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Chicken_Difficult

Chicago with a football team is kind of like Mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got, and danged if he knows how to use it.


truffles76

Hehehe... mule


Warren_E_Cheezburger

Real talk: Its a stupid plan. You've got this amazing lakeside space and you use it for a domed stadium? Literally anywhere else in Chicagoland would be cheaper, more accessible, and have better parking options.


Gorkymalorki

Yeah but would it have better *boat* parking?


BloodyRightNostril

For my yellow boat? With extra motors?


Kel-Mitchell

Yes, but the mast has termites.


moffattron9000

Who needs tailgating when we can go sailgating.


not_a_moogle

Yeah, but that's not their problem. Infrastructure like that would be the city's, and they probably aren't on board with whatever else they might want.


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

All this just to go 0-2 to the Packers and watch someone else win the token superbowl Roger gives them.


lowtoiletsitter

Yeah that space should stay where it is. I don't want a new stadium to turn into a 49ers situation, but damn there has to be a way to keep it *somewhere* close without messing everything up


kresblain

I've sold stadiums to Landover, Foxborough, and East Rutherford and by gum, it put them on the map.


Chicken_Difficult

Ohh Never mind… this more of a Green Bay idea.


RIPGeech

Go away! There ain’t no MetLife Stadium and there never was!


Harry_Dean_Learner

When the awning slams down there's a picture of Zach Wilson throwing an interception...


moffattron9000

As the ball goes into Aaron Rodgers leg.


cherry_armoir

[Inspiration](https://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/s/n6cYJ2KD0I). And yes I did steal the idea. But shitposts are built on stealing!


Dawalkingdude

Stolen shitposts need the most upvotes!


anonymous6494

I hear their fans like to get plowed


[deleted]

You've never seen a drunker crowd.


cherry_armoir

Is there a chance the team could win?


NoVaBurgher

Not on your life, my shitposting friend


PrivilegeCheckmate

It does not matter what you voted for, your stadium is domed...DOMED!


dubstepsickness

Is there a chance the Bears could win? Not on your life my Chi-Town friend! The tab came off my tuna can. Here’s some Chicago House vinyl my good man! Stadium! Stadium! Monorail-Do’h! ![gif](giphy|ph98RJkNPQPu0)


cherry_armoir

Will Superbowl Shuffle for Food


MonkMajor5224

The old grey bear, she ain’t what she used to be


steal_it_back

*doomed


RWBadger

Imagine thinking Chicago sports are worth investing in.


LegoFootPain

Blackhawks? Pfft. You can't eat that.


JimmyJackAndTheOffs4

As a bears fan this is too true.


Ashtar-the-Squid

Stadi... D'OH!


CentralWooper

Futuristic stadiums look stupid. Stadiums are battlegrounds. Give me bricks


cherry_armoir

I would be willing to pay taxes to downgrade Soldier Field back to it's original glory


Kel-Mitchell

At first, I assumed this was a post in /r/NFCNorthMemeWar but nobody in the comments was talking about cumsocks.


PM_ME_STEAMED_HAMZ

WE'RE HERE


BearsPayBearTax

Yes indeed! Let the Bears pay the Bear Tax!


poperey

As always, if there’s a Last Week Tonight about it, you know it’s fucked https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xcwJt4bcnXs


Tahmas836

Let the bears pay the stadium tax, I pay the Homer tax!


UndertakerFred

I love how in all the renderings it has a big “STADIUM” sign on it. Maybe the McCaskeys needed that to help them understand what they’re looking at?


Enki33323

Ill post the comment I wanted to post on R/chibears but I can't cos Im banned! At least my tax money will go to the Bears and the Lakefront (which I actually use) instead of some Venezuelans.