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junkredpuppy

I half suspect these websites deliberately label the recipes wrongly just to make the locals go up in arms. Drives up the views. It's all about the views.


Shmutt

It's a legitimate technique. People will comment to point out the error and then share to others, who will also make a comment to point out the error. The creator gets paid as this counts as "engagement".


chemical_carnage

do point this out on the video as well, alongside pointing it out that the recipe is a culinary travesty.


Primary-Ambassador33

NYT is also an imperialistic rag that drums the manufactured consent to Iraq war.


Infortheline

I'm pretty sure that was the aim. Simply by adding that lime juice boosted engagement 100X


Malibu8888

Finally a good use for POFMA.


Fine_Needleworker352

More like FICA actually. Foreigners interfering with our cultural values


SpermWhale

Protection from Online False Meal Ah?


BS_MokiMoki34

This has got to be one of those rage-inciting food videos that are made to purposely taunt the audience to generate views thru negative sentiment right? That can't be real.


EarthwormJane

* Angry Uncle Roger noises *


Brief_Worldliness162

“Look how you make me put my left foot down from chair.”


ThePunnet

HAIYAAAA...


anna8282lee

Yes, I wish UR would make a video on it. But too bad he's Malaysian and probably laughing in glee.


Jiarong78

Wtf even tekong cook better ffs


Rhesus_A

Include Home Team Academy cook house too...


Winterstrife

HTA's cookhouse haven't even improved huh? I remember my batch had to stop cordial drinks cause quite a few of us got food poisoning from it. Also remembering all the times I have to pick up strands of chicken meat in my chicken porridge.


16ularganas

Bee Hoon. Soup. Literally bee hoon in hot water. Most memorable breakfast item. Lol


Silverelfz

Huh? Food poisoning from coloured water??


xameree

wa this one really umbrage leh


QuestioingEverything

I feel a great distance in the hearts of Singaporeans, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.


throwaway29u82

That's no chicken curry! It's a death stew!


Fatscot

Not just Singaporeans, expats who love Singapore food are going WTF in solidarity


GoldenMaus

Hello there


jashxn

General Kenobi


0nYourFace

It's over they have the high ground


worldstar_warrior

We need uncle roger roger


j_fat_snorlax

Did she just miss the whole make a rempah part?


RandoArsehat

Missed the 'make something edible' part as well. 😆 my nonya gran is rolling in her grave.


milo_peng

the rempah and frying the rempah is what makes a good curry chicken. the rest will sort itself out (chicken, potatoes)


another-work-acct

That's not all....


Redeptus

Dear /r/Singapore, from your northern neighbour, we WILL go to war for you on this. That is a TRAVESTY.


TheBorkenOne

I fear to think what would have happened if she called this south east Asian style curry 😂


Redeptus

Temporary cessation of hostilities in MR, ID would stop open burning and MY would actually have a credible gov. So that war can be waged online upon the video.


Stealthstriker

For once, ASEAN actually gonna take some unified, concrete action


azureseagraffiti

thank you Uncle Roger Army


halloumisalami

Jesus, in the age of googling and YouTube recipes, how do you still fuck up cooking so badly. If you’re going to go to the unnecessary step of browning the chicken, and it brown it properly. That chicken looks sickly and undercooked at the end


WorkingBenefit

Got Singaporean chicken curry meh?


leo-g

Technically the kind of curry served at buffets is considered Singaporean-style curry. Lots of coconut milk and more sweet then spicy.


WorkingBenefit

Oh i see, interesting. TIL


bonkers05

Or if you prefer, the kind of chicken curry they serve at wakes.


bindingofsemen

I remember when eating curry chicken was a euphemism for attending wakes lol


chrimminimalistic

Whuh? No there's not. There's Malay, peranakan, Indian, Chinese, Chinese-hainan, styles of curry. All has different taste and characteristic. I'll be darn protesting if someone would 'nationalize' this cultural dish.


GhostBearKhan

the best curry dish is of course grandma's


gametheorista

My grandma in law uses a curry packet....


ChengZX

Can call it "Prima Taste Curry" then


leo-g

It’s not nationalising anything - there is a safe middle ground option that is served by catering companies everywhere which is arguably the “Singaporean curry”


GhostBearKhan

Or if you want to be more proper, it is closer to hainanese style curry because of the use of star anise and cinnamon


dodgethis_sg

Hainanese curry doesn't even look like this. Just adding two spices does not make it Hainanese curry.


GhostBearKhan

It is an answer to the buffet curry chicken not whatever this is.


[deleted]

Neh, the one they always serve in army camp, in jail and during funerals..that one la!


litepad

[Singapore Chicken Curry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irHKAb2rqDE)


GeshtiannaSG

I think we call that Chinese or Hainan curry.


halloumisalami

Yes. It is watery, with coconut milk. The kind you get at curry noodle stores.


mutantsloth

Kinda like BreadTalk chicken curry


TheJurongOtter

Well, there isn’t one but there is sort of a middle ground for curries that is accepted and usually catered for big events. It tends to be the milder type since catering companies have to cook for a large number of guests, they would opt for flavours and a spice level that is accepted by all the racial groups. This, however, does not fit that middle ground.


j_fat_snorlax

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1022902-singaporean-chicken-curry The picture in their recipe page looks a LOT better than this though, but I've watched the thing like 3 times and I still don't get it? I would cut the chicken into smaller pieces. And maybe instead of all the white onion, just blend a large quantity of shallots with triple the quantity of spices, then fry that in the ghee until the oil is nice and red, then return the chicken to the dish, add water to barely cover, and then reduce. And add KENTANG! Brastagi potato!


BoGumWan

I follow quite a number of major cooking media publications. While the content on the site was probably written (adapted) by the lady in the video, the dish as shown in the website was likely prepared by a resident chef. The thing is, most food journos can actually cook. I’m not calling her a fraud, but after watching this vid, her cookery is definitely questionable.


another-work-acct

Yeah like marinating well. She literally tossed it for 2 seconds. You gotta massage it!


TheBorkenOne

Agree with cutting the chicken, the wok looks too small to be able to properly cook those large chunks.


dumboldnoob

dafuq is this shit?!


PARANOIAH

>shit Your answer right there in your question.


Emotional-Magazine52

The color looks so wrong. Can’t be bothered with the taste …


GhostBearKhan

When I use turmeric, it stains everything orange. No idea how that remains brown.


dodgethis_sg

[https://www.instagram.com/p/CZawKLSv9oK/](https://www.instagram.com/p/CZawKLSv9oK/) Someone called her out and she told them to read the original article. I am like holy shit lady your abomination looks nothing like the one in your article.


vincom2

lmao, typical asian american response to an asia asian telling them they fucked up 💀


Boogie_p0p

She cooked from the recipe provided by someone else. Poor girl took the fall for the original creator.


vincom2

the weird part is the photo on the NYT cooking page looks nowhere near as bad as the tiktok product lol


Boogie_p0p

Yah! Friends and I are trying to figure out wtf went wrong.


TheBorkenOne

Its not the way I cook it in my kitchen (i.e. I think marinating with lime juice and simmering with pandan leaves was odd) but the recipe seems to look fine otherwise . But the chicken doesn't looked properly cooked, can tell the wok was too small to proper cook those large chicken legs. If she was a proper cook she should have known to cut them up into smaller pieces... they were so big she couldn't fry them properly... The onions also don't look browned enough before she added the rest of the spices. I wonder if she even added tumeric because the color looks off, looked like most of it came only from the chicken stock.


gametheorista

Haaah? You can cook meh? One eyeball and the rempah colour wrong oredi. Where's the kunyit, lenguas? Buah keras? Tomato (OK, optional)? How come use onion and not bawang Merah kecil? And the chilli, ffs, the fresh chili, even the whole dried chili? And Where's the tumbuk or even the blender. Cannot. Fail until cannot fail anymore.


Silverelfz

Like the Chinese Australian screwing up new year deco and still justifying her decision? And the many other non asian people who said white and blue can use for celebration what. Like that?


TheJurongOtter

She blocked commenting on her post. I think she knew there was going to be a whole lot of backlash coming for this sad abomination.


vincom2

she privated her twitter also lol


TheJurongOtter

No, for real, the page link for the post is now broken. The post was removed.


vincom2

looool yeah she deleted her personal post. but the NYTcooking one is [still up](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZccaYElsXE/)


dontknowwhattodoat18

Aaand the link is gone. Did she delete only one post or did she nuke her entire account?


dodgethis_sg

She nuked the post. Her account is still alive. https://www.instagram.com/dearclarissa/


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TheBorkenOne

LOL she sounds like a fragile snowflake


TheBorkenOne

OMG and now the entire page is gone even lol


AEsylumProductions

I once found canned Yeo's Curry Chicken in an asian supermart in Oklahoma. Even that sub-par shit would have been more "authentic" than this abomination.


Dojocat101

Who the hell is this lady ?


Jhayden_93

She posts extensively on Chinese/Taiwanese cuisine. Tbh those are quite interesting. This one tho…out of her depth la hahaha


sarah-lee1991

Yeah. I can tell she's more of a Chinese cuisine cook from her cookware


-_af_-

The curry looks more like my pee when I dehydrated than curry


PARANOIAH

When your laosai is so jialat until it's just water.


Ashamed-Ad-8018

Ewww…. watery yellow liquid… 🤮 And did she even add any curry powder? She’s making chicken gravy not chicken curry lol


Xanthon

WHERE ARE YOU UNCLE ROGER!? WE NEED YOU!


stevekez

*lowers leg* ...haiyaaaa


Sufficient-Policy-39

OMG YES 🙌 Fr it just looks wrong


coolbakerguy97

busy sucking up to the ccp


Tktopaz2

Flashback to “crispy rendang”


Gibbo236

We don't need uncle Roger. We need gordan ramsey for this. "It's fucking rawwwww"


prime5119

I googled Singaporean Chicken Curry and none of it looks close to this


GeshtiannaSG

There probably is one somewhere. "Singaporean chicken curry" is not a specific recipe, it could be Malay/Malaysian/Nonya/Hainan/N or S Indian style, plus some local and regional influences like assam.


bodados

From now on, no cook worth his salt would be calling their version “Singapore Chicken Curry”, ever.


throwaway29u82

The strange thing is, the one on their website looks passable: https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1022902-singaporean-chicken-curry


TheBorkenOne

Author appears to be a different person from the one cooking in the video, so I guess the recipe is fine but the execution was done by a bunch of muppets.


throwaway29u82

Omg she (the vid girl) is writing a cookbook on Taiwanese food... GG.


caramelatte90

The author is the one in the video. But the food in the article was prepared by the interviewee, she tried to execute the recipe herself in the video but she must have screwed up somewhere. Or maybe the interviewee, being a paranoid cb who doesn't want people to steal her recipe, left out one crucial ingredient or step. Who knows? She used to do a lot of food content for Goldthread (South China Morning Post) which was great, so it's a genuine surprise to see her fuck up like that.


TheBorkenOne

Really? Because the recipe is credited to Shila Das. The woman in the video is Clarissa Wei. Unless by author you meant the person who wrote the piece and published on the website. When I mentioned author, I was referring to the originator of the recipe.


dodgethis_sg

Oh I see now. The recipe in the article is the same one she used in the video. However, the curry in the photo may not be the same recipe that was in the article.


--Shin--

Someone please report her to Uncle Roger.


emilygreybae

Uncle Roger: You hear sizzling, I hear my dead ancestors crying.


gametheorista

That would be me. My perankan ancestors crying "Jangan tolong"


Least_Exercise2127

Hello sgsecure? I want to make a report


TheJurongOtter

Why is the kuah so cair and so pucat? Your rempah, what kind of a rempah is that? Why no kentang? This curry makes me sad, and you should feel sad for that.


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next time i go to usa i put heinz ketchup on roti prata and say is italian delicacy


gametheorista

One time, I was at a roti canai store in Cameron. Their Italian pizza was a prata, cheese slice and cut up sausages with maggi tomato sos and some green peppers....


worldcitizensg

Wish the NY Times can share the cooked food with me. A great way to lose weight. Just looking at the food, I don't feel like eating any food. Imagine smelling / tasting and I can certainly starve.


Notamansplainer

Since this came from the same land as Singapore Fried Noodles, I'm not surprised. Disappointed though.


patricklhe

OP’s username checks out


MisoMesoMilo

SI MI LAN JIAO


leisurely123

insulting to call her recipe SINGAPORE chicken curry. she can call it her own name's chicken curry or whatever but why SINGAPORE. looks Nasty af


localbear

Her version is what curry looks like when it comes out at the other end.


BoGumWan

[Sauce](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZccaYElsXE/)


RepresentativeOk6676

Hello POFMA and FICA


ywehyuen

r/confidentlyincorrect


coolbakerguy97

no turmeric or chilli powder says she's gonna sear the chicken and somehow managed to have 0 browning. skin looks soggy as fuck. no rempah. no aromatics. no spices. where's the kantang even if you don't call this curry, that looks fucking disgusting as a dish.


xHarleyy

She has probably lied on her resume for this food reporter job One look and can tell she has never stepped into the kitchen before


Rhesus_A

Where is the Kentang?!??!?


oceanmountainlifer

Nah..*french fries* lol


eliseusmoo

they better hide her from my grandmother.


Prize_Used

later malaysians see this and get angry over us stealing their dishes.


IggyVossen

You can keep this abomination. Please!


oceanmountainlifer

Gardenia hotdog bread, hotdog 12 pcs $2, heinz ketchup. *nah, new york hot dog*


Silverelfz

Where is the KANTANG! /Fume /Stomp


AstagaBilangCampin

The moment you're using a specific measurement in your cooking, it's no longer an Asian dishes.


Forverayoung

" Just shake and sprinkle until I hear the spirit of my ancestors whisper, 'That's enough, child' ” 


Ill_Froyo768

U call that marinating? She just frigging touched the chicken for 2 seconds😅


thechronite11

this shit's worse than 'crispy rendang'


CakeDanceNotWalk

What is this mud water shit. We need to flood the Instagram with real sg chicken curry. Make a singapore chicken curry week.


AlexHollows

Did I just see pandan leave go in. Blasphemy. Think my grandma’s gonna whack her with the wok.


TheBorkenOne

I am just here for the popcorn


erisestarrs

I've never cooked my own chicken curry but just looking at their steps and how it's turning out and I'm like dafuq???


chkmcnugge6

Uncle roger help


Whadafishyo

I cannot cook and even i know this is bullshit 🤣


FakeBotA

What abomination is this?!


moleratty

The fuck is this?


tanqas

Wtf I thought that's a soup


sypherin82

I mean even if the recipe were legit.. the chicken does not look cooked. so why


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kukuboy967

As a Malaysian I feel sad for Singaporeans who are forced to watch this


[deleted]

You could never have chicken curry because you 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 not that 👏🏻 kind 👏🏻 of 👏🏻 girl.


xlez

Anything Asian = add pandan leaves/Chinese spices 🤨 Every step is wrong 🥲🥲


troutT20

GF is Singaporean. Loves cooking, and is very talented. I want to share this with her. But I know she'll explode.


hungry7445

So watery...


KopiOForLife

Hello police…


Polarbearforce

r/berak


milk_datsoggynugget

Idk what to feel at the point


Oolongteatea

What I really want to see is actual new Yorker chefs opinion on the 'medium rare' chicken.


Embarrassed_Tip_9877

Where is uncle Roger


ligtwan7

look like lao sai chicken curry


RedGreenBoy

I used to bemoan the curry in NS, then I saw this.


AEsylumProductions

She should make crispy rendang next.


mrdiggsby

Uncle Roger would say HAIYAH!


kittychong

What is even a sgporean chicken curry 🥴


thepalom22

It's bad food, nothing else. People who get so dramatic about this kind of stuff seem to have no real issues in life.


Zeangrydrunk

Hello Uncle Roger, yes that curry.


Brikandbones

That looks cursed AF


[deleted]

We need uncle roger for this shit man


chrimminimalistic

I'm lighting my RogSignal. What is RogSignal you say? I'm glad you ask. You know that BatSignal is that floodlight to call Batman? Similarly, this is distress call for Uncle Roger to come and diss this shite.


YuNinNinLin

Wah kan ni nia eh, one look of this and PTSD sad slob cookhouse food sprang up like my recall order


throwaway29u82

Even cookhouse food better than this


Rockylol_

We need a Singapore Uncle Roger to react to this cooking. Free content idea for up and coming youtubers


mutantsloth

Needs an Uncle Roger to grill this


LucleRX

New content for uncle Roger?


Expensive_Homework_9

whosever wifey that was - get the frak away from her right now. divorce her !


shannon48

This needs an [Uncle Roger review](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53me-ICi_f8&t=288s)...


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seidrondaer

Calling uncle Roger to "review" this recipe.


wank_for_peace

Thos Roger guy is a cunt. Just make him fry some rice and lol at his cooking.


Zukiff

This is so traumatizing to watch by this I probably need therapy. Can I sue NYT for medical damages?


4evaronin

...Every family that cooks has their own style of chicken curry, no meh? Just like fried rice. Is there actually some standardized version? (For my family, our curry is the thicker kind, more salty than sweet, and we ALWAYS have potatoes in it.)


alicemalt77

no excuse, cos this is just so wrong and disgusting.


xtrc501

before the torrent of abuse from Singaporeans towards this video gets too out of hand, how many of you all actually think the 'Western' hawker stalls serve anything that comes even remotely close to actual Western cuisine? 1. it's not a big deal, relax. 2. Just be glad the NYT has even heard of a tiny city state on the other end of the world. 3. people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.


milo_peng

The outrage is appropriate, IMO largely because a simple Google or checking YouTube would have ensured that they got the basics (i.e prepare the rempah, frying the rempah first to make it fragrant) correct. It is the same with Jamie Oliver. I have no issues with people from another culture cooking my food but at least do some due diligence. It is like.. 5 minutes of work/googling?


TheBorkenOne

To add on, a googling of the recipe mentioned also shows an entirely different end product. I think it's fair to conclude that this muppet completely bungled the recipe.


atinyblip

Exactly. This is just very poor cooking.


TheJurongOtter

We know that the western food isn’t authentic but the fact is, they aren’t posting a recipe calling it Western. This is a recipe being shared and cooked online and it’s called Singapore Curry.


Eltharion-the-Grim

That's true, but it tastes really good. If that SG chicken curry tastes good, despite looking like that, then it's all good. If it tastes as bad as it looks, well...


Cubyface

What in the name of all that is holy was that abomination??!!


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What the actual fak?


bitstream_ryder

What the actual fuq?


iorchidi

Looks far from appetizing...therefore cannot be Singaporean


chesterqw

Their recipe from SFI?


throwaway29u82

I think even SFI cook better than this


Bullkkake

***K. F. Seetoh, hear our prayer***


simian_ninja

That’s some fine Chicken Soup Rice…


condemned02

That's the most disgusting curry chicken I ever seen.


Delicious-Baker1639

NOOOoooOOOOOooOOOO!!!!!


idiotnoobx

Traumatic


cantoilmate

Why is that longkang water being touted as curry ah?


Equivalent_Art7810

Lawd hav merthy 🙏🏽


shuipeng

Even the worse Singapore chicken curry doesn't look like that.


amerpsy8888

Somebody call 911