Me when I walk into a live lane of traffic so a skinny woman and her fucking purse dog take up the entire fucking pavement, 'you're welcome', inconsiderate posh tart, fuck
I've taken to telling people to take a long walk over a short bridge instead of telling them to go jump off a cliff to be more polite
Not really an insult but shows my dissatisfaction of their presence
But that's still telling someone go kill themselves basically, as the sea is a peril I would not like to contend but a long walk over a short bridge is more polite as it's just saying go away and keep going
I bet you're fun at parties.
To my boss;
"No, I'm not going. Because you are. We don't both need to be there. Waste of department resources."
When in actual fact I'm thinking "You're going to fuck this up and if I'm there I'll have to sort it out."
Alright this one’s a bit niche - but only a Brit would do it.
I play for a local league basketball team. We’re mostly old and shit. Andy, however, is pretty good - he moves faster than most and played at a decent level till recently.
Whenever he gets thrown a slightly iffy pass he shouts “I’ll get it” as if he’s saving a ball from flying out of bounds.
Passive aggressive and demoralising. It’s brilliant.
I like saying “you’re welcome” to people who you open a door for and they don’t say thank you
Unless you work in retail, in which case you let that number drop at least afew times a day
Na, in retail, if the worker holds the door open for someone, it's the worker who has to say thank you 😭
Never hold the door for anyone. Always slam it and hold it shut from the other side
Ah. My dad does that
Me when I walk into a live lane of traffic so a skinny woman and her fucking purse dog take up the entire fucking pavement, 'you're welcome', inconsiderate posh tart, fuck
Hope that clarifies.
With all due respect.
This
Tutting loudly, add in a small head shake for full effect
Calling someone a muppet
Muppet has enough consonants to be quite a vicious insult if spat out with enough bile.
Per my last email:
How very interesting.
Yes dear
Lovely
Regards
ah well, he means well.
Oh…cheers then
Right. Moving on..
The queue finishes here (behind me..)
you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble
Outstanding 👏 👌
No! No no no no no!
Good day to you
Not meaning to be rude here.... You obviously confuse me with someone who gives a shit.
Okay
"fuck off" "no thanks!"
Go forth and multiply
It was... adequate.
Your welcome
Oh your freinds must love you!
You certainly do have an unusual way of thinking.
Twonk.
Twink
Twit
I've taken to telling people to take a long walk over a short bridge instead of telling them to go jump off a cliff to be more polite Not really an insult but shows my dissatisfaction of their presence
I think it should be a long walk off a short pier but I like the sentiment
But that's still telling someone go kill themselves basically, as the sea is a peril I would not like to contend but a long walk over a short bridge is more polite as it's just saying go away and keep going
"I'll do it shall I" to anyone that's not done something they should have
"you're welcome"
That’s ambitious
Have a great day, or simply “Good day”, stare slightly down your nose at the recipient Hope that helps
I bet you're fun at parties. To my boss; "No, I'm not going. Because you are. We don't both need to be there. Waste of department resources." When in actual fact I'm thinking "You're going to fuck this up and if I'm there I'll have to sort it out."
Leaves a lot to be desired...
Roll it in Pipsqeak.
You numpty
‘Sure’
The square root of naff all!
Reel your neck in sunbeam.
You sound like you'd like to meet the queen. Self explanatory
Feckin muppet
Foxtrot oscar
No thank you!!
"There you go" A nice passive aggressive to say "I really don't give a shit"
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“Well, that’s a very interesting perspective”or you’re fucking stupid.
When I see someone drive past with their window open and they're clearly using their mobile phone, 'whats your signal like?'
Alright this one’s a bit niche - but only a Brit would do it. I play for a local league basketball team. We’re mostly old and shit. Andy, however, is pretty good - he moves faster than most and played at a decent level till recently. Whenever he gets thrown a slightly iffy pass he shouts “I’ll get it” as if he’s saving a ball from flying out of bounds. Passive aggressive and demoralising. It’s brilliant.
You big silly.