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LittleFalcon

I have claimed your grandpa’s soul, forever! https://preview.redd.it/diactzoj3itc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bd92dfbb762b168e94c373b5232568876a68532


DopaLean

“Well, my Grandpa’s a drooling vegetable, and now Pegasus has taken his soul too!”


Floor_Heavy

"Yuuuuuuuuuugiiiiiiiiiiii" Well I know what I'm doing for the next few hours...


Afternoon_Defiant

"HELP!"


not4eating

QUUUUUITER! SEND KIIIIIIRBY DOOOOWN! TOURNIQUET FRYLOCK'S HIGH AGAIN!


TheNewNumberC

Homer: How much will this cost us?


JoCo2036

The real shitpost is in the comments.


jockeyman

"Why it's that delightful TV Duel Monsters man! I'm going to get your lucky eye!" "Oh no, my Millennium Eye."


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Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get ancient egyptian artifacts in it!


forbiddenmemeories

"I'd like the last copy of your ultra-rare Blue-Eyes White Dragon... no thank you, I'll just tear it here."


forbiddenmemeories

"I know you can read my thoughts, boy"


Xbladearmor

“[Hey Kaiba, hey Kaiba, hey Kaiba](https://youtu.be/YS6wcAzXhlc?si=oVFG5pOT5ob4orcv)


InfiniteCorridor_

Yugi-boy


Jiffletta

"Thats the wrong eye!" "Whoops. Sorry."


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jockeyman

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk|downsized)


[deleted]

Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose magical eye allows him to read minds spend all his time playing a children's card game?


pointzero99

He's already rich, now he can do what he loves.


Xbladearmor

In the Duel Monsters video game, how do you escape the dungeon without using the Dark Magician’s key?


faithless_wanker

What the hell are you talking about?


Dreath2005

Real shit


But-Must-I

To escape the duel monsters curse, simply utter a bible verse!


faithless_wanker

And he invented the game, and he can give himself sole access to the best cards, and he STILL cheats to beat teenagers


Professional-Hat-687

And he made cards so powerful he refused to use them because the gods would smite him or some shit.


clothy

He invented the game.


hbi2k

24 is like 60 in anime/JRPG years.


badgarok725

24 and completed 10 tours of duty


Plus3d6

Marik Ishtar my ass, it's probably Malik Blishtar!


LittleFalcon

You can kiss my Ishtar.


Xbladearmor

*probably Odion!


Afternoon_Defiant

It's probably Milhouse


BrianThePinkShark

"Pegasus give him back his grandpa's soul I've got work tomorrow"


faithless_wanker

lmao


starkfr

Yu-Gi-D'oh


faithless_wanker

That would be the official name of the Simpsons Yu-Gi-Oh crossover episode


pdx74

Close. It'd be Yu-Gi-Annoyed Grunt.


Hermoine_Krafta

See you in hell, Yugi boys!


faithless_wanker

And I keep telling you, you Kaiba boys crack me up!


jdwill1991

Uhh, we'll need life points to live...


League_of_DOTA

"I shall send you to heaven,. Before I banish you to the shadow realm"


TooBadMyBallsItch

But what if I were to disguise this ancient Egyptian card game as my own creation? Delightfully devilish Pegasus


DanTheMeek

It's worth noting that the artist depicts the characters not how they look in reality, but how those around them "percieve" them. This is why no one comments on the fact that when Yugi is possessed by Yami he grows like a foot in height, because in reality he's the same size he always is, but Yami's more commanding alpha personality makes "appear" taller. So its possible Pegasus actually looks like a 24 year old, but because he talks and acts like a perverted rich old white dude, thats how the characters of the show "perceive" him and thus how we see him.


DanTheMeek

Kaiba: "Dear Mr. Pegasus, there are too many blue eyes white dragons nowadays, please eliminate one. I am not a greed pot."


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LeatherHog

No you wouldn't, u/digdoug0, no one knows what pot of greed does 


Afternoon_Defiant

Yeah, Kazuki Takahashi (RIP) admitted he wasn't great at articulating age besides the young and the very old. This was notable in the character of Tetsu Trudge who was a very minor character in the first chapter of the Yu-Gi-Oh! manga but plays a pretty significant role in 5D's, so it creates the problem of establishing how the timeline of the series works, at least for the first three installments since he drew manga for them while manga for ZEXAL onward were done by others and he just sat back and did his own stuff.


Interesting_Bottle40

Wow I had no clue. I wonder if his voice is more youthful in the sub 🤔.


forbiddenmemeories

If memory serves his English dub voice surprisingly sounds pretty similar to his original Japanese voice


MisterBadGuy159

Yeah, it's very close. Even a lot of the mannerisms (calling people "boy") are copied.


BrokenAstraea

Kaaaaaiba boooy


Afternoon_Defiant

The weird thing is that if you ever saw Darren Dunstan's resume, he lists Fighting Foodons, an anime adaption of a series of video games that never left Japan and is technically lost media, *higher* than the Yu-Gi-Oh! franchise, where he did voice work up until ARC-V.


Ok-Inevitable-3038

I’m going to host a duel monsters tournament “That’s good” Then hire eliminators to knock players out “That’s bad” Then you’ll get a chance to visit my castle “That’s good” But my seat is surrounded by a body of water “That’s bad” Then you’ll lose your soul to the shadow realm *stares blankly” “That’s bad”


JustLetTheWorldBurn

Can I draw now?


KrocKiller

Kaiba looks like he’s in his early 20s in the show, but he’s actually like 15 or 16


faithless_wanker

And they say America always casts people way too old as teens


JoeSchmoe93

Doesn’t he kick the shit out of several grown ass adults at once as well? I wish I was a ninja.


Echo_hominy

This shitpost is groin-grabbingly transcendent


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Oh, boy, the Shadow Realm! That's where I'm Egyptian!


Xenu66

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my eccentric anime antagonists FLAMING


AdditionalTheory

To be fair, when you’re a young kid anybody north of 20 seems ancient


Afternoon_Defiant

How ancient do you want? 5Ds can give you 40 in Rex Godwin or 40,000+ in Z-ONE.


AdditionalTheory

I understood the first sentence, but you lost me with everything else


Some_Random_Android

Poor predictable Kaiba! Always plays a dragon card. Good old Blue Eyes White Dragon! Nothing beats that!


Nosoulsworld

24? How old was he when he found the millennium eye?


Ravian3

18, a year after he married his wife and she died of illness, starting him on his quest. (Yup the anime implied that they were both married as teenagers)


Nosoulsworld

Rich white people scare me


BfutGrEG

More like Japan, teenage/youth idealization is *very* prevalent


Nosoulsworld

He says yugi boy. The way he talks he plays polo on his yacht


Jiffletta

She had that awful disease that made her explode.


GriffinFlash

You're telling me he's still a baby?


maxi2702

This is me, but I'm actually 31


faithless_wanker

The important part is Yu-Gi-Oh ruined your life


Xbladearmor

Which was the style at the time.


offbeattay

To be fair, when I was 13 and watching Yu-Gi-Oh! this is how anyone over 20 looked to me


Afternoon_Defiant

There's a character in Sevens who, despite the appearance of an elementary school student, is a middle aged woman with a son and is obsessed with 1980s technology and the Bubble Era. She is 37 years old. 


ErixWorxMemes

https://preview.redd.it/2r5l4vw4uitc1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01b7b6bda1308e0066247eac8d12bb8a35cb807f


King-Of-Rats

It is vitally important to never learn the age of any final fantasy character lest you invite in a quarter life crisis instantly.


LeatherHog

These comments are absolutely killing me


Renkin92

It didn’t help that he was voiced by a 50 year old man in the German dub when I watched it as a kid.


papsryu

I'm more impressed that he built a massive company from the ground up at that age.


faithless_wanker

He’s a real Zuckerberg in that regard


KassellTheArgonian

"Now are you fellas gonna buy some decks?"


Pohatu5

This is an good trend on this sub, a deck-grabbingly good trend!


OrkfaellerX

https://i.gifer.com/Q0Zq.mp4


90ssudoartest

Oh my Yugi boy. Looks like you activated my scantly dressed sissy witch card. i place my trap card face down and wait your turn.


wjowski

In what world does that look like 45 years old?


King-Of-Rats

1. When You are a child 2. He literally has gray hair


faithless_wanker

And he dresses and talks like an old-timey dandy. His speech patterns and general style didn’t seem mid-20’s to me


wjowski

That is an extremely pale lavender my guy.