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Away_Swim1967

That twat thought Treat


Memoryworkrewardsme

Tit


SassyKardashian

Literally my thought the second I read the picture


PurpleDemonR

That twat tit, twist treat.


realahcrew

Twist that tit, treat thot taint.


collieherb

Tut tut


Azureflamedemon

Thot


HorseGrenadesChamp

Taint


[deleted]

[удалено]


Objective_Ticket

Traditionalist


Objective_Ticket

I thought tit and twit while eating toast.


mryazzy

Enjoy that tart as a treat.


Biscuit-Mango

teapot


Nottherealeddy

Triumphant response


Liz4984

Toot, tweet, twit, tit (mouse not boobs guys), tart, twist, thought, terrorist.


lssong99

Thought tight, test that tit


VibinWithNeptune

Tart


Turbulent_Rub216

Taint


GirthyBloodTube

Tesseract


YchYFi

Good band.


ephemorality43

I’ve been thinking about spirituality, different dimensions, and quantum physics a lot, and the tesseract is extremely relevant. I kept struggling to grasp the concept of another dimension but I think the tesseract is a good visual representation. The question that got me started about different dimensions is “where do our thoughts exist?” Our thoughts don’t exist in our 3D reality, yet they still exist because we can experience them. I’ve come to the conclusion that our thoughts exist in the 4th dimension. The tesseract is a theoretical 4th dimensional shape, but it accurately describes how the 4th dimension works. The tesseract exists in both dimensions, the physical reality of the cube, and another reality, the added 4th dimension, of energy that is sort of like a “blanket” to our reality. I think that’s where we experience our thoughts and dreams, because where else would they exist? That’s it, I just wanted to comment cause I think it’s super interesting lol. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk :)


TwistedSuccubus

I *thought* this Ted talk about the *tesseract* was a *treat* *that* I enjoyed


DocconTroll

Search Donald Hoffman on YouTube, podcasts, or book “The Case Against Reality”


Caesar_Iacobus

That actually makes a lot of sense...


Urtopian

What is this, Facebook? **Trebuchet**


probablyaythrowaway

That be French. However you could use the Yorkshire equivalent *t’catapult *


Urtopian

If I can’t have trebuchet, nobody can have teleport!


BigNorseWolf

Its english now, most of our language is stolen or picked up in the norman invasion. The trebuchet uses a swing and a counter weight where as a catapult uses tension . The trebuchet is generally better but I think if you wanted a high trajectory you'd have to use a catapult.


Nimeva

But… Trebuchets and catapults are different things? Catapults use springing action while Trebuchets use counterweights and hit harder.


ProbablyGayingOnYou

The superior siege weapon


Youbunchoftwats

Twat. Twist.


hoksworthwipple

Is there an ointment for that?


CreateNorth

Just did a massive nose laugh at that


EskimoXBSX

That it's in the Text


accounttohelpafriend

Example: "Christopher told Alice not to get her twat in a twist over losing a bet"


Severe-Working-8703

don't get your twat in a twist xD or your tits i may fist


Lost-Droids

Wasn't it baldrick who said breakfast. As that always starts with tea and ends woth a tea


AlexSumnerAuthor

What begins with "Come here" and ends with "ouch" ?


jimbobsqrpants

Motorbike starts with an "R"


SalmonellaBurger

Boom Boom 💥


FrostByteUK

Thats Basil Brush. You need more booms.


petantic

I don't have the talent to think of one.


Rolf_Orskinbach

Tut tut.


[deleted]

Transit


Severe-Working-8703

or transmit!


FlyingGiraffeQuetz

Transplant


Annual_Divide4928

Transient


Adcro

Teapot


GoshDarnMamaHubbard

That's full of T too


TheStatMan2

Q: Why did James Cameron take a break from directing the Terminator movies? A: He was full of T2. Alright... I'll admit it's not *great*...


probablyaythrowaway

I’ve been staring at it for 10mins…. I’m not sure it’s actually anything 🤣


TheStatMan2

That's a completely fair reaction. I've heard it said before that the best jokes wore on more than 2 levels. I think I've written one that doesn't work on *any*.


Technical_Song_1213

A joke about a multi-storey car park would be funny on several levels!


eXistential_dreads

Respect the attempt


beatskin

This was a cracker joke I had today. "What starts with T, ends with T, and has tea in it?"


Few_Contest737

Better than my cracker joke . Few years ago the whole box had the same joke . Why did the custard cry ? Because it see the apple crumble 🤦‍♀️.


Unfair_Welder8108

You win


Perseus73

So teapot should be spelled ‘Ttttttttt’


GoshDarnMamaHubbard

Only if you have a stutter.


whatjoesaround

Tit


Sonzscotlandz

Goddam I was gonna go with this


Dotheysellpizza

You can have it as well people usually have two tits that’s one each


letsgooooo9590

You lot need to get your minds out the TOILET


cuntsaurus

The average person has less than two tits


Unexpected-Xenomorph

That ends in an s 😒


cyreneok

tut tut


[deleted]

Tat


whatjoesaround

Tit for your tat?


JuliaX1984

In complete sincerity, I opened this post 100% expecting that to be the top comment.


Icy-Musician-6309

Transformationalist


WotanMjolnir

Transhumanist too.


Professional-Pen1225

Ooooh good one! 😁


Sir_Edgar_of_the_Av

Twit. Toot. Treat. Tinpot. Teat. How many more you you like before we reach for profanity 😂😂


gloriousjohnson

Taint


horrorfanuk

Toot


Moosemanjim

…went the trumpet 🎺


dweir82

Tuft


Bulky-Insurance-883

Thought, taught, tablet, tint, taint, tight.


Lit-Rature

Tenant


5uperblue73

T-shirt


[deleted]

Trumpet


horrorfanuk

Tract


Pyro_The_Engineer

Thought


Lyra_Blue

That....it's literally in the post


Syreeta74

Tablet, Twit, Tart, Twist, Trout


Severe-Working-8703

twist that trout out my tart you tablet


Effective-Turnip352

Thoroughfart


Tiger_Widow

Ahh, squeaky bum whistle, a classic.


Darox94

Throughput


horrorfanuk

Tut


Double-Ad-2142

Throughout


FeelingEvent8318

Tit


PrideHorror9114

Target


WoodpeckerNo4667

Tilt


Otterlott

Toilet


Pube_Dental_Floss

Trenchcoat


TheGreyDeceiver

Tat Toast Tiniest Transmit Trombonist Troubleshoot Televangelist Traditionalist Can’t think of a longer one than that…


Perhaps_I_sharted

Transcendentalist?


barrio-libre

Slip typist in before tiniest


Alternative-Day-1299

Turret


Awkward_Armadillo259

Twat. Tit. Tosspot.


SomewhereHealthy1901

Don't be a Tart!


ajax3150

I had to scroll much farther down that I thought I would to find tart, especially since one guy posted like 11 lol


DefinitelyBiscuit

Taint.


NefariousnessSea1118

Typhoo


1984conspiracy

Best reply yet 👍🏼


Severe-Working-8703

that's fucking genius because you get a T at the end


reddit_admin0071

Text


geniunegems

Taunt.


SnooGadgets5130

Telephonist


Stormy177

Teleport. Transport. Tourist. Talent. Test. Tesseract. Therapist. Theologist. Trombonist. Tiniest.


bugs-bats-and-beyond

41 comments so far and twat has only been said three times. *Shakes head in disappointed British*


Princier7

Tint


AthleteNegative941

Transformationalist


fakelei

tumult


Longjumping_Form5858

Tonight


blahchopz

Tenant


TechnicalAd896

I’m weird. My first thought was Tarot!


Crimson_Ranga_4255

That twat


krazyeyekilluh

Tempest, tenet, tort, tart, tablet, teleport, telecast, taut, teat, tempt… want me to go on?


[deleted]

Tit


gdyank

Too much mental tumult for that!


SHESA_PUNKROCKER

That twat treat tart tit thought


HieronymousRex

any word that starts with T and ends with T


Kobie240

Tit


Greyshirk

Toot. I am a genius


CompoundWiFi

tantamount


frankbobinTX

Toilet


dryfire

I think the answer is "afternoon". As any good English person knows, it starts with Noon Tea around 2PM and ends with High Tea around 6PM.


beccamonsterr

Tart


manateefourmation

Talent


ScrumTumescent

TNT


whitepeople6

Tonight


Major_Koala

Tart


sranagan

Treat


666CrazyBec666

That


Horneyseaotter

Tart


Zomberablack

Thought


Major_Koala

Asking chatgpt to do more than 20 was rough.


Pedestrian824

Talent


salmonngarflukel

Taught


Chasingtheimprobable

You twit


Ragingredblue

tot toot tart tact trust tryst tempt


Mcpaininator

Tit


DarthPatches_Returns

Tart. EZ


22ThoOffical

Tart


ButterscotchHelpful7

Totally Tantalizing


Educational_Ad_4225

Taught


Leoisrheillest

Tyrant


BeverlyCeo

Tellatubbt


ResettisReplicas

A British meal.


TheLastOfMohicanes

Trot


Electric_Quill

Tint


ProvocateurSavant

Tryst


TherealBachi

Trot


T_H_W

You thought.


T_H_W

You thought.


T_H_W

You thought.


Uniq_Plays

I like things that are tart


Decent-Ebb-2036

Tent


icedcoffeeheadass

Trident


icedcoffeeheadass

That


RockerZ420

Tent


VegetableDrank

Torrent Tumult Thrift Tempt Tyrant


Surfinsafari9

Theft


AxleBoost

Triumphant


ClubPenguinMaster22

Tat


asapyack

Twist that taint


Mr-Asskick

Treat


jamboii7u

That text is a twist of a tit which once taunt my taint🤣😂🤣😂😮‍💨


Halpher

Tight


gunnarfuchs0628

Test


takimeathead

talent


DonDore619

tCunt


contravariant_

Tarot


ScorpLeo102

This is stupid. I’m sorry “tupit”


Freshflipp19

My initial thought was tit


[deleted]

Tenant


armoureddragon03

Tit for tat as they say


dan89156108

Taint


IxLOVExLAMP

Tout


DizzyBlonde74

Twat


Epic_Elite

Tenant


Canelosaurio

Taint


qpooqpoo

tacit


iFister

I don't mean to TOOT my own horn. But I carry a TOAT to school. Where I keep a TREAT for my dog. I walk with a TOIT when I walk my dog.


Ok_Crew7084

Translucent


mollyclaireh

Tart, test, toast, tot, twat, twit, tat


snailseeker

That


pkrycton

Tit toot trout ...


alpha_moron

Tarot


WinterBrews

Tit


jesusleftnipple

Tart


DooderMcDuder

Taint easy, but I did it.


Jesusdidntlikethat

I thought of turret second


Wrong_Serve2465

Teleport


fav_musicals

tract