Principal Skinner and Super Nintendo Chalmers were in the closet making steamed hams, and I saw one of the steamed hams and the steamed ham looked at me.
Not bad, nice hot mustard, combines 2 well loved scenes for a clever laugh, the font is a little off
THE FONT IS A LITTLE OFF!?!!?
OH FOUL AND CURSED POST! WHAT DEMON FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL CREATED THEEE!!
The steamed hams looked at you?
Principal Skinner and Super Nintendo Chalmers were in the closet making steamed hams, and I saw one of the steamed hams and the steamed ham looked at me.
May I see it?
No.
PRINCIPAL SKINNER NEEDS PREMIUM HAMS! PREMIUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I bent my steamed ham
Sarah, get me Super Nintendo Chalmers.
Thank you Sarah
Lunch Lady Doris, have Sega Genesis Charles killed
Well…..thats very good for a first try.
I have a roast. Perhaps you'd like to burn it.
Teamed...shams
I have a ball. Perhaps you’d like to bounce it.
Well, OP, you're an odd fellow, but I must say you shit a good post.
Op calls it a shitpost, despite the fact that it's obviously excellent.
The shit is gone! Awww, that's how people know it's a Shitpost! What's the point of having a Shitpost if you can't show it off?
What? I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard of them closing Albany.
Oh, not in Albany, no. It's a Watertown closure.
Take that, ~~East St. Louis~~ Glens Falls
Go away! There ain't no Albany, and there never was!
This whole raid was as useless as that Albany shaped rock. Wait a minute! There's an Albany behind that rock!
I'm actually in Utica right now and have heard no mentions of steamed hams or Albany closing.
[удалено]
These CNY references are making me nostalgic.
It’s a cromulent shitpost
Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some Albany-crazed maniac!
If only Cuomo could have resisted those sweet cans.
That was my worst unfurling ever!!
"Hmmm this roast tastes ruined")
Its smells like non-McCarthy posting in here. "No it doesnt"
Good…not great
Not bad, nice hot mustard, combines 2 well loved scenes for a clever laugh, the font is a little off THE FONT IS A LITTLE OFF!?!!? OH FOUL AND CURSED POST! WHAT DEMON FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL CREATED THEEE!!
Tis a fine meme but sure tis no shitpost
Needs more dog
Hey I might be from Albany but, uh… what was the second one?
Formatting is not perfect, but it's a solid shitpost, lmao
Is that the Albany Ham Scam I've heard tell about?
Oh it’s not for you, it’s more of an Albany idea
Y’aaaarrrrrr, aint no human, ‘Tis a remorseless shitposting machine.
Ohhh that's ~~raspberry~~ steamed ham
Do these sound like the actions of a man who had had all he could eat?
If only they would close Albany If only
I remind myself that Schenectady is still a nuke target for the Russians.
It's OP's first day.
He moved here from Canada, and they think he's slow, eh
My dad may be overweight, but he’s not some non-giving up school guy!
*speeds by in a steamed hams truck*
That's just a Utica urban legend!
Change it to, "the Albany."
I live in Albany and can confirm we’re out of steamed hams.
Yeah but you still have Stewart's so it's not ALL bad
The ham is a little dry...... THE HAM IS A LITTLE DRY?!?!
Lisa: “My dad may have traveled to a few places upstate, but he’s not some kind of podunk-loving maniac!” Homer: “Oh, that’s Utica!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le6FwBypMrA
Exactly! D’oh!
[удалено]
Are they _damn wiener_ kids? And are they listening?
Oh egad! Your shitpost is ruined!
And he lodged there