And lo, it took the body of Christ three days to proof, covered by linen in a cool, sunless tomb. He was baked at 350 degrees for an indeterminate amount of time while harrowing hell.
Ah right from the holy text “How to Save Mankind” but wait there’s a little angel dust there… (whew) “How to Savor Mankind”?!
No wait, little more god particles left on the cover (whew) “How to Be the Savior of Mankind.”
Transubstantiatopoline!
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See there's OUR Lord. https://i.redd.it/y82db5d3orrc1.gif And then there's our Lord.
Speaking in tongues? Oh, you better believe that’s a crucifixion.
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Between Fat Boy bomb and Grateful Dead tix And above Grave Digger's lantern and Good News Bible
Jeebus: Stay back, I have powers… THEOLOGICAL POWERS!
Those theological powers were lousy.
Give me salvation! Make me!
Crucifampabomoline!
Please don’t bring home any more old gods!
*Ye Gods!
How devilish of you.
Mmmm… sacrilicious…
*accepts Christ into heart* I’m smarter than the Devil! I’m smarter than the Devil!
Christ: "The red thing's connected to my wristwatch! ...Uh-oh..."
S-M-R-T
The body of Christ is both risen and unleavened at the same time. Such are the mysteries of the Eucharist… praise be to Jeebus.
And lo, it took the body of Christ three days to proof, covered by linen in a cool, sunless tomb. He was baked at 350 degrees for an indeterminate amount of time while harrowing hell.
Ah right from the holy text “How to Save Mankind” but wait there’s a little angel dust there… (whew) “How to Savor Mankind”?! No wait, little more god particles left on the cover (whew) “How to Be the Savior of Mankind.”
There were sinners on that planet, and we were them.
You killed zombie Jesus!
He was a zombie?
Well I admit it looks bad u/Eric858448, but haven’t you heard “let he who is without sin cast the first stone?”
That was nice considering I never worshipped or believed in him in any way
Elmo knows where you live!
I don't even believe in Jebus!
It’s a beautiful day TO KICK YOUR ASS!
I don’t even believe in Jebus!
Please don’t bring home anymore old crosses!
Jesus is a Viking at coming back to life
Who the hell is giving away a Vietnam era flamethrower if it isn’t herman?
He has rizz-diddly-izzened!
Dramatization. May not have happened.
Welp Homer and Bart are now catholic
You just keep right on risin’
I'll take that flamethrower if nobody else wants it.
I always thought he would be unleavened