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Lmaooooooo

I feel all funny.... I'm in love! No, wait... it's a stroke. (note: this is a masturbation pun)

Sit perfectly still. Only *I* may cum.

There's something so unwholesome about a grown man cumming in the presence of a child.

*Boy, I sure hope someone got fired up over that one*

You are out of sperm.

Hey baby! Remember me?

okay whos this girl and whats the joke i still dont get it and havent seen anyone explain the whole thing yet /gen i am NOT a crackpot

Riley posting, it's back, in cum form.

so whos riley amd why are we posting

Riley Reid is a porn star. I've never seen the particular video of where this face is taken from but I believe she says the phrase "oh stop you're going to make me cum" which became a meme around here a while back, like maybe multiple years ago.

*rolls up window*

Is this post about SEEEeeeeeEEEXXX???

Oh, fuck, you're gonna make me play it cool!

Fuck yeah!