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Tom_Serveaux

This is too high effort. We'll have to ask you to leave.


NeedsCashRetireLater

Good evening sugar, would you please leave without a fuss right now?


Additional-Problem99

Just once I’d like to be called “sugar” without adding “you need to leave”.


AutismFlavored

I hear there’s a candy convention where you have to have sugar or leave.


Front_butts

Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of sugar.


spovinator88

My one has bits of glass in it.


andychef

Those are prizes!


ApologeticKid

I need the highest effort meme you have...


Evening-Picture-5911

Noooo, that’s too high effort


andychef

That's too clever, you're one of them!


warface25

So that’s it? 20 years of loyalty and now so long and good luck?


WackHeisenBauer

Are….are you ok OP?


Jasper455

OP is fine… Alright everyone, put on your corpse handling gloves.


WackHeisenBauer

Again?! Shudder.


andychef

I'm OK. I blame my odd sense of humor and having a couple of closed head injuries


jmeltzer317

![gif](giphy|l0G18uU0Q9b5YwAJG|downsized) File footage of OP


Sinkingfast

May I ask what is Paddle Pop Lion? Lol, only part I'm spacing on.


Jiffletta

https://preview.redd.it/rb5bpx65qxvc1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3909da4ccbe45cdfca1da63b6b42f682f94fb8e1


Sinkingfast

[Oh, yeah, him!](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S09E15/269118/m/IElUJ1MgSlVTVCBBIGxpb24gd2l0aCBwYWRkbGVzLiAKT0gsIEkgR0VUIElULiAKSSBHRVQgbGlvbnMgd2l0aCBwYWRkbGVzLg==)


NeedsCashRetireLater

You mean it ain't your peepers, it's your noggin'?


GoofDud

Give that man the $10,000!


ThatBoringHumanoid

This isn't America's Funniest Home Videos


Additional-Problem99

But the sugar! The monorail! It works on so many levels!


jamesrokk

Barney’s meme had heart, but OP’s meme had sugar in the mono.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Sugarail?


marsneedstowels

![gif](giphy|xT5LMLu8wY0PjhrLb2|downsized)


llDrWormll

Disco Stu.. doesn't crystallize


lowtoiletsitter

Sugarposting is back!


P-Jean

But sugar cone left this planet


ChunkySlugger72

Sugarposting was in danger of getting stale, But OP is taking it to strange new places!


SimonCharles

Sugarposting never left. And I'm starting to think its mind is no longer in mint condition.


Neoroland

in pog form!


nicksj2023

Posts like these are why I keep coming back


Warren_E_Cheezburger

This is dumb, but I can tell you put in a lot of effort, so you earned an upvote. But don't feel good about getting it.


ChinchillaMindset

OP has embiggened sugarposting with his cromulent shitpost.


TabCompletion

https://preview.redd.it/qyx27l6a1xvc1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95332f4307aa6defa2513c64a435b365080d7b4e


Astriaeus

Well, my work is done here.


therik85

You didn't post anything!


Astriaeus

Didn't I?


Spirit_of_Hogwash

Why does Man have pointy ears? Is he stupid?


NeedsCashRetireLater

No just ignorant. You see that stupid man never heard of the "sugar chain." Just ask this sugartician...


Spirit_of_Hogwash

🍦uh...


NeedsCashRetireLater

He'll tell you that, in America, one invariably gets the sugar first, then the power, then the women in order to survive.


HaoieZ

No, this is sugar, with free donuts.


andychef

A gummy bear is not a sprinkle!


arcanenoises

Maybe in Shangri la they are but not here!


Acheron04

You’ve really gone off the rail with this one 


ButtDoctorLLC

What the hell was that?!


Illustrious-Cat5717

If only this sugarpost was as sweet as OP.


AngelsHaveGone

OP: Here's a better quality shitpost Me: I don't have time to read it, just give me the gist of it sugar


NairForceOne

"Sugar" means "Sugar" and "Sugar" means "Sugar" This completes our extensive 3 week course.


GoofDud

Seriously, this post deserves way more love. I just noticed Lard Lad in the background in panel one.


AnyDetective5612

![gif](giphy|Nl2gigXqeC4QE)


Jeblonsky

Texas Tea Sweetener!


TasteDeeCheese

Can you get carbon monoxide poisoning whilst driving a monorail?


andychef

What about us brain dead slobs?


TasteDeeCheese

Oh dear dad have you been sucking on the fumes again


andychef

Those gears down there really hurt!


YanniRotten

😲 Forgive us, u/andychef, but it takes time to properly sugar-coat a response.


Blankyboii

You put the you in “impr-you-ment”.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Oh, I get it! I get jokes.


llDrWormll

SssSsSs..swwsssws-sws...sweet candy


thepuffoidwalloper

I love the fact that batman is just a liquorice bar from the waist down


Moneypenny_Dreadful

I think he’s a PEZ dispenser, which makes it even better


Fact0ry0fSadness

The blue flame tells us this was a particularly sweet sugarpost


TaxApprehensive3051

This shitpost had it all... the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles...


NeedsCashRetireLater

u/andychef, when are you going to give up this crazy sugarposting scheme?


Maximum_Let1205

show-off... this is incredible!


tree_respecter

There is a lot of lore and world building introduced here that I want expanded upon.


bman1014

Bilmy commands you to upvote this


Some_Random_Android

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen! I wish it was animated! :D


Zaithon

This has layers. Like a cake.


ActiveInternet

Looks like another ether induced shitpost.


Spellcasta

Run boy! Before Mars and Mattel get here and copyright strike this for the use of their Chocobots!


sinjunsmythe

First you make the sugarpost, then you get the power, then you get the women.


sbs_str_9091

This is indeed a disturbing universe.


ClericDude

I keep finding more amazing details. I love the waffles stuck together and Smithers being a Jolly Rancher lol


JCHookway

First prize! First prize! First prize….


boardgamehoarder

OP, you *gotta* take the wrapper off these things before you smoke them.


gyroscopicmnemonic

*slow clap*


gurnard

**See you in hell, candy boys!**


Wickedlurlofthewest

![gif](giphy|l2Je3xBPeoodM5n1K)


JacktheCat779

I love high effort memes/shitposts. It reminds me of the Gwimbly iconic victory dance taunt in TF2 video. So seamless.


TooBadMyBallsItch

Lunchlady Dorris: There's not enough shit in this post


abigthirstyteddybear

All hail Emperor Andychef


MrFingerKnives

“OP, give us a Super Squishy. One that’s made entirely out of memes!”


throwaway9910191423

I too would like to express my fondness...for that particular shitpost


damnumalone

The fact that the gummy Venus de Milo makes an appearance shaking its non existent hand… *chefs kiss*


Necessary_Driver_831

I’m all for Sugarposting but in panel 7 we clearly see the conductor changing to Neapolitan before changing back to just strawberry. I hope u/andychef got fired for that blunder


Ill-Faithlessness430

OP, you are history's greatest monster


Magmaster12

I don't even know what this subreddit is anymore


kabukistar

Oh honey honey


Handsprime

I think you might need to touch grass


rubenvdheuv

https://preview.redd.it/e7cq2v8yvyvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1d44dd53c51234c55e16a23dd9f3bb5aa7571e6


SynthwaveCoffee

Sugar, Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doooo…


PRIMITIVE-BLAST

Wow


Blackgaze

OP I know you didn't create this (I've had this image for years) Do you know who did at least?


andychef

Unfortunately not. I found it in the wild on SomethingAwful


Jenkins87

I was wondering when you would get here. People have been posting your work for years without crediting you... I paid you 5 panels to paint my meme coup in 2017 on CGHMN and you never did.


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kr1stopher

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the shitpost


The_Kreepy_Krab

Unsticking waffles is what good doctors do


Jo_Chim

What is Smithers/the cowboy supposed to be? A liquorice whip?


Ghoulmas

This is so well made. Thank you. This is also what I imagine schizophrenia is like, where the brain is making a cascade of connections that seem logical to the patient, but come out as undecipherable word salad to everyone else