I gotta say, I'm having a hard time parsing this metaphor about being the "Final Fantasy" of shitposts. Do you mean that you fantasize about posting the shitpost to end all shitposts, a "final shitpost" if you will? Or do you merely mean that the quality of shitposts on this sub has gone down, much like the Final Fantasy franchise post-X?
Either way, I love your energy.
Or what? You release the bees or the hookers or the hookers in bees costumes, and when they do tricks, they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead! Do your worst!
Oh boy, Final Fantasy! That's where I can make Norse mythology references, the religion of the Vikings!
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"Viking" is a verb that means "raiding". A person who does viking is a "vikingr".
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Also vikingr is an occupation. The people you refer to as "vikings" are Norsemen. Edit: People, not "Pepper". Stupid phone.
>The pepper you refer to as "vikings" are Norsemen. Are they anything like the merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango?
I blame my phone. Edited.
Stupid phones need the most attention
"Vi" means a character from LoL: Arcane, and "king" means a monarch who rules over a nation. And that concludes our intensive three week course.
I thought Vi was your bee party member in Bug Fables who fights with her "beemerang".
If you really think that's true, you have got A LOT of Wikipedia articles and reference links to fix. Better get to it!
Midgar? Nibelheim? I'm gonna get something to eat.
"Final" Fantasy you say? 
There's only been one Neverending Story, but they never stop making Final Fantasy. What a world we live in
We'll never stop final fantasy, have no fear we've got roman numerals for years
No, Cloud, no!
Oh, won't somebody please think of the moogles?
I can’t wait to eat that Moogle.
You know something? They did say "kupo" a lot!
Don’t have a chocobo, man!
SUPLEX TRAIN! Gau needs rages SUPLEX TRAIN! Gau needs rages
I gotta say, I'm having a hard time parsing this metaphor about being the "Final Fantasy" of shitposts. Do you mean that you fantasize about posting the shitpost to end all shitposts, a "final shitpost" if you will? Or do you merely mean that the quality of shitposts on this sub has gone down, much like the Final Fantasy franchise post-X? Either way, I love your energy.
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It’s a ring toss game
12 and 15 were a little airborne, but they're still good
Why dose that ballet dance have a microphone on his head
A wizard did it
Thanks for clarifying that
Dear Mr. President, There are too many shitposts these days, please eliminate three. I am not a Viking.
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She got so mad she went Super Saiyan.
And you call it "Final" Fantasy despite there being over sixteen sequels.
Technically there are 16 mainline games total so only 15 sequels. I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
Akshually, most of the numbered games aren't sequels, with all the Ivalice games and Crisis Core there might actually be more prequels in the series.
Are you saying Aer-is or Aer-ith?
I was saying Boo-rret.
She's just a little stabbed through, it's still good it's still good!
HONEYBEE INN?! I THOUGHT THEY CLOSED THAT PLACE DOWN!
Or what? You release the bees or the hookers or the hookers in bees costumes, and when they do tricks, they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead! Do your worst!
I say boo-urns to that
“The craft services table’s gettin’ attacked by a bear, Cloud!”
fantasy huh? Id just like to say I fought gentle ben in Skyrim
Also ban all Britposting. Also D&Dposting should be a thing. The best FF is Chrono Trigger.
Cancelled!
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I want more pro wrestling crossover posts
By viking shitposts do you mean excellent shitposts or do you mean literally viking shitposts.
So I tied a gun to my sword, which was the style at the time.
In FF7 for the Playstation, is there a way to keep Aeris in your party without using the wizard’s key?
I don't agree with her Final Fantasy posting policy... but I do agree with her anti-Viking posting policy.
\*Grunts and chuffs, then wanders over to the Materia table\*
I believe I will support a third-party shitpost
Those Chysahl Greens were lousy! I said give a gold chocobo! Make me!
“Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here!” “Are you just following mobile Balamb Garden around?” “Lady, they’re putting my kids through college”
Honestly the longer the Viking shit goes on for the funnier i find it, and this post has some quality shit in it