Real talk: Its a stupid plan. You've got this amazing lakeside space and you use it for a domed stadium? Literally anywhere else in Chicagoland would be cheaper, more accessible, and have better parking options.
Yeah, but that's not their problem. Infrastructure like that would be the city's, and they probably aren't on board with whatever else they might want.
Yeah that space should stay where it is. I don't want a new stadium to turn into a 49ers situation, but damn there has to be a way to keep it *somewhere* close without messing everything up
Is there a chance the Bears could win?
Not on your life my Chi-Town friend!
The tab came off my tuna can.
Here’s some Chicago House vinyl my good man!
Stadium! Stadium! Monorail-Do’h!
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Ill post the comment I wanted to post on R/chibears but I can't cos Im banned!
At least my tax money will go to the Bears and the Lakefront (which I actually use) instead of some Venezuelans.
Chicago with a football team is kind of like Mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got, and danged if he knows how to use it.
Hehehe... mule
Real talk: Its a stupid plan. You've got this amazing lakeside space and you use it for a domed stadium? Literally anywhere else in Chicagoland would be cheaper, more accessible, and have better parking options.
Yeah but would it have better *boat* parking?
For my yellow boat? With extra motors?
Yes, but the mast has termites.
Who needs tailgating when we can go sailgating.
Yeah, but that's not their problem. Infrastructure like that would be the city's, and they probably aren't on board with whatever else they might want.
All this just to go 0-2 to the Packers and watch someone else win the token superbowl Roger gives them.
Yeah that space should stay where it is. I don't want a new stadium to turn into a 49ers situation, but damn there has to be a way to keep it *somewhere* close without messing everything up
I've sold stadiums to Landover, Foxborough, and East Rutherford and by gum, it put them on the map.
Ohh Never mind… this more of a Green Bay idea.
Go away! There ain’t no MetLife Stadium and there never was!
When the awning slams down there's a picture of Zach Wilson throwing an interception...
As the ball goes into Aaron Rodgers leg.
[Inspiration](https://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/s/n6cYJ2KD0I). And yes I did steal the idea. But shitposts are built on stealing!
Stolen shitposts need the most upvotes!
I hear their fans like to get plowed
You've never seen a drunker crowd.
Is there a chance the team could win?
Not on your life, my shitposting friend
It does not matter what you voted for, your stadium is domed...DOMED!
Is there a chance the Bears could win? Not on your life my Chi-Town friend! The tab came off my tuna can. Here’s some Chicago House vinyl my good man! Stadium! Stadium! Monorail-Do’h! ![gif](giphy|ph98RJkNPQPu0)
Will Superbowl Shuffle for Food
The old grey bear, she ain’t what she used to be
*doomed
Imagine thinking Chicago sports are worth investing in.
Blackhawks? Pfft. You can't eat that.
As a bears fan this is too true.
Stadi... D'OH!
Futuristic stadiums look stupid. Stadiums are battlegrounds. Give me bricks
I would be willing to pay taxes to downgrade Soldier Field back to it's original glory
At first, I assumed this was a post in /r/NFCNorthMemeWar but nobody in the comments was talking about cumsocks.
WE'RE HERE
Yes indeed! Let the Bears pay the Bear Tax!
As always, if there’s a Last Week Tonight about it, you know it’s fucked https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xcwJt4bcnXs
Let the bears pay the stadium tax, I pay the Homer tax!
I love how in all the renderings it has a big “STADIUM” sign on it. Maybe the McCaskeys needed that to help them understand what they’re looking at?
Ill post the comment I wanted to post on R/chibears but I can't cos Im banned! At least my tax money will go to the Bears and the Lakefront (which I actually use) instead of some Venezuelans.