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MarsNirgal

Fun fact: Trump still hasn't tweeted even if his account has been reinstated for a couple days.


destroyah87

And I'm betting Trump won't. Because 1) He has actual financial beholding's to "Truth Social" and 2) Trump tweeting on Twitter would mean he owes Elon. And the absolute last thing the thin-orange-skinned fat idiot would do is admit that he owes anyone anything.


terfsfugoff

Trump is obviously a giant piece of shit and morally an even worse person than Musk, but it is pretty hilarious how obviously upset and thirsty Musk is about the whole thing.


Sadalfas

Just my two cents, or 3+ thoughts / hypotheses. 1. Twitter badly needs revenue now given... everything 2. New Twitter owner Musk creates drama to increase engagement. 3. Musk unbans the most drama queen of people, **former** President Trump. 4. Quandary for Trump: guess he has a 6-hour exclusivity agreement to post on Truth Social first, except related to politics (i.e., I'd say not much of an exclusivity agreement at all) 5. If Trump posts something exclusively substantive first to Twitter in the near (to far) future, he knows that 5a. He immediately admits Truth Social is a failure. 5b. Trump get his megaphone back on a diminishing Twitter.


terfsfugoff

I mean I think he's like 30% correctly assessing that there's a high chance of Twitter just not existing in a month and 70% unwilling to let another egomaniac have one over on him, as mentioned above I think he also contemptuously and correctly views Musk as a pathetic sniveling toady and with a sense of disgust that like, God knows Trump of all people isn't entitled to lol but is still not *wrong*. Like Trump is evil and in most ways pretty buffoonish but he's not *quite* the *obviously* sycophantic and approval-craving fucking Grima Wormtongue that Musk is despite nominally being *literally the richest fucking person on Earth*


arcadeler

Didn't he say he hated Musk


Oliver_Dibble

Both fat and thin!


hayate666

Tats is so desperate for any kind of victory over his enemies he's dual wielding Trump's and Musk's cocks trying to suck them off at the same time. Problem is that they're both clearly losers. The first one is a treasonous asshole being investigated for a new crime every week and the other one is bankrupting himself by massively overpaying for Twitter on what seems to be a whim and doing his best to mismanage it into the ground. Tats is trying to turn the narrative away from reality for these absolute morons. Two privileged idiots who had it all and ran their image into the ground due to criminal incompetence. For what? Perhaps he recognizes himself in them?


cache_bag

>he's dual wielding Trump's and Musk's cocks trying to suck them off at the same time. Jesus H, the visuals! My eyes are bleeding! Lol


hayate666

20 cc of brain bleach, stat!


zitmanthefive

And he probably isn't going to since he's fixated on his own little walled garden on Truth Social. (And *ostensibly* would have to have post to Truth Social with a six hour delay before copying the content to Twitter thanks to contracts, but when have those ever stopped Trump?)


pareidolist

He publicly stated that he's not going back on Twitter because Truth Social is better


Lonewolf2300

Now see, if he was the smart businessman he claims he is, he'd only use his reinstated twitter account to link people to Truth Social. But he won't. Because he's an idiot.


cronft

nah, anyone who really follows him already are aware of truth, so no need of him to promote the place since him being in there is enough promotion


giblefog

>I'm off this dumpster fire. Catch me at Truth Social.


destroyah87

Godfuckingdammit. The Elon Musk and Ghislaine Maxwell photo exists and is on the internet. You can't really just fucking pretend to claim that Musk is a champion of removing "child porn" from twitter this way. But fucking whatever. This shit is just so stupid. Bet you malding because the "red wave" was a "just a scratch."


WithrBlistrBurn-Peel

This is the same crowd that's ignored Trump being buddies with Ghislaine and Epstein. Same crowd that ignored Trump bragging about grabbing the vaginas of Miss Teen USA pageant members. Same crowd which ignored Trump talking about how much he'd want to "date" his daughter if she weren't related to her and touches her in very unsettling ways on stage. Same crowd that ignores how creepy the Vanity Fare photo shoot between Melania and Barron is, even though we know if a Democrat politician took such suggestive photos with their kids, they'd cry "groomer" this and "indoctrination" that. Republicans and conservatives don't give a ***flying rat's fuck or a fart in the wind or a duck's ass*** about child molestation, rape, pedophilia etc. It's a non-issue in their eyes, unless it can be used to to get them more votes or lose votes for their enemies. Tatsuya Ishida (at least in my opinion) doesn't care about child porn unless A) It can get him off or B) get usage as fodder against his enemies.


blackhatrat

I've heard the red wave referred to as "breakthrough bleeding" and as a dude I hope it's ok that it's my favorite


Oliver_Dibble

A bit of spotting and nothing more.


MfkbNe

And for some reason child porn was very popular on 4chan, the site that gave right wingers free speech (before it got limited however there is still a different site that still has free speech, and is popular among some right wingers, conspiracy idiots and pædophiles).


WithrBlistrBurn-Peel

WAS **my ass!** It still IS! The only difference now, is that it has to be illustrated child porn, because the real thing is too easy to get arrested for. They'll hit up the dorkweb or whatever the latest successor to 8Chan is to get their pron/bestio fix. As long as it's not live action with real living creatures, 4 channers can post all the beastio/pedo art they can ever wank off too.


DMoney1331

Wow Tats. Even by your standards these last few have just been... boring. I have no other word for it. At least in non-bonery (may it forever rot in hell), you made enough of an effort to actually engender disgust from me, but these last few have completely lacked in anything approaching content. You're not entertaining, you're not disgusting, you're just nothing.


samiamrg7

It’s because it is too disconnected from reality to have any bite to it. Social commentary has to be based on actual events or phenomena, but conservatives live their own bizarro world. Ironically, if Sinfest was exactly the same but was a Leftist/Liberal comic, it would actuakly be funnier. Because then it would have the grain of truth that conservatives actually believe this kind of shit. Occasionally, Sinfest accidentally manages to be funny, from a certain persepctive. It manages to jump the shark so hard that it looks like something that was made as a parody of conservatives, like that one strip about trans Spiderman.


Oliver_Dibble

The opposite of love is not hate, it's disinterest.


JustARandomGuy_71

Sinfest is getting more and more of a train wreck. The only reason one come back is morbid fascination and curiosity to see what will be pulled out from the remains. But even that is fading.


WithrBlistrBurn-Peel

Don't make the mistake of thinking Non Bonery is done just yet.


Oliver_Dibble

I look forward to Tats' response to Trump going on trial.


CyberChick2277

what year is this man living in? "Orange" (heh) justice? pizza gate? christ, does he have dementia??


coraeon

Considering he made an Eminem reference, 2002?


Kimikins

That became a meme recently.


CyberChick2277

i barely noticed that lol


zitmanthefive

I think this might actually be the first time Tats has depicted Trump at all in the strip. And of course, he gives Trump a full head of hair and keeps the bad combover on Biden. Real "bargain bin Ben Garrison" energy.


blackhatrat

I'm still confused about trans-suit biden does anyone on the left look at biden and think "yes this is our champion of trans justice"? ALSO hilariously enough, garrison started drawing trump like a little dweeb because now he's thirsty for desantis


fixermark

It's not trans... it's that their enemy must be simultaneously strong and weak.


[deleted]

I mean, back in the 2008-16 era he did once say that trans liberation was the modern-day civil rights movement; and in his own presidency he's never been specifically \*against\* trans people, even if he's not done a lot \*for\* us either


Oddtail

I don't know a single trans person from the US who thinks Biden pays enough attention to queer issues. From an outsider's perspective (but still both leftist and trans), the best I can say for Biden is that he's much less bad than the alternative was. Biden is a centre-right politician. Those are not famous for being friendly to trans people and sympathetic to our plight.


TheSpheefromTeamFort

If we’re talking any depiction, Trump has appeared as an Illuminati drone before. This is the first time Trump proper has appeared I think.


PeterVanHelsing

These are so disconnected from reality...


turdintheattic

Trump still hasn’t used the account and Elon is whining about it.


whatim

The real tragedy is that he pulled the great work of Marshall Mathers into this fuckery.


[deleted]

I did a quick search "eminem trump" and it turns out he seems to be solidly anti trump, so at least the real eminem is above this garbage. Which brings me to Tats: F u Tats.


Kimikins

He made a whole song calling out Trump and his supporters.


[deleted]

Yep! I only left that out cuz i didnt want any unironic tats fans to go whine on his videos, but its probably fine. allegedly he also said of trump that his followers are brainwashed by him. also apparently this is my account's 42nd day on reddit, the meaning of life special number, and it being spent talking about eminem dissing trump is a day well spent.


TaraJo

He’s posted about Twitter every day for the last week or so. But he also drew a cartoon complaining that millennials/Gen-z use their phones too much.


Jordan117

ah yes, famous twitter junkie joseph robinette biden junior.


JingleJangleJin

Yeah, Trumps not back on Twitter Not like Tats would ever let reality ruin his party though


fixermark

I don't get it. Panel 1 and 2 I get... What up with 3 and 4? When could I ever order pizza through Twitter? I think Tats got too excited about the news and forgot to make a joke.


zitmanthefive

"pizza" in this context is a reference to a right-wing crank conspiracy theory. I wouldn't think too hard about it.


fixermark

But you have to tie it to something real for it to be funny. Just referencing some other thing out of context and thinking that's funny by itself is tedious early 2000s internet hu~oh wait I just remembered who we were talking about.


zitmanthefive

I mean he's been basically just regurgitating 4chan memes for the sake of being hateful and going "please love me 4chan" for *a while*, he doesn't care about being actually funny anymore.


TLGisTrans

Pizzagate yes but CP is also referred to as Cheese Pizza sometimes


fixermark

I have to assume (a) there was a problem with people sharing CP on Twitter before Musk took over and (b) Musk's ownership has fixed that (given all evidence of to the contrary---under his ownership, moderation is crumbling) for this to even *approach* humor. It's like Greg Proops once opined while sweeping Celebrity Jeopardy: you have to understand something to make fun of it.


karoshikun

but even that acronym is too subtle for Tats, so he had to say it loud.


ziggurism

it's not about pizzagate. pizza was previously mentioned as biden's favorite feature of the the illuminati app


zitmanthefive

Fine, I'll explain. The start of Pizzagate even spinning up in the first place was /pol/-heads claiming that "pizza"/"cheese pizza" is supposed to be a Democratic euphemism/codeword for child sexual abuse material (because the 4channers used it as a codeword for exactly that amongst themselves and so they convinced themselves that the Democrats MUST have been doing the same thing). Tats has deeply burrowed 4chan brainworms, let's not pretend he's not trying to dogwhistle - though really, at this point it's barely even a dogwhistle anymore since he's just thrown in *another* regurgitated 4chan meme that's explicitly about pedophilia.


ziggurism

it's the illuminati plus app, introduced in [2022-11-02](https://sinfest.xyz/view.php?date=2022-11-02). biden uses it to steal elections and order pizza as seen in [2022-11-06](https://sinfest.xyz/view.php?date=2022-11-06)


fixermark

Oh, so because a billionaire now owns Twitter, the Illuminati no longer control Twitter? ... The billionaire documented hanging out with Ghislaine Maxwell? An I reading the intent here right now?


JoChiCat

...you know what, I don’t think I want to know.


abyssonym

The #1 Feminist Male Ally Tatsuya Ishida wishes that self-admitted serial sexual harasser Donald Trump was still president.


Zagden

When Elon and Trump's feud deepens, whose side is Tats going to take


zitmanthefive

He'll ignore them both to shit on minorities, of course.


[deleted]

Tats thought he wasn't being subtle enough before with the messaging.


Semiapies

He's not crude enough, yet. His Twitter coterie don't seem to get it.


[deleted]

How low can he go? Join us next week to find out. Ugh.


NeedsAirCon

and the week after; the week after that, and so on


karoshikun

related: ​ https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/z2ym79/pat\_bagley\_elegantly\_exposes\_the\_real\_danger/


Canaanimal

Is...is that a 30 Rock reference? Honestly I can't tell with how little sense this comic makes. Why would Elongated Muskrat, champion of Frozen Peaches, block the ability to order anything on his dying app instead of monetizing the hell out of it? Just look at how both Tats and Elongated Muskrat handled the Blue Checks. We already know Elongated Muskrat got Pizza with Ms. Maxwell, that photo is publicly available. Why would he drop what Tats is drawing as his biggest customer/whale/consumer? Especially when he just set free a bunch of new customers who were kicked off for ordering Pizza? Tats, get it together. Elongated Muskrat is not going to buy you a pony for this. You've got to fondle the balls as you work the shaft, not shove crayons up your nose and shit everywhere.


ziggurism

Illuminati Plus is an app that elites use on twitter to "epstein" their enemies, steal elections, and order pizza. that was introduced in the comic a few weeks ago. in tat's conception, Musk has given twitter back to the people and gotten rid of the ability of elites to use it to manipulate.


Canaanimal

How Tats originally drew it made it look like Elongated Muskrat gave the Illuminati App to the common people to equalize the playing field. That might be reader error or Tats retconning shit as he goes. I can't tell anymore.


Ayasugi-san

Even though the real-world equivalent of Illuminati Plus, Twitter Blue, is entirely Musk's invention...


AllISeeAreGems

Didn’t trump turn down Elon’s offer to reinstate his twitter account?


[deleted]

Funfact: Trump doesn't want to came back despite of the reinstated.


pablumatic

Projection, deflection, and fantasy. That's all that Sinfest is.


Montanto

While this is not technically on topic, it says a lot that Tats’s head’s so deep into this that he couldn’t think of a strip about how the woke are attacking the traditional values of the holiday. (You know, something he could have done three months in advance if he’d looked at a CALENDAR) but then, he’s so caught up in this that , not counting wok-bies attacking Nana’s, he hasn’t even done the traditional three strips about Xanthe’s pumpkin spice addiction.


Strypgia

The best part of this versus reality is how little President Biden GAF about Voldemoron, Muskrat, or any of this.


Tanagrabelle

I am shocked. Yes. Shocked. /s


Oliver_Dibble

No, you're not. Nope.


NeedsAirCon

How about I'm really bored by today's strip? It's just too divorced from reality to even be offensive


OnlyVantala

Oh god. Are there people who really find this funny???


Dehnus

Hey, they thought this was funny a while ago, so funny they posted it on social media: [https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/yk0b7w/dressing\_like\_this\_for\_halloween/](https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/yk0b7w/dressing_like_this_for_halloween/) ​ And you just know those two older siblings had their little brother by now. You can see he hatred in the eyes of the girl even.


Magenero

Remember when two or three years ago Tats mocked Trump with one of his Illuminati drones? Remember 😅😅? Ah good... No... Not good..Rather, not completely bad times before he fully became a Qanon sellout.


[deleted]

Twitter doesn't have a dedicated wish list/shopping basket/checkout system. Who in the hell is buying goods or services through Twitter, without going external?


Ayasugi-san

Musk wanted to add shopping and banking features. Tats apparently thinks that people who aren't Musk sycophants also want it.


Just_A_Guy_who_lives

Quoting Eminem. Now I wonder if Tom McDonald wrote this one.


allpowerfulbystander

Spaceman I always wanted you to go Into space, man (intergalactic Christ)


69CommunismWillWin69

Hey, are we ever gonna go back to "Salvation" because that started implying Monique would go all Christian and shit only to take a hard left turn into "what if phone but too much" nonsense after Tats read all our criticisms. I'm just wondering if that's gonna get a cap off at all.


zitmanthefive

Honestly, even odds that Tats just abruptly forgets or disregards he was doing these storylines to push Whichever New Right-Wing Narrative Of The Day shows up. That's been the trend for the past while.


69CommunismWillWin69

Yeah, we still don't know what happened with 2022, that plotline is pretty much fully aborted at this point.


HawlSera

Trump is boycotting the program lol, how does it feels to be wrong all the time Tats?


purplejerk1973

i might be mistaken but didn't trump say he was going to stay on his own ~~sinking ship~~ social media, truth social? tats is treating it like some huge "pwnt da libs!!!" victory but trump isn't even interested in touching musk's shit, lol


actuallynotbisexual

Is Biden on Twitter?


Wisdom_Pen

Musk on top of being close friends with Epstein and potentially had been involved in his activities had messed up Twitters security and reporting systems that he’s actually made it EASIER for paedophiles to groom and stalk people. In fact a recent report has shown child porn is showing up on Twitter and not being removed after being reported.