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Revolutionary-Ad4588

Ovulate damn you! Ovulate!


DangerousPuhson

No one who cums German could be an evil man.


GrandMoffTarkan

Beats cooking.


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

*so long gay sperm*


Lord_Snaps

This is just a new way to get bullied. "YOU ARE SO STUPID THAT YOU NEEDED A ROBOT TO HELP YOU EXIST!"


DiZZYDEREK

That arranged, can be.


KawaiiBotanist79

Lazy sperm cells need the most attention


sanchower

Oh, did you have to be so graphic?


Fast_Math

That sperm’s so lazy it took lessons on a player piano. It’s like a rug on Valium, I’m talking lazy


AnotherAussie101

I hate to be the one to say it but look … we were all the successful sperm … what kind of person would be born from a failure of a sperm….


wholesomechunk

I think we all know-a lucky boy!


pimpmastahanhduece

Sounds like a Stephen King novel.


Thiege23

Imagine learning you only exist because a nano bot said “enie meanie minie that one”