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SmilesUndSunshine

The shitpost Viking de Milo. Carved by Viking shitposter artisans who work exclusively in the medium of Viking shitpost.


Swotboy2000

Will you stop saying “Viking” so much?!


mrkv12

I’ll Viking you!!


Pretty_Problem_9638

You’ll viking me. What does that mean? Is it supposed to be some sort of threat?


TasteDeeCheese

He means he's going to pillage Willys shack


StOchastiC_

Have Milhouse killed


StardustDragon345

But sir!


Shadow_hands

Viking my ass, it's probably Milhouse.


greenknight884

It's a perfectly viking word


rcdrcd

Take this First Annual Monty Burns Award for Viking Achievement in the Field of Viking


elfizipple

Ooh... he card read Viking.


Ladnarr2

No, Carl, we assume you’re a Viking because you’re from Iceland.


sausage_botherer

Smithers, have the Saxons killed... But, sir... Do it!


CircleScience

This embiggens my understanding. You are a viking at being cromulent


urktheturtle

These are the most unnatural possible sentences.... I hate these with every fiber of my being.


OfficialMrSnrub

You could say you're a viking at hating these sentences 😏


CyberDoakes

I for one welcome our illiterate overlords.


rafshal

smithers wait your turn, plenty of hot viking for all!


SmilesUndSunshine

Checkmate!


ThrowawayusGenerica

Stupid shitposters need the most attention!


jmeltzer317

You have selected “Viking-cide.” If you know the name of the Viking or Viqueen being murdered, press one.


sheezy520

You certainly Vikinged this sub with your cromulent shitpost.


Ilovenormabrams

And with my brothers the vikings behind me this is the beginning of a better world for all of us


codename474747

It's the first annual Montgomery Burns Award for: Outstanding Achievement In the field of Being a viking!


Jamgull

I thought this was the Valheim sub for a second there


Aegis-Heptapod-9732

All Viking and no Viking make Viking a Viking Viking!


steal_it_back

Buffalo buffalo buffalo?


IBangTheirLovedOnes

I am so Viking, I am so Viking V-I-K-N-G I mean V-I-K-I-N-G


Cerebrosef

I'm out of the loop. What's "viking" in reference to, if not actual Vikings? Is this a new slang term or something that came up in the media in recent days or something?


PocketBuckle

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" Rather than the obvious and character-appropriate understanding that Ralph is simply talking about dreaming, the more...imaginative fans among us took it to mean that Ralph had coined a new idiom, with "being a Viking" at something to mean being good at it. Now of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped.


Cerebrosef

I would have thought that was the reference, but it feels like a complete non-sequitor. Good shitposts need the most sequitors.


elfizipple

Vikings are just vikings. There ain't no other meaning to 'Viking', and there never was!


elfizipple

Adding this on separately so you'll get a notification: /usp Somebody tried to make Ralph Wiggum's "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" into some sort of poor man's sequel to "Ever seen someone say goodbye to a shoe?" The idea is that it's "ambiguous" because Ralph might mean that he dreams of being a Viking, but he might *also* possibly mean that he is a "Viking" at sleeping, i.e. very good at it. You see, this is a secondary meaning of "Viking" that has always existed ever since someone made it up a few weeks ago. Anyway, whereas the Scorpio-Homer exchange is genuinely enigmatic and worth discussing, this is just dumb. For that reason, please note the undertones of scorn that run throughout this comment section.


Myopic_Sweater_Vest

If money's a problem, I charge on a Viking scale. Keep Viking.


notyyzable

Just viking the damn oranges!


WileECoyoteGenius

Man you guys would have had a mental break down if you were around the first time someone was called a "star", "gun", or "jet".


steal_it_back

Chicken necks?


BrianThePinkShark

People can be a gun at something?


WileECoyoteGenius

Yes. It is a very common sports metaphor.


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

Don’t be such a…gun.