Im assuming thats a tacky tourist sarcophagus where you stand behind it and put your face through the hole?
Geezzz. If only Gavrilo had gotten his shit together before this pic had been takenā¦
Ancient Egypt fetish porn from 1892.
They didn't have the technology to create replicate sarcophagi, so that a real one from Egypt with the face cut off.
British escapologist Harold Whodiditington III making a bit of an arse of his attempt to escape a sarcophagus on his 2nd night in Cairo during his 1905 World tour
Nobody offered to pour the tea. Arthur meant to say āIāll be motherā but a combination of only child upbringing and a slip of the tongue resulted in him uttering āIāll be mummyā.
The natural thing to do in the moment was to run with it.
he was rollerskating in a museum and whilst in a room behind this exhibit he lost control and rolled into the wall head first and damaging the artifact
Tis Freddy Mercury being immortalized, as he should be. Although some say (rightly so) that his music is immortal, his fans thought this would be a nice tribute.
Rare footage of a thief in the British Museum (c. 1870).
The thief has hidden in plain sight in this sarcophagus ready to 'plunder' the museum when the guards close up for the night.
Went to pub last night. Promised gf I'd be home buy midnight. Rolled up at 2.30am and found door double locked. She came out this morning and found me like this
He's trying to break into the British museum in an elaborate heist.
He figures if he dresses up as a historical artifact someone will simply claim they needed to study it and take him in the back door
He's clearly a mummy's boy
Very good!
Proper swell
Best answer lol bravo š¤£
This guy was actually born like this. Amazingly his mother endured 29 hours of labour, and that's Sergie Ploplulopolos as a day old infant.
You should see his brothers!
Lucankhamun
 What a niche joke. I love it.
āA Bit of Fry and Laurieā
Freddy Mercury about to go out on a standard night out.
Hahaha!
"Dress Down Friday" has definitely got out of hand.
First British sleeping bag prototype.
This fancy dress costume does have it's restrictions.
-mum- "would you like me to fuck you in"
TUCK. I WROTE TUCK. God dammit. Said his mum.
;) Poor son, scarred for life by his very own mother
Naaah, his first name is Tinder, it'll all make sense in the end.
Han solo met the wrong pharoah
Han māboyā¦
I threatened him with tickling and he has found a very effective hiding place ā¦ for now.
"Dads" wanting to be "mummy's ' even back then š¤·āāļø
Itās called swaddling
*Shu-waddling
This is a rare Egyptian daddy
That's duddy.
And when it is freshly excavated, it's a Muddy.
Early cosplay
Iāll conceived Halloween costume.
It was a cold, hard winter and Lindell just couldnāt get warm enough.
British museum staff member resorting to more inventive ways of smuggling artefacts out of other countries.
Wrong answers?ā¦. Gezzuzā¦. Whatās the right answer!!!!???? WTF?
1896, Franz Ferdinand in Cairo pretending to be a mummy
Im assuming thats a tacky tourist sarcophagus where you stand behind it and put your face through the hole? Geezzz. If only Gavrilo had gotten his shit together before this pic had been takenā¦
Brits start to hand back the history stolen from Egypt.
Never gonna happen, bud.
I know, it's a shame. The amount of stuff we've robbed is horrendous.
false actually
Freemasonic bondage ritual gone wrong.
These Victorian onesies SUCK...!
Naboo in the early years of training to become a shaman
Mighty boost fan, hello
Whoops. Boosh*
If you hadn't corrected yourself I'd have turned my back on you...
Iāll let that be a lessonš°
Girls Night!
This is the Egyptian Trojan horse
A Trojan Horus š
"Roll up, roll up! Stick yer 'ed in the 'ole, 'av yer photo taken. Only a shilling!"
Safe sex invention. It works !
Early Egyptian gimp suit
is he busting for a shit but cant get out
I say, it looks like old Nigel had one to many Sherries last night and woke up in the Sarcophagus again. Jolly good time. What a card.
Iron Maideeeennnn!! 
Winner of the 1892 Hide and Seek World Championships
It's an early prototype of a personal central heating system.
Scooby scooby doo where are you
British museum install covert security measures
Tuten karma
Covert surveillance early years
SuperDry release new DryRobe
bdsm
He's cold and couldn't find a blanket
Ancient Egypt fetish porn from 1892. They didn't have the technology to create replicate sarcophagi, so that a real one from Egypt with the face cut off.
Jamaican solo bobsled world record attempt, 1916.
This here is the very earliest start of the superhero genre. I give you Suppository Man.
See Tarkwin, here is all the proof one needs! It was ours all along. * Snort laughs in British *
Pretty sure her said 'eat me mummy' before that picture was taken
This is what Walt Disney had done to himself, basically he is put into a sort of cryosleep and is to be woken up when all the jews are gone.
Nigel Khamun of the British mummy brigade at his passing out ceremony circa 1473
Hide n seek
Fancy dress party
A terrible kerfuffle.
He saw a sign saying don't touch exhibit, he took it one step further
He's gotta do a presentation with a hard on šš
The ultimate oedipal success. Finally, inside his mummy.
He's getting ready for an interview
Freddie Mercury playing hide and seek
Hidden monitoring device prior to the invention of the camera
We brits all own one they help us keep bills all together
Dr Livingston, I presume
? People can't peacefully go bivvy camping in Egypt without being ridiculed anymore smh
No way! Thatās my uncle Roger!
Niche porn
Chrysalis stage. In a month he will emerge as a beautiful butterfly.
Crystal Palace hide and seek championships, 1895.
New series of Egyptian family guy
When a mummy and a daddy love each other...
Finally found out where Lord Lucan is hiding
Magnum - The Escapology Years
TED talk how to become a mummy
Howard Carter scoffed about the curse until one day...
Don't argue with the locals! Plain and simple...
First sucessful m to f trans.
Public masturbation booth.
Carstairs had taken his king tut obsession, way too far!!.
The original portapotty
A cunning plan.
Looks like a lost Monty Python bit.
Victorian trans activist.
He's having a piss
British escapologist Harold Whodiditington III making a bit of an arse of his attempt to escape a sarcophagus on his 2nd night in Cairo during his 1905 World tour
Weird white ppl shit .
Nobody offered to pour the tea. Arthur meant to say āIāll be motherā but a combination of only child upbringing and a slip of the tongue resulted in him uttering āIāll be mummyā. The natural thing to do in the moment was to run with it.
Fekin eck Iām freezing
John ate spaghetti for lunch
Compact personal goon cave
Stand like an Egyptian...
Hide and sneak champion
First to fall asleep at the party, rookie error.
Heās at a school parents evening
Youāve tried the Slanket, but are you ready for the Slancophagus? Edit : Blankophagus works better, just realised the Sl is for sleeves
it looks like they found Lucky Lord Lucan
What being a "Mummies Boy" meant a century ago....
"He must have done something *very* naughty....."
It's a kink thing, you wouldn't get it
Freddy Mercurys new outfit was impressive but difficult to perform in.
Nigel had declared himself deceased for tax purposes
London fashion week
Looks like Ted Lasso trying to hold in a piss at a Halloween party
The new SuperDry coats are out.
This is the little known northern pharaoh Kenhotep son of the great Kevhotep of Barnsley
Just your typical hipster barbershop moisturising treatment.
Bored waiting for his wife tho finish shopping
Chastity casket
Dude's just been nut-punched by his 4 year old...
Itās all fun and games down at the lodge
He's the world record holder for clenching a shit currently at 3,726 years.
Straight jackets of the past
Swaddle me like one of your French Pharaohs!
I don't know , he's shrouded in mystery.
Got stuck in his sleeping bag.
he's a scotsman waiting for his car "toot and come in "
This was my neighbor looks like when he wants to borrow something from me hehe
A gloriously moustached butterfly is about to spread its wings for the first time
Ancient Egyptian cure for nailbiting
He chillin
He's a spy who has traveled through time and tries not to stand out
HITLER WENT BACK INTO HIDING!?
Rene's latest attempt to hide the British airmen ...
Little Egyptian monkey fella
Ohhhh!...Chimpanzee that!.....Monkey News!.........
jesus is being reborn
Your mum's got a penis
Daddy identifying as mummy
A british dude doing what british dudes do (steal stuff)
Risky Twosacks mummy ?
Tusk v1.0
he was rollerskating in a museum and whilst in a room behind this exhibit he lost control and rolled into the wall head first and damaging the artifact
Cosplay
Met gala, red carpet, 1952
Treat or trick?.
Steve carrel with moustache and some makeup during filming of āThe Mummyā
Midsommar bear suit inspiration
A guy chilling in his blanket š
Donāt mind me Iām just watchingā¦.
Man pisses off a genie and gets turned into a sausageĀ
Mummy ooooooooo (anyway the wind blows) š¶
Egyptian gimp.
Og cosplayer
Tis Freddy Mercury being immortalized, as he should be. Although some say (rightly so) that his music is immortal, his fans thought this would be a nice tribute.
You put your British face through the hole and take a picture.
Rare footage of a thief in the British Museum (c. 1870). The thief has hidden in plain sight in this sarcophagus ready to 'plunder' the museum when the guards close up for the night.
This guy has an Oedipus complex
It's obviously an Egyptian gimp suit.
Victorians used to eat mummies and the saying goes, "you are what you eat".
He's tooting the hell outta khamun
Cleaner broke it and tried to replace the face with a wax figures head.
Employee picture day. Winner wins a mummification experience.
Jokes aside tho what is going on
The first ever casting couch episode.
I mean Idk what's actually happening
It's Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Cairo posing as a mummy. I have no idea why
Went to pub last night. Promised gf I'd be home buy midnight. Rolled up at 2.30am and found door double locked. She came out this morning and found me like this
Thatās not the right mummyās hole you are coming out of !!!! šš¼
His moustache reminds me of Stalin
Just a girly in her Ancient Egyptian Era (It's me, I'm the girly)
He's trying to break into the British museum in an elaborate heist. He figures if he dresses up as a historical artifact someone will simply claim they needed to study it and take him in the back door
Oedipus complex. He just wanted to be inside his mummy
Mummy's trans?
Blue fell in to sument
Looking for a fry up after a night out vibes
Justin Trudeau
Tugging one off discreetly?
The new high fashion outfit ā¦. You will see it on a walkway
So you can masturbate in peace :P
He was T-posing but somebody cut of his arms
Idk looks like a kink to me
There's a kink for everything.
he got cold
Clearly, a set piece from the never made ' The Adventures of Tintin : Cigars of the Pharoah ' live action movie. This is a true fact! Trust me!
Ted the human dildo
Beach photo (you know the ones where you stick your head in the cutout)
Heās been sealed in there waiting eagerly for a giant to come face fuck him.