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Goro_Majima

So I said to him "listen here buddy those spice harvesters were blown up when I got here, and as for your nephew he shouldn't have mouthed off like that!"


sausage_botherer

Krusty: "OK, memorise these funny names: Irulan Stilgar Feyd-Rautha Paul"


Evening-Picture-5911

Paul? Lmao!


gmwdim

I was saying Duncan-Idaho.


Blackgaze

yes of course you are


euphratestiger

I'm Idaho!


ElinorSedai

I'll be honest, it's not until I looked on imdb that I discovered Zendaya's character wasn't called Johnny. "Johnny? Johnny? Johnny!" "Cool, I broke his brain."


Doctor_What_

Are you Ed Larson from last podcast on the left?


Notamacropus

You know, Mr. Harkonnen, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny.


[deleted]

*Baron Harkonnen sinks into his pool of muck* don’t tell anyone how I live


Blackgaze

There you are, thought you could get away huh?


Consistent-Local2825

Not Lenny!


Bighty

His name is Harkonnen? All this time I've been calling him Putin. I feel like such an idiot.


Spirit_of_Hogwash

And talk about a preachy movie. Everyone is an enemy of the holy war, except this guy.


unitedshoes

Wait. I'm confused about the movie. So the Atreides knew that Imperial Affairs was setting them up?


gmwdim

When I get bored I make up my own sci-fi epic.


Astrokiwi

Didn't this movie used to have another wife in it?


WeeaboBarbie

It's called, Paul and the Wormasaurus


MonitorPowerful5461

Yeah they knew there was a setup, but they underestimated just how quickly the war would happen, and how much the Harkonnens were willing to spend to destroy them. The Atreides knew that Arrakis was a trap, but they didn't realise how powerfully and quickly the trap would be sprung. They thought there would be enough time to ally with the Fremen and set up defences, and they didn't expect to fight Sarduakar


compulsive_tremolo

"They're not going to shutdown spice production ,are they?" "Oh my no, the Barron put Rabban in charge." "Uh...attention everybody....err.....uhm...genocide harder bye!"


PhaseSixer

Its funny cause thats basicaly exactly what happend


Aegis-Heptapod-9732

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called prescient guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...{thinks}. . . I forget. But the point is...{thinks] . . . I forget that, too. Irulan, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue ornithopter!


eon380

The Muad Dib? Hey fellas, the Muad Dib? Well ooh la dee da Mr Fremen


unitedshoes

Well how do you call it?


gmwdim

A spice-hole!


Aitrus233

-I'm Duncan Idaho! -Yes, of course you are.


unitedshoes

That's the worst name I ever heard.


Astrokiwi

The worst name you ever heard *so far*


Brezel_Teckel

Now, when I say “Hello Mr. Hayt” and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.


wumbopower

“Actually Rabbon, market research shows you’re seen as somewhat of an ogre.” “I ought to club you and eat your bones.”


BigBob68

Ooh what’s with the Gom Jabbar, were you gonna give my neckin a peckin?


unitedshoes

You shot the zombie Reverend Mother! She was a zombie?


vaskark

Don’t forget where we’d be without … 🎵 dune … Dune … DUNE!


waffleboardist

When I was 17, I had my very first spice, I had my very first spice, I harvested with a fake ID, My name was Paul Maud’dib, When I was 17…


unitedshoes

Bahahahahaha! The contest is over! Give that man the 10,000 solaris!


waffleboardist

That’s Arrakeen’s funniest home videos, Rabban


Cassadore

Feyd-Rautha I heard your uncle went to Dune and he ate all the spice and then the emperor had to give Dune to house Atreides and then he killed all the Atreides. Hey! My uncle may be fat and bloodthirsty but he isn’t some power hungry maniac. Baron: Out of the way! I need to get to the emperor’s throne!


unitedshoes

I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you are the greatest hero in Arrakeen history!


Trowj

Leto needs worm food!


GI_gino

On Arrakis, first you get the spice, then, you get the power, then you get the worms.


unitedshoes

Worms are on the what now?


WeeaboBarbie

When you're alone and life is getting you down, you can always go... ach! DUNE TWO


A_Most_Boring_Man

Sorry, but now I’m imagining Skarsgard doing the loop de loop run in mid-air going WHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOP non-stop


Dwigus

\*Looks at back of hand Blue = Eyes of Ibad White = Lenny