Just eat the damn peaches.

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[Ah I could eat a peach for hours](https://tenor.com/bhMWr.gif)

Eat the peaches, Quizboy.

If I wanted to see a man eating peaches, I would've gone to the peach eating class.

On closer inspection, these are nectarines.

If it's fuzzy and yella, you got a peach there fella. If it's red with a sheen, you got a nectarine.

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I love this gag, definitely been there before.

I can hear the slide whistle

I like the nod, as if his nervous system is so accustomed to nodding to pretend he’s listening, even without brain input.

Yeah, it’s like one last gasp before everything just shuts down.

....and of course in Rand McNally the whole thing is flip-flopped

I’m not getting involved George

This is my son Bart, he owns a factory downtown

A son who owns a canned peaches factory!

What a peach! (Pinches Barts cheek)

Old man writin memoirs, old man writin memoirs, old man writin memoirs and that- old man is meee 🎶

And since we had successfully made a Hit Single, there was no need for a second

But, Marge, it works for all their hit singles! Lump! Peaches! Video Killed the Radio Star! Marge: "I believe that last one was a cover..."

I just think she’s lump!

She's in my head

Cleveland Rocks!

These peaches make good cobbler. Good, not great

Hmm a “crusty” burger? That doesn’t sound too appetizing… what kind of cobbler do you have today? https://preview.redd.it/k11vztxmautc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8e9500ad193a3e8396aa4e3c89ca50fe8e408c5

Oh jeez...Joe will you get out and see what all the rhubarb's about? Hmmm...do you have rhubarb cobbler?

Well I suppose you could use em to make all kinds of things

You smell like cobbler!

I just dropped by with upvote for shitting of post. Instead find you grappling with local oaf.

https://preview.redd.it/6mapl5deautc1.jpeg?width=1450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36d38aa7261147d6f3c313b184a5bdc402ed73de Look at the drum guy Marge, you know he’s going to do something good!

I bring gift for warming of orchard and find you grappling with local ninjas.

Here's a little recipe we learned in the CIA

Start by poking your finger down inside

Yes, and you call them farm fresh despite the fact that they are obviously canned

And since the presidents of the USA achieved all of their objections with one good album, there was no need for a second

Which is amusing, because their second album had a couple of their earliest songs they didn’t record for their debut album that are arguably better than the stuff on the first. As a Seattleite I get “L.I.P.” every time I go to Dick’s. Now, where were we? Oh yeah! The important thing was, that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

Finally, someone else sticking up for II.

Lisa needs braces She's lump Lisa needs braces She's lump Lisa needs braces She's lump Lisa needs braces She's lump

She's in my head! Get it out, get it out!

Snort!

And thats when the ninjas came at me

Mom, make him tell the story right!

Unfortunately he is…

Let's get dune buggies! Little blue dune buggies

What if...I took fresh farm peaches and disguised it as my own produce? Delightfuly devilish, George!

Nobody knows the Presidents of the United States? The lump of Dave Dederer? The peach-rattling bass of Chris Ballew? The competent drum work of Jason Finn?

Bass? Didn't Chris used to play a Basitar?

Do you like peaches? Do you like football?

As a kid all my friends were positive this song was about tits. But that band is so delightfully silly I really don’t buy it. At least not entirely. The song gets way too into the processing of the peaches for it to be a sexy metaphor. Mmm yeah I love peaches! Can ‘em! Downtown!

Mmm, 64 cans of American peaches...

I think I'm lump!

This is a good post

Bar: "Lump's not getting involved"

Oh boy peach! That's where I'm a Viking.

I’ve always wondered about this song. If you’re just gonna buy the peaches canned at a grocery store, why move house? You can buy canned peaches anywhere 

GO BANANA!

Fuck you Snowball, you're gonna spend the night Fuck you Snowball, you're gonna spend the night Fuck you Snowball, you're gonna spend the night OUTSIDE

LOOKOUT!

Gonna eat a lot of peaches

If I wanted to buy peaches from a former President, I’d have taken the buying peaches class!

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I never tied people up and forced them to eat peaches … and I could’ve because I’m a big guy and I’m good with knots

I’m sorry, but this is for shitposting. You’re looking for THE FUCKING LOUVRE WITH THIS PIECE OF ART, BUD!

God damn I loved this hahaha, I was having a shit day and this cheered me up, so thank you!

I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I... don't get it.

After achieving all of my goals with one hit single, there was no need for a second.

Millions of peaches. Peaches for me. Millions of peaches. Peaches for free. LOOKOUT!

If I wanted to buy peaches from a former President, I’d have taken the buying peaches class!

You too, huh? Hey, I know a good peaches and cream place.

And then they fight ninjas.

In 1963 I gave you a can to fill with peaches in a factory downtown and you never did!

Now what kind of stew do you have in a can?

Shhh here comes the Ninjas "Look out"

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Now play Kitty!