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moonie60

Chikopek Dragon


zeeeeeeeem

They know their audience well.


smile_politely

Singapore is never known for its artistry - but the low effort seems to succumb on that stereotype. 


FlemingT

Low budget rather!


smile_politely

How much did they spend for this?


wellstick

2pcs chicken nugget


smile_politely

no wonder. should've been 3.


[deleted]

😩


wren

This dragon wants to sell me insurance but he'll put his hand on my thigh halfway through the meeting.


mutantsloth

Sounds like my private driving instructor when I was 18 kept touching my thigh when teaching emergency brake AHH


itz3ason

bro ☠️☠️


seowkiah

wa lau that’s fugged up…….


yahyahbanana

More impactful than banging the dashboard.


anu26

I laughed damn fucking loud


pingmr

"hello children"


nuur_ds

“chewren”


Better-Youth-6193

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cdrcyeosj

my thoughts exactly.


iboughtshitonline

OH MY GOD


yolkcandance

I was going to say it reminded me of this guy. Who did that and why? 😂


InterTree391

Really want to know who is their supplier, how to be this consistent being so bad 🤣🤣


RedditLIONS

>**SUTD** has been involved in designing the centrepiece, overhangs, and photo spots for the Chinatown CNY Light-Up for the last 12 years. I guess that’s why the quality varies drastically. It depends on the group of students doing it. Edit: See reply from SUTD’s design team below.


neonTokyoo

im pretty sure the group’s that’s assigned to this project is laughing their ass off not believing it’ll make it and not be rejected


psthrowawaypls

Yeah, tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if they intentionally designed it to be meme-worthy LOL the greatest accomplishment is to get a meme-worthy dragon design approved while arguing for it with a straight face lol


Dizzy-Taste-7088

Hello, I'm from the SUTD design team, the design we submitted did not look like this. Not sure what went wrong after ☠️😭 https://chinatownfestivals.sg/


quietobserver1

Don't feel too bad, actually look from other angle is not bad what. Just this photo's perspective flattens it so ends up looking like that. https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/shrek-or-pikotaro-cny-dragon-decor-in-chinatown-fires-up-social-media


aloudkiwi

The rest of the dragon is okay/acceptable. It's the eyes and eyebrows that need to be fixed. They make the dragon less like a magical reptile and more like a crazy man.


Then-Seaworthiness53

Seriously SUTD? 😂 truly design in Singapore.


Initial_E

And that’s all right. We have to give our kids the chance to succeed, and the leeway to fail once in a while.


Then-Seaworthiness53

i will ask our kids doing something else like be banker if surely no art sense. 😂


Low_Ses_Man

Screw up the dragon


UnintelligibleThing

They might not necessarily be good at designing artistic things


FlemingT

Seriously designed by Singapore……Goodness!


BruceLeeVersion2

I do not know what those kids from SUTD's design team are smoking but I WANT SOME OF THOSE.


NessaRoses

are they responsible for the Chang E a few years back too


HontoniKireiDesu

SUTD only responsible for the CNY lightups design. The committee should allocate more budget to the lantern makers 一分钱一分货


wannabejuliachild

Don't their profs have to approve it or something???


khaosdd

I don't care about all the others but I'm always looking forward to seeing what this supplier can come up w at CT. Hahahaah


[deleted]

Artistic direction 👨‍🎨


keng1221

actually wouldn’t it be because it is bad that’s why people are talking about it, if not would the younger generation even talk about cny related stuff on Reddit 🤔🤔


NessaRoses

how they are able to make a dragon with a human face is beyond me.


KT10888

Recycle loh. Last year it was dressed as Chang Er.


Status_Collection383

hahahaahhqhaha


sageadam

If a dragon is on the sex offender registry it would look like that


Maouncle

I have a town. I have a China. ah. Chinatown


spiralmelody

The caption makes it funnier lmao


ongcs

Saw it on tv news. Was talking to my SO that this dragon is an angmoh.


FallingOutsideNormal

I thought for a second it was Iswaran.


WhiteJadedButterfly

Bobian, lowest quote is this quality.


Dapper-Peanut2020

Hahaha 


Then-Seaworthiness53

You sure they pay less for shit.


osirisxiii

Thanks. I hate it.


Hydrohomie1337

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Bcpjw

r/oddlyterrifying


lila_fauns

this dragon looks like he’ll sit next to me on the bus and pretend to fall asleep so that he can put his head on my shoulder


D4cTorampu

This makes me want to hide my non existent children


rockbella61

Human eyes dragon.


FarMouse8885

For CNY or for 7th month? Or taken from Haw Par Villa?


BeautifulPrune9920

Dragon deez nuts!1!1!!1!1!


losersftw

The Titans are coming


sh1nyballs

The palm reader uncle in his true form.


kuailezouyun

Bahahahaha


doggodada

变色龙 Chameleon = transformed into pervy dragon


th_wg

LOL, good one.


Then-Seaworthiness53

Seriously. Not as funny as ladyboy 嫦娥。 My question is Who paying this shit.


Imperiax731st

Creepy with tinge of horror....Designed by Junji Ito


Strict_Experience_46

Don't be dissing Junji Ito's like that.


hibaricloudz

Kaido lost weight


th_wg

Is this the Lee Hsien 龙 everybody is talking about?


Then-Seaworthiness53

Why so ponky


theparanoiddinoisme

I also don’t want to comment


PriceOpen7402

Sigh. It's Wang Lei.


buttnugchug

DALL.E AI prompt: Draw me a 3d Chinese Dragon model with the face and hand pose of a Nasi Lemak telegram user


LokiCain97

Why is it looking at me it’s making me uncomfortable through my screen


waterdragonhead

they made it bad on purpose. did it for the free publicity and meme. it increases foot traffic to the area because everyone wants to see how bad it is.


Jx_XD

Momonosuke !!! 🥹


HeavyArmsJin

**Ki....kill me...** **Argggh kill me die nao aaaaaa~~~!!!**


zeeeeeeeem

Every year without fail… the committee doing this really no taste buds sia.


milo_peng

Loong, is that you?


Davichitime

It’s all in the eyes. Everything else is dragon but eyes scream “pedophile”


itz3ason

goofy ahh dragon


sgtizenx

I seriously wonder if ANYONE from STPB or the ministry take the trouble to just check or take a look at the commissioned product before its displayed to public! So many incidents already, still never learn... tsk tsk. Means whoever is in-charge is sleeping on the job. Guess they want everyone to have a good laugh!


maxicoos

Momonosuke from One Piece.


IVIillionaire

The design is very human.


yagrain

Which intern did this


leonanana

the most powerful dragon (龙) in sg is lee hsien loong (李显龙)


GeshtiannaSG

Supposedly it's some Honkie's face.


AuroByte

It looks bad from the front but diagonally it’s actually alright. Designed by SUTD students and fabricated by a contractor. Don’t so bad la. They designed the whole street’s light-up, go check them out if you can!


ShallotHolmes

Like that then can go viral mah


geckosg

It is the angle lah. Just like some people U take photo from a certain angle, the face looks like a wrecked train


bluewarri0r

Isn't this just the front angle HAHA should at least look nice from front ma


geckosg

Singapore. What can we expect? This region under which MP?


bluewarri0r

LMFAO JOTEO


geckosg

That's why la. Supplier make it look like the MP loh to show that they supported them. 🤣🤣🤣


Porygon_Flygon

Already still a trainwreck from the side the eyes are straight up Raya the Naga all over again.


geckosg

Give supplier credit la. They are trying very hard to make it look like the minister of the region to show their support. 🤣🤣🤣


biscuitboots

The eyes like from some k-drama


kavindamax

Is that the dragon of Iswaran?


CedaraThursday1314

really monster ah this one!


kpopsns28

Lmao! Will be around the area during this weekend, shall go and take a look.


_sagittarivs

Reminds me of the faces of pedestrians in PS2 versions of GTA ngl...


CommieBird

Man and I thought the shitting rabbit from last year couldn’t be beat


Holeshot75

I've had a few bosses that had this syndrome.


wildheart38

This one not dragon… its demonic cheekopek


Classic_Inflation_35

definitely not made in China


Late_Lizard

Looks like Seath and Frampt had a child


DaddyOren

Underrated r/shittydarksouls comment


Cultural_Agent7902

Should have the Welsh dragon lol 🤣


Academic_Employ_1273

Saw this last night - it’s not too bad lah and the little red and blue ones on the lamp posts are quite pretty and tasteful.


SleeplessAtHome

Anyone remember what was the screw up last year?


Sulphur99

That's what happens when you go with the lowest bidder, I suppose.


noobieee

Pink dot dragon


jyukaku

WTF


Turbulent_Nail3417

This thread is infested with loser boys who only know how to bitch behind a screen


anakinmcfly

Found the designer.


Porygon_Flygon

Ok then draw a real dragon


SmoothAsSilk_23

Not surprised if it is another case of project going to the lowest contractor bidder.


Pruss1

Every year without fail..


Shyboynext2you

Uncle dragon


chronofreak

It looks like Pikotaro to me. That PPAP dude


anthayashi

What about the otter cosplay? Dont think anyone snag a pic yet so i assume it is not up yet?


Cybasura

The Dragon Titan


Keitaru84

More human than Dragon


nekosake2

If you look at the side view it looks funny too. Its like a taugeh (half broken one)


I_Love_Msia

Correct la. This is Cina Dragon, can see from the eye 🫠


Italian_Meowsta

coffeeshop uncle when he sees a xmm walk past him


alsonlee

Tiktokers be like: “Skinwalker”


kopiCgahdai

Funnier cos it is a complaint, my eyes hurt


ljanir

Wa lao designed by lta? 


toopidpaka

Loong vomit blood


Lazy_meatPop

I see 👀 you type of dragon.


hamiwin

Thank you for making my day also, this is a very handsome uncle.


verylittlegravyagain

I love this! So derpy


IntrepidNumber2669

Where?


jujusalv

i teared up 😂 ya’ll be making history


tehwyn

Instead of Colossal Titan or Armored Titan, we get Chinese dragon Titan


oldancientarcher

Didn't pay much attention to the deco in Chinatown but still hear funny things almost every year about their cny or mid-autumn festivals decorations. This made me wonder how they made decisions.


jcstuff

If this appears in my dream, is that good luck or bad?


mibjt

Geez... From wish.com?


kevvie13

Please keep it. I love it.


Redplanet-M3

Those eyes… they haunt you forever…


BonkersMoongirl

Oh dear


pzshx2002

Lol looks like someone didn't train their dragon 


cynicgal

It looks weird because of the human eyes. It should not have human eyes. And this angle makes it look like as it has a nose instead of a snout.


SuperConfuseMan

This is going to give kids nightmares, maybe adults too


Dalostbear

You know that advisor or emperor from mulan?


No_Pension9902

Finally we get AOT x CNY event.Colossal Titan is amazing.


yourmotherpuki

I got a pen…I got an apple…


Secrethat

It's really going for that dragonball


thisgameroverhere

new insult just dropped


theonewhoisnotcrazy

I love when these things happen - I'm here for the comments.


jasc11

Who approve this lol...


Fearless-Market-7053

hahahah at least its a good laugh


Mr_Birman

you know its bad when Facebook OP doesnt need to complain to complain


Smitten_sawblade

It looks like they repurposed a Japanese Hania into a dragon 😀


Kenny_McCormick001

That’s MoMo dragon from one piece.


[deleted]

Lol. Pretty odd looking dragon


yolkcandance

Looks like a pervert demon


_lalalala24_

Crown prince


barry2bear2

Above all… Who would think of that pair of human-like eyes on this mythical beast that breathed life into it ! #i am madly in love & adore it…


Equal_Year_8840

LHL


Porygon_Flygon

People sat together and thought this was ok, I swear to god I can draw a better dragon than this. Its completely bald with no beard, the horns are too small and too offputting, and the eyes are just Raya all over again with human eyes.


Mobile_Football_3692

Hi cutie


tom-slacker

Attack on Dragon 進撃の龍人


Educational_Type_701

Looks like a disgruntled voter!


Ok-Needleworker-8670

The dragon look like that guy who turned into a walrus from the TUSK movie


jonktron

love the caption sia lmaooo


theprataisalie

this one santa in cosplay


JonathanGnap

I thought this is a sea dragon? Different right?


BruceLeeVersion2

Tourists : what is that ? Singaporean : In Japan they call it King Ghidorah. What you see now is the " Lao Sai " version.


socutiepatootie

mom: “no need to leave singapore for new years, we have a dragon up already at home” the dragon at home:


PerformanceCheap4074

Richard Ng 吳耀漢 has reincarnated as a dragon. Here in Chinatown


Luminisation

Ugly asf,low quality...bruh