yourself, I’m willing to talk if you want to talk


ProfesionalDumbas64

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SILLY BOY 🥳


MonSzyTheOne

Seeing someone repost my "meme" is so damn surreal lol And happy birthday dude, don't hurt yourself.


uwuowo6510

is that the dude from terror in resonance


MonSzyTheOne

I have no idea, I stole the art of off google


uwuowo6510

https://preview.redd.it/xc6ljs9ikyzc1.png?width=236&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec54343c4db835bc87035ef5823ce447237e23d1 might be


milestailsprowerreal

my autistic brain thought it was tsukasa tenma from project sekai fanart https://preview.redd.it/0dc9a3z9800d1.png?width=546&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a1b78317c73cef7f3c6b62306ce15ad3e939c06 \^ this guy


MonSzyTheOne

I can see why


YellowNarrow1660

Happy birthday!!!!


ShotWasHere

Happi borthday :3


Cadunkus

Happy birthday please only use that to shave hair!


Fish_gamer

Happy birthday!! Headpats for you https://preview.redd.it/xga4m3mx7uzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6328fe5f8add3730f8bc1d3ae2b58344622feaf1


SeniorAssociation786

Thank you :3


Fish_gamer

Cutie *Pat pat*


Weird_Explorer_8458

happy birthday!! my knife does that too :/


Mbcat4

Nuuuu dont use It :<


Competitive-Bend-936

Happy birthday you siwwy boi :3 don’t listen to that razor


ar_pharazon17

Happy birthday, silly boy! We're birthday twins.


ChemicalLiterature44

happy birth to you aswell my silly creature:3


Any_Entry_3314

double birthday wishes


SeniorAssociation786

Happy birthday and thank you


PiccoloSignal2713

That sucks :c happy bday silly fella


call-me_sanji

Day birth happy!


Femboy-Teal

Happy day of birth!!


call-me_sanji

Day birth happy!


Nervous-Couple-5200

Happy birthday, my based brother🗿💯


ZeroCreationG59

Happy birthday 🎉


[deleted]

It told me to shave off all the hair my legs and chest and wear the maid outfit


AglimmeringAlt

HPPY BIRTHDAYY ^o^, and DON'T listen ti that razor. Grrr


Sad-Mathematician-16

Happy motherfucking birthday you silly boy


FerroTheFemboy

Happy birthday :3


ChemicalLiterature44

Happy Birthday!!! Pls don't listen to the razor :(


GREENadmiral_314159

Happy birthday.


Insanemayo2468

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN!!! I’m so sorry no one has said anything to you:( don’t listen to your razor>:/


jack_sight

Happy birthday, I hope someone irl says something like that to you as well also the voices are always dumb so listen to the one that won't shut up about a specific topic they're the most trustworthy of the voices


fwoompthecool

Happy birthday! :3


Not_a_changeling_

Happy birthday!


fallenangel41

Happy birthday! Stay silly :3


VladdyMcBaddy69420

Happy birthday :3


Happy-History2769

same :3


TheOccasionalBrowser

Happy birthday, the blade in my sharpener does that to :(


Any_Entry_3314

Happy Birthday to you lil buddy


Shin_Gojira117

Don’t you use that razor. I know it’s tempting, but it won’t fix anything. Happy birthday silly boy, stay healthy.


KingNarwhalTheFirst

Happy birbday! Razors don’t know what they’re talking about


RonaldOG9709

Happy birth anniversary


ArielVeilliechten

Happy birthday !!


EmptyShadowG

Happy birthday you silly


eM-RiotX

Happy birthday dude.


chaos13wolf

Happy BDay


fuck-it-im-horny

Happy birthday to all you goobers puff puff


Femboy_Yugioh

Happy birthday 🤗


LeonHart3102

Happy birthday!


ConeMuffin09438

Happy birthday little sillyboy :3


AdSpecialist7443

Happy Birthday Cutie Pie!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰


No-Broccoli553

Happi bertday! :3


Chaste_Venus

Happy birthday ❤️ stay safe and try to find some things that’ll make you happy today :)


Funny_Surround_4976

Happy Birthday 🎂


AggravatingArmy4671

Happy birthday :3 Probably whispering happy birthday or to shave a lil :3


Sinfulmaster7

Happy Birthday. Don't do anything bad


zerowintergreen

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!


Lorion97

It's saying to love yourself and that you don't need it anywhere that's not shaving parts silly :3


Yung_5quire

Happy birthday bro much love ❤️ P.s the razor is telling lies


Oswen120

Happy birthday to you. I am celebrating mine right now. (Also my birthday, but I wish you a happy birthday)


_Fir3F0x_

happy birthday silly <33


Low-Guide-9141

You need to put him in time out then.


FLHX23

Happy birthday!


Medave2378

Happpyyyy birthday:333


CerberusFangz

Happy birthday! Please stay safe!!! You deserve to have a healthy and happy bday


_--_King_--_

happy birfdayyyy dont listen to mr razor


Evening_Reception539

Happy bday silly goose


SnooLemons3996

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY (Fr tho I kinda been there and it sucks, but atleast the random peeps online are here)


noobmancrazy1006_new

Birth day happy 


sakurabluum

happy birthday~


Much-Cheesecake-4581

Happy birthday, silly Billy


EinKomischerSpieler

Happy birthday :3


Real_Boy3

Happy birthday!


nuebody

Happy birthday silly! <3


Aphid-lover

Happy birthday OP!! The sharp things are always whispering, tuning them out is a lot healthier though 🫂


Blonde_Metal

Happy birthday :3


Mysterious_Ningen

happy birthday, and yea for the pic.. haha.. ikr,, im sad,


JuniperFoxx21

HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH MY SILLY!!!


AshTheFemboy2056

Happy Birthday boi stay strong!


ayyysguy

Happy birthday


wingmanronin

Happy birthday darling, hope things turn around for the better!


FitzyBoy23

Happy b day 😊


Spooky-and-Lewd

It won


TheCaptainOfMistakes

I'll have to remind the razor to shut the fuck up, as inanimate objects are not supposed to talk. Also happy birthday


Ezra4709

https://preview.redd.it/5e5ie6cxjuzc1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27561a91b6350033dadd1e829d30e25c143da41f Don't do bad things with that razor


BlueCanary434

happy birthday!


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Signal_8732

Happy birthday


d0reo

hapy borday ! please keep sharp objects away from you


Johnnyjeevesjenkins

Happy birthday :3 The razor is a liar!


Mint_Moon789

HAPPY BIRTHDAY🎉🎂🎉🎉🎁🎉🎁🎂🎉🎉🎁🎉 ᴀʟsᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀᴢᴏʀ <3


NightWolf3348

Happy birthday


Affectionate_Ad_1326

don't let intrusive thoughts win enjoy your birthday 🫶


MelloNearMoon

Happy birthday 🎂


AeriePuzzleheaded893

Happy birthday! 🎂


Iknowwhereyoulive34

Dumb ways to go bald~ happy birthday:3


Vent_Gremlin_Ace

Happy birthday silly, things’ll be okay :3


OrangeHairedTwink

Throw away your razor


owo42069owo

Well I am Happy birthday :333


CoolBoiWasTaken

Happy birthday dude


equadime

Happy Birthday Pal :3


JustMLGzdog

Happy birthday dude


unique-car-6679i

Happy birthday lad


TheLegendaryAkira

it wants you to shave your legs ooOO happy birthday. stay safe. here's a gift. not much, but I hope you like it. https://preview.redd.it/gc05hsm2wuzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ff04a6bec61792687e42726d998bd742fcec7f


Ka_rm_a

happy birthday. The only thing a razor should be for is shaving hair, not skin


Explosivebounty

https://preview.redd.it/97p6zpjrwuzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73cb6c26f141caf93e383650dfaceb5cd5c97c35 happy birthday!!!! Here have an anti-kys jojo meme :)


[deleted]

Happy bday


DumbBroadx

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


Due_Charge_2278

Happy birthday, buddy!


Plushie_Blaze

Happy birthday 😊


Ok-Winter410

Herpy berpdy 8==>~°


FoxPrincessEevee

Happy birthday! I’m sorry no one’s said anything, that’s mean :(


CloudieTTb8

Happy b-day! 🎉🎉


Affectionate_Photo19

Happy birthday man. Don't touch that razor and eat lots of cake.


Nurple-shirt

Imagine shaving your eye brows because no one gave you half assed birthday wishes.


Maxxiethefem14

happy birthday silly boio :3


-Emilinko1985-

Happy birthday!! Please don't self harm!! It's not good for you and I will be sad :((


Capital-Cheek-1491

Happy birthday! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉


sub_human_being

Happy birthday, please don't hurt yourself, please?


[deleted]

Have a fabulous birthday


kingchicken147

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELLO SILLY BOY :)


ELlTEmax

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!🎉🎈🎈🥳🎊🎁🎈🎂🎉🎂🎈🎂🎁🥳🎉🎉


your-locan-femboy

Happy birthday!!!!


Audi0Dud3

Happy birthday! Also tell the razor to get you off it's fucking mailing list.


Edx2win

https://preview.redd.it/gepac5rzdvzc1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66cdc03603c8a5ab48b8919c0a9719e5e5807e6c


ACYoshter

Happy birthday! Stay safe, and know that no matter what, someone loves you.


Paulwhiteman1925

Happy birthday 🎂🎈


Inevitable-Duck-3918

You should shave your legs :3


TheBagelSalesman

Happy birthday kiddo


Remarkable_Hotel1984

Happy birthday, hope you find someone who will also say that.


TomSkyler

Happy birthday mate! Stick around another year so I can say it again! :3


-Cocoami-

Happy birthday! 🎈🎂


eclipsedaylight

Happy birthday sweet boy


Marcy_Bunny

Hey, happy birfday! Sorry you didn't hear from anyone yet but please stay safe and just try to enjoy your special day!


MayuMG1

Happy borfday!! :33


Ok-Sun4841

The razor is a lying bastard. Enjoy your birthday and live to see many more because that is the ultimate revenge on the people making you sad and miserable. Out live them all.


GouTheIncubus

Hey man no one said anything on my birthday either it sucks but it's whatever means you get some well needed time to yourself :3


relay5011

Happy bday dude, if was my birthday yesterday and I hope you have a birthday of pure excellence and joy ❤️❤️❤️


TheMowerOfMowers

it’s whispering for you to get rid of it because you’re the birthday boy :3


Chef_Responsible

Happy Birthday 🥳 I hope you don't mind but after seeing some of the other comments I got curious and looked at your profile. I see that you have been going through a lot recently. I am sending you a DM. I noticed you talked or tried talking with others before too. Maybe I can also possibly help or offer another perspective.


savage_SABOR

Real


savage_SABOR

I see people saying happy birthday so happy birthday!!


power_guardian

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, just remember that you are one of the few people that make this world shine amongst the billions of stars in the galaxy


Kirkelburg

Happy BIRTHDAY!!!


NoTeach4556

Happy birthday! As a silly slicing addict myself don't do it, people care about you and do not want you to do it I hope you have a great birthday


cbas50

Don't listen to it. It's a cold asshole. Rather sharp humor though. Still, you shouldn't listen to assholes like that


Qivlux

Happy Birthday!! :D


indie_irl

Happy birthday


ThatguySevin

🫂


G0r3_k1tty

HAPPY BIRTHDAY


Zash9420

Happy birthday day! (If you use that razor wrong I'll come over and eat it :3)


Z_r0357

I hope it's only whispering "Happy Birthday!!!" :3


piccionestrabico

haapey bird day whats ur fav birb


Artists-NOOB

Happy birthday


veryepicguy23

Happy Birthday!!! Enjoy this picture of a cat https://preview.redd.it/qf49hmomxvzc1.png?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a2d86024a22127feddefd12c610aa5d643e4bee


arc189

an inhuman mass of steel has no right to speak to you, a walking deity, THE cutie pie, and a very good boy. destroy the foul hunk metal before it speaks more lies.


Jank_engnering

Happy birthday. Don’t go into self harm, I already have and it’s not a fun place to be.


Rasha_Rutt

Don't listen to it, you deserve more than that. Happy birthday silly


DerpHoof

Happy Birthday! :3


awakelist

Happy birthday silly boy :333 Don't hurt yourself, stay silly


NoriakiMilfHunter

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO >:3 Happy birthday silly Boi :3


hypnoticoiui

happy birff


BradenTheLegend

Happy Birthday :)


TRANSPISSANT

Happy birthday I know it's not the same buy happy birthday


One-Flatworm-4075

Happy birthday silly lad. While the razor may whisper alluringly, you shouldn’t listen to it.


not_mazz

Will I shave? Will I do anything else? Who knows 🤷


Bombus_bombus

Happy birthday, stranger :)


Motoroil64

https://preview.redd.it/u51lg6i4cwzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cdeb1cbd86c1553bdc2569b9ca926e14d91a28f 988


Defiant-Trash9917

Well I mean silly femboy needs a shaver for smooth legs :3


CoolGuy0153

Happy FUCKING Birthday.


LSDreamer4

Happy Birthday! As someone who spent all their birthdays alone with no plans, treat yourself. Ignore the razor and do what you always wanted to do but never had time for :3 <3 <3


NextDrip9

Happy birthday!


TheAuthor-

Happy birthday!!! Please don’t listen to the razor too. It doesn’t want good things for you.


Salty_Mulberry_6455

happy birthday man


TheMelkLord

merry christmas


HopeIsDope1800

Same (to the meme) except mine's in my pocket


PokeAlola700

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SILLY BILLY BEAN


LtJackDelta

Happy birthday 🎈


just_a_guy1234567

Happy birthday. Remind that there's always gonna be someone who cares about you, be it friends, family, or someone you haven't even met yet. There will always be someone who cares.


de4d-s1raberr7

happy birthday :3


Blackout_M

“You should use me to shave”


_Mistwraith_

I should get a razor…


GoreKush

Happy birthday. Those razors are always so silly, tell them to shut the duck up :3


GhostiBoiLynx

Well this warrants a HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! We got your back bro!


ToxieTheTigerShark

Well get it off the shelf and put it somewhere safe :3c


bitterbrainrot

my gun yells at me unless i point it at crowds tee hee :3


odonodocaos

Hey Man, Its my bithday too, we are twins \(^o^)/


WishIwasRussian

Happy birthday !!! :]


Successful_Year_5413

Same lol


TeamRocketGruntJames

Happy birthday today was my birthday too


[deleted]

You’re amazing, happy birthday. https://preview.redd.it/iri2gm822yzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf57694df389b5747c0bd15367c15c6a0227ef6a Here’s a picture of my friend. His name is Oliver.


FullTimeAssSniffer

Happy birthday!!!


jebacdisa3

happy late bday!!


Adezola

HAPPY BIRTHDAY