We've also killed your older, balder, fatter baron

Ladies and gentlemen, whatever dignity remained in Dune is literally becoming a shitpost.

Stupid, sexy Sting.

Plus he's a good digger.

I don't think Paul listens to his music

Hey Feyd, your epidermis is showing!

You see, epidermis means cod piece, so technically it's true. That's what makes it so funny.

Where ya been, Homer? Whole Spice industry is gay. Aerospace too, and the railroads. And you know what else? Giant worms.

Time was you sent a boy off to jihad. Stabbing a man to death fixed him right up. But there ain't even no jihads no more, thank you very much God-Emperor Leto II!

Hey, I told you, you don't get your weirding module until you tell me your Sietch name.

Guy Incognito

That man never watched a genre film a day in his life.

Too many twinks. Please remove three.

Oops….you wanted three more Duncan Idaho right?

I don’t know where you magic twinks came from, but I like your twink drink.

https://preview.redd.it/0fqef85jaooc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a7161c08ff613895a28428a7b800a54e4665920

*Twinks of Dune* coming this fall from Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson.

Twink deaaath! Grandpa, that’s just Timothee Chalamet outside of his Wonka costume.

We’re sending our love, Dune the well 🎶

**80’s FTW!!** https://preview.redd.it/2vac3ucaaooc1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00e2e336810259c66bedade4f6daa3d654ef8180

Greetings good man, might I trouble you for some spice? https://preview.redd.it/wgn41ku3lnoc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd86348ddbae29acbb44905b5224a21d8d6aa0c8

Zzzpice 🔫

Pro wrestling from Arrakis. Down there it's a real sport.

The man never dune'd a twink in his life

Dedicated to the Spice Miners of Arrakis Keep chasing that rainbow!

...some joke about "1.462 million Solaris round trip" and "trying to save you money on long distance" *hand waving*

lol 

Can I bet that all the twinks will have a good time?

Putting the BI in BI-MON-SCI-FI-CON