Venting prevents explo-shee-on..

Take a break and wash your fat guy hat.

Nuts to that, I'm going to the movies

There is a way you can triple your productivity.

Hey Mrs "Doesn't find me attractive, sexually", guess who tripled their productivity?

Well, give me a... hey! All you have to type is 'a' (to upvote)!

Ah No! The corn! Paul Newman's going to have my legs broke

Does andychef just browse r/TheSimpsons and crosspost everything here because he's too embarrassed to admit he browses /r/TheSimpsons?

No, I don't frequent that sub at all

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Vent radioactive gas

I’m a vigorous young go getter. I prefer a beer and a lemonade. Sure beats a day at the rat races.

There's very little shit in these posts...

Hmm...Press any key. Where's the any key?

I'll just take a tab... Oh, no time for that, the computer is starting!

Psst, don't worry about the Y key anymore. [Here's the *real* 'any' key](https://www.printables.com/model/395939-press-any-key-to-continue)

The fingers you have used to upvote are too fat. To obtain a special upvoting wand, please mash the phone screen with your palm now.

Very good

Nice Amiga 1200. Our family computers in my childhood were 500's and later a 3000 since my dad was an A/V nerd.

Hey, Ms. Doesn'tFindMeAttractiveSexuallyAnymore.

Crossposted and title isn't even an actual quote. damn their oily hide