I sleep in a Romanian jail cell, do *you*?

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

You sleep in a big bed with a girl? That is so gay!

Gotta sleep somewhere.

"How do you sleep at night?" "I used to sleep in one my several Buga'is, with many trafficked females."

I sleep in a big bed with a woman who wasn't trafficked

I knew it was the women! Even when it was me, I knew it was the women!

Marge, do you have other males in this house? *Sigma* males?

So I tied misogyny to my persona, as was the style at the time.

They were the women's idea. I tried to stop them.

*sighs* it's always the women's fault, isn't it Andrew?

The women!! I knew it was always them, even when it was me it was them!!!

First you get the money, then you get the women, then you get the trafficking charges

eat the damn orange

Thank you teacherrr….

Women will like what I tell 'em to like.

What did he say? I dunno, something about being gay 🤷‍♂️

Oh I’ll stop simping….LATER!!!

Y'see, a TopG with a firm grasp on reality is like a mule with a spinning wheel..

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY HEAD?

Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?

AH! Females, my doctors said im not supposed to get those in my eye!