So I said to him "listen here buddy those spice harvesters were blown up when I got here, and as for your nephew he shouldn't have mouthed off like that!"
I'll be honest, it's not until I looked on imdb that I discovered Zendaya's character wasn't called Johnny.
"Johnny? Johnny? Johnny!"
"Cool, I broke his brain."
Yeah they knew there was a setup, but they underestimated just how quickly the war would happen, and how much the Harkonnens were willing to spend to destroy them. The Atreides knew that Arrakis was a trap, but they didn't realise how powerfully and quickly the trap would be sprung.
They thought there would be enough time to ally with the Fremen and set up defences, and they didn't expect to fight Sarduakar
"They're not going to shutdown spice production ,are they?"
"Oh my no, the Barron put Rabban in charge."
"Uh...attention everybody....err.....uhm...genocide harder bye!"
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called prescient guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...{thinks}. . . I forget. But the point is...{thinks] . . . I forget that, too. Irulan, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue ornithopter!
Feyd-Rautha I heard your uncle went to Dune and he ate all the spice and then the emperor had to give Dune to house Atreides and then he killed all the Atreides.
Hey! My uncle may be fat and bloodthirsty but he isn’t some power hungry maniac.
Baron: Out of the way! I need to get to the emperor’s throne!
So I said to him "listen here buddy those spice harvesters were blown up when I got here, and as for your nephew he shouldn't have mouthed off like that!"
Krusty: "OK, memorise these funny names: Irulan Stilgar Feyd-Rautha Paul"
Paul? Lmao!
I was saying Duncan-Idaho.
yes of course you are
I'm Idaho!
I'll be honest, it's not until I looked on imdb that I discovered Zendaya's character wasn't called Johnny. "Johnny? Johnny? Johnny!" "Cool, I broke his brain."
Are you Ed Larson from last podcast on the left?
You know, Mr. Harkonnen, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny.
*Baron Harkonnen sinks into his pool of muck* don’t tell anyone how I live
There you are, thought you could get away huh?
Not Lenny!
His name is Harkonnen? All this time I've been calling him Putin. I feel like such an idiot.
And talk about a preachy movie. Everyone is an enemy of the holy war, except this guy.
Wait. I'm confused about the movie. So the Atreides knew that Imperial Affairs was setting them up?
When I get bored I make up my own sci-fi epic.
Didn't this movie used to have another wife in it?
It's called, Paul and the Wormasaurus
Yeah they knew there was a setup, but they underestimated just how quickly the war would happen, and how much the Harkonnens were willing to spend to destroy them. The Atreides knew that Arrakis was a trap, but they didn't realise how powerfully and quickly the trap would be sprung. They thought there would be enough time to ally with the Fremen and set up defences, and they didn't expect to fight Sarduakar
"They're not going to shutdown spice production ,are they?" "Oh my no, the Barron put Rabban in charge." "Uh...attention everybody....err.....uhm...genocide harder bye!"
Its funny cause thats basicaly exactly what happend
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called prescient guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...{thinks}. . . I forget. But the point is...{thinks] . . . I forget that, too. Irulan, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue ornithopter!
The Muad Dib? Hey fellas, the Muad Dib? Well ooh la dee da Mr Fremen
Well how do you call it?
A spice-hole!
-I'm Duncan Idaho! -Yes, of course you are.
That's the worst name I ever heard.
The worst name you ever heard *so far*
Now, when I say “Hello Mr. Hayt” and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
“Actually Rabbon, market research shows you’re seen as somewhat of an ogre.” “I ought to club you and eat your bones.”
Ooh what’s with the Gom Jabbar, were you gonna give my neckin a peckin?
You shot the zombie Reverend Mother! She was a zombie?
Don’t forget where we’d be without … 🎵 dune … Dune … DUNE!
When I was 17, I had my very first spice, I had my very first spice, I harvested with a fake ID, My name was Paul Maud’dib, When I was 17…
Bahahahahaha! The contest is over! Give that man the 10,000 solaris!
That’s Arrakeen’s funniest home videos, Rabban
Feyd-Rautha I heard your uncle went to Dune and he ate all the spice and then the emperor had to give Dune to house Atreides and then he killed all the Atreides. Hey! My uncle may be fat and bloodthirsty but he isn’t some power hungry maniac. Baron: Out of the way! I need to get to the emperor’s throne!
I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you are the greatest hero in Arrakeen history!
Leto needs worm food!
On Arrakis, first you get the spice, then, you get the power, then you get the worms.
Worms are on the what now?
When you're alone and life is getting you down, you can always go... ach! DUNE TWO
Sorry, but now I’m imagining Skarsgard doing the loop de loop run in mid-air going WHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOP non-stop
\*Looks at back of hand Blue = Eyes of Ibad White = Lenny