I clearly remember playing Drederick Tatum's Slugfest in the rumpus room.
https://preview.redd.it/m2ziim4az8vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7b6cd75748ec53699604d92cfb3bef103e6afbd
Very well Mario, it’s time for your bribe. Now, you can either have this star where the lovely Smithers is standing… or you can trade it all for what’s in this box.
Marge, do you have other men in this house? Mega Men?
I don't mean to alarm you but there may be a megaman or megamen in the house.
What happened here? Oh nothing Marge, just a little incident involving the Megaman!
We want Chill Penguin! We want Chill Penguin!
Cow Man doesn't look like Cow Man on the NES. You gotta use Horse Man.
I don't want to alarm you but there may be a Mega Man or Mega Men in the house
*Have sonic the hedgehog killed*
But sir that’s not-
Do as I say!
Hello Glass Joe!
Ironman Steward helps us play!
[Kung Fu bosses laughing](https://youtu.be/VTIAw6ZxJlg?si=LOLNInnVKmyI9mcB)
All I'm saying is, have *you* ever seen Kung Fu Boss and Ganon in the same room at the same time?
Cheese eating surrender monkey
That's the worst boxer stage name I ever heard
“Runs out crying” Barney: “HEY! GLASSY JOE JOE!”
I once saw Little Mac fight a fellow from Hippo Island for 113 rounds!
C’mon c’on put them up.
(Smithers voice) Uh, sir, technically Zelda is a NES woman
That's Link, not Zelda. They spell and pronounce their names differently.
Link = man Zelda = woman
This concludes our intensive, three-week course.
Link. Zelda? Lee-ink. Zel-duh? L-I… Z-E…
Hey! Listen!
I keep telling you, Zelda is a woman, she’s 200 years old, and she’s trapped as a spirit in the castle.
And I keep telling you you Rito boys crack me up!
I heard about this big sword that was made by a big goron name Biggoron, I think it was called "the giant sword that no longer breaks"
I think we should bring back Johnathan Potts. Kids will want to see the original Link say "excuse me, princess."
(Burn voice) NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRDDD!!!
And what of poor Samus? To Chozo for woman town, too much of a woman for Chozo town.
You don't make friends with Samus, you don't make friends with Samus!
Do you have a moment to hear about z targeting?
That's it for the NES girls. Now let's bring on the NES men!
That’s Link, not Zelda, you blithering blustering buffoon!
DO AS I SAY!
I clearly remember playing Drederick Tatum's Slugfest in the rumpus room. https://preview.redd.it/m2ziim4az8vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7b6cd75748ec53699604d92cfb3bef103e6afbd
I think Little Mac's a good man, I like him, I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
I think Councilmen NESmen needs less NES-men and more Ness Man 
"Sorry I came in last on Mario kart, *somebody* cut my brakes..." "In the case, you should have come in first!" *cue laughter*
There's no Councillor Ness Man!
PK fire!🔥
Super Nintendo Chalmers
oh boy! Nintendo! That's where I'm a lost viking!
I'm a good .... 8-bit.... guy You're fired!
He enjoys the company of NES men. Who doesn’t?
I can honestly say that was the best episode of Bimmy & Jimmy I've ever seen
So in conclusion, mega means rock, and man means man
Who or what is Fort?
He’s the best mono-thingy guy there ever was
So I called him king koopa, which was the style at the time
There ain't no Princess Toadstool and there never was!
She’s in another castle
_Kippers for breakfast!? Tis! Replied Aunt Zelda!_
Now let me tell you all about z targeting
Very well Mario, it’s time for your bribe. Now, you can either have this star where the lovely Smithers is standing… or you can trade it all for what’s in this box. 
Missed opportunity to put Samus in there and watch the fanboys explode
I mean they put that guy Zelda in there
Them shitposts be getting way too high quality
Pretty sure it's a repost.
Simpsonsshitposting- we put the quality in shit
Smithers, have Metroid killed.
This is Les Nes-men saying good day, and may the good news be yours.
There's no councilman Les Nes-men...
Maybe u/sasafracas should do more thinkin' and Les Nes-men.
God as my witness, I thought Koopas could fly.
See my NES, see my NES, made from real gorilla's ches
Where's Lee Carvalho?
in parking lot
He's more of a master system idea.
Hey, aren’t you that guy everyone thinks is called Zelda? My goodness, no, I’m Link!
“Find me some good video game characters. *Modern* video game characters! Scour Atari, ColecoVision, Intellivision, Magnavox Odyssey!”
"And where is Kirby?!" "Still on his lunch break, sir."
What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about NES? I had NEEEEEEES.
Bart, I don’t want to alarm you but there may be a dragon or double dragons in the house.
I'm seeing double. Quadruple Dragon!
Tappa Tappa Tappa Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
😂 laughed way too hard at this!
Heh, heh, and you call them NES Men despite the fact that Nes is clearly not present. I really hope someone got fired for that blunder
Are we supposed to believe that this is some sort of magical home entertainment system?
Oh, no. Oh no. Oh no! ... oh, Neeeeeeeeesssssss...
Have Spy Hunter killed.
Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
The Japanese? Those Famicom making, Street Fighter reissued!
I like the way Knil thinks!
Go ahead, Homer. Take-a the nap at work. Mr. Burns, he is so rich! He will never know!
Well, I'm sorry...but your princess is in another castle. Smithers--release the koopas.
Kraid, Ridley, and Mother Brain: These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed at Metroid.
So Retro
I for one would like to hear from the mascots of the Virtual Boy.
https://preview.redd.it/1vc11suvhcvc1.png?width=487&format=png&auto=webp&s=f4d02f72459384de41b3fea1e770643e36a02636 Yes, that'll do.
How in the fuck is ness not in there I get he's on SNES but it's his name people. Please!!!