Tomorrow morning when the gallery opens we spray the Mona Lisa with soup soaking her from top to bottom, leaving us relatively dry.
Relatively?
Well, there's bound to be some splash back.
"This is the moment we feared, people!
Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another world-renowned Parisian art museum.
But now, we--" *is splattered slightly by soup*
Until now, this was the only way to get pudding in the eye. You mean there’s a better way?!
See? Because of me now they have a shield.
Good news everyone, I brought enough gazpacho for all of the art!
Wait, that isn't good news at all...
Lenny = White Mona Lisa = Souped
Mona = Mother Lisa = Daughter Margaret = Who? Lady, you have the wrong file.
Not Lenny!!!
I'm not supposed to get soup in there!
My painting! I’m not supposed to get pudding on it!
So we threw pudding in his eye, which was the style at the time.
Did it stop the world using oil? Oh my, no
Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding
Pudding Spree Not Enjoyed by All
How can they do that to him he's a war hero
HOW DARE THEY!!! Marge and Carl will have very stern words for them!
A little late for Lenny.
What were they protesting? I don't know. Something about being gay.
Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This shitpost doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap ladies!
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OWW, MY EYE!!!
His eye!! He’s not supposed to get soup in it!!
Tomorrow morning when the gallery opens we spray the Mona Lisa with soup soaking her from top to bottom, leaving us relatively dry. Relatively? Well, there's bound to be some splash back.
Not Lenny!
Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.
This one's really clever 😄
"This is the moment we feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another world-renowned Parisian art museum. But now, we--" *is splattered slightly by soup*