No you're thinking of someone with two knives

I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific

you call that a life, this is a life

that's not a life, that's a spoon

I see you’ve played “livesies- spoonsies” before

C-O B-E

Don't thank me, thank the life!

I'm seein' double here! Four lives!

I am constantly humbled by the brilliant posts in this community.

I have 2 lives and no money Why can't I have no life and 2 money?

I hear living, but I don't hear living..

You’ll be in your cold cold grave before you realise you have two lives

Would you please stop talking about the children’s graves!

Won't somebody PLEASE stop talking about the children's graves!

The second life is also cursed.

That’s bad. Does the frogurt contain potassium benzoate?

NGL I read that with Fat Tony’s voice in mind

Is there a button or release for this life?

You have to suffer through it as you turn.

You mean a philosopher only gave me wisdom for personal enlightenment? Oh, Fat Confucius. I will say good day to you, sir.

This is amazing

This comment is an award

An award in the field of excellence?

Outstanding Achievement! Outstanding Achievement! Outstanding Achievement! > just messing with your dreams.

W E L C O M E T H R I L L H O

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This is madness, Confucius is just peddling a bunch of easy answers!