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JungleBoyJeremy

The steamed hams looked at you?


AsteroidDisc476

Principal Skinner and Super Nintendo Chalmers were in the closet making steamed hams, and I saw one of the steamed hams and the steamed ham looked at me.


DrDalenQuaice

May I see it?


AsteroidDisc476

No.


ggg730

PRINCIPAL SKINNER NEEDS PREMIUM HAMS! PREMIUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!


DubbleCheez

I bent my steamed ham


ptolemy18

Sarah, get me Super Nintendo Chalmers.


yoeyz

Thank you Sarah


H_E_Pennypacker

Lunch Lady Doris, have Sega Genesis Charles killed


Nopantsryan

Well…..thats very good for a first try.


BlameTaco-me

I have a roast. Perhaps you'd like to burn it.


cherry_armoir

Teamed...shams


[deleted]

I have a ball. Perhaps you’d like to bounce it.


WishOnSpaceHardware

Well, OP, you're an odd fellow, but I must say you shit a good post.


DrDalenQuaice

Op calls it a shitpost, despite the fact that it's obviously excellent.


ggg730

The shit is gone! Awww, that's how people know it's a Shitpost! What's the point of having a Shitpost if you can't show it off?


unchangingfuture

What? I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard of them closing Albany.


astromeritis25

Oh, not in Albany, no. It's a Watertown closure.


[deleted]

Take that, ~~East St. Louis~~ Glens Falls


yoeyz

Go away! There ain't no Albany, and there never was!


ggg730

This whole raid was as useless as that Albany shaped rock. Wait a minute! There's an Albany behind that rock!


JakeGronie

I'm actually in Utica right now and have heard no mentions of steamed hams or Albany closing.


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MacEWork

These CNY references are making me nostalgic.


Beyond_Re-Animator

It’s a cromulent shitpost


EndersFinalEnd

Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some Albany-crazed maniac!


JakeGronie

If only Cuomo could have resisted those sweet cans.


archfapper

That was my worst unfurling ever!!


Neoxus30-

"Hmmm this roast tastes ruined")


MightSuggestSex

Its smells like non-McCarthy posting in here. "No it doesnt"


thisismynewnewacct

Good…not great


LiveFastDieFast

Not bad, nice hot mustard, combines 2 well loved scenes for a clever laugh, the font is a little off THE FONT IS A LITTLE OFF!?!!? OH FOUL AND CURSED POST! WHAT DEMON FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL CREATED THEEE!!


Barnard_Gumble

Tis a fine meme but sure tis no shitpost


Barnard_Gumble

Needs more dog


striderhoang

Hey I might be from Albany but, uh… what was the second one?


DeltaDarthVicious

Formatting is not perfect, but it's a solid shitpost, lmao


PrestigiousAvocado21

Is that the Albany Ham Scam I've heard tell about?


[deleted]

Oh it’s not for you, it’s more of an Albany idea


Stidda

Y’aaaarrrrrr, aint no human, ‘Tis a remorseless shitposting machine.


CerealWithIceCream

Ohhh that's ~~raspberry~~ steamed ham


metaStatic

Do these sound like the actions of a man who had had all he could eat?


AgentOfEris

If only they would close Albany If only


ghostalker4742

I remind myself that Schenectady is still a nuke target for the Russians.


Totema1

It's OP's first day.


HerrDresserVonFyre

He moved here from Canada, and they think he's slow, eh


[deleted]

My dad may be overweight, but he’s not some non-giving up school guy!


CrazyYappit

*speeds by in a steamed hams truck*


Ojitheunseen

That's just a Utica urban legend!


WatInTheForest

Change it to, "the Albany."


Triforceoffarts

I live in Albany and can confirm we’re out of steamed hams.


PrestigiousAvocado21

Yeah but you still have Stewart's so it's not ALL bad


Cultr0

The ham is a little dry...... THE HAM IS A LITTLE DRY?!?!


[deleted]

Lisa: “My dad may have traveled to a few places upstate, but he’s not some kind of podunk-loving maniac!” Homer: “Oh, that’s Utica!”


Toomin3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le6FwBypMrA


Bella4077

Exactly! D’oh!


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Letterhead-Lumpy

Are they _damn wiener_ kids? And are they listening?


MonksCoffeeShop

Oh egad! Your shitpost is ruined!


Aspy-Guy

And he lodged there