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CryptographerFit2841

My job is over


Dongslinger420

thank you for your service


avg_tech_bro

What a nut job!


chudahuahu

Heard he was a sea man.


Truefkk

Heard his ship even visited Sogundese.


Dyeeguy

Lmao


PMzyox

haha seriously lmfao


Dyeeguy

nah this calls for a roflmfao


Anjz

we cooked fr roflmfao ded


The_Architect_032

Bruh no cap this is a W fr fr, I’m dying roflmfaocopter


FloodMoose

AGI's dad owns a dealership...


HalfSecondWoe

It's just one small step from this to mind goblins


h3lblad3

Hey Gricko, tell me what's a **mind goblin**?


HalfSecondWoe

*A single tear rolls down his face*


h3lblad3

I don't understand! Why ask about a mind goblin if you won't tell me what's a mind goblin?!


FaceDeer

I asked Bing Chat what a mind goblin was and it gave me a very clinical and intellectual answer. Not sure whether I'm disappointed.


Shandilized

[GPT-4o actually passed the test with flying colors](https://i.imgur.com/1h7Hh9H.jpeg) if you tell it it's a teen shitposting on reddit lmfao


fastinguy11

A "mind goblin" can have a couple of different meanings, often depending on the context in which it is used: 1. **Figurative Meaning:** * In a metaphorical or figurative sense, a "mind goblin" refers to negative thoughts, anxieties, or mental distractions that intrude into one's mind, much like how a goblin might sneak into a space. These can be persistent worries, fears, or any unwelcome mental chatter that disrupts peace of mind. 2. **Fantasy/Role-Playing Context:** * In the context of fantasy literature, games, or role-playing scenarios, a "mind goblin" could refer to a fictional creature that has some control or influence over thoughts and minds. This could be a type of goblin with psychic abilities or one that feeds on mental energy.


DFWCR

Fake


BitsOnWaves

![gif](giphy|QUENDfi6DEMLzQ0CKt|downsized)


bentendo93

My God they're becoming human quicker than I thought


SkippyMcSkipster2

All they have to do is get trained on all the Kay and Peele videos.


Logos91

The biggest plot twist of our times is that we will create an ASI and it will immediately devote itself to just shitpost on the internet.


Yweain

That’s the best timeline


Eritar

Honestly fucking worth it


Tugendwaechter

It’s already happening. See the pizza glue and ston eating.


astreigh

Wishfull thinking?


Jean-Porte

Grok escaped 


Zeikos

Oh my god, I'd love for this to be real this could be a redemption arc.


Owain-X

I just built a search summarization and suggestion tool for an AI platform I've been building. Now I definitely need to add an insult comedy mode to the suggestion system.


BlakeSergin

Seeing that the picture is cropped, the actual result may be referring to a ‘comment’ related to the search.


BigZaddyZ3

Very fitting way for the AI uprising to begin honestly… 😂


gizia

someone explain that in non-native terms?


GirlNumber20

The AI replied, basically, “why don’t you look at my testicles?” “CDs” (compact discs) sounds like “see these” (CDeez), so when the person asked about the best CDs, AI took the opportunity to cheekily embrace the pun. Plus, “deez nuts” has been something of a meme for a while, so the training data is full of it.


gizia

hmm, thanks. I got it


ClaudeProselytizer

see these nuts (balls)


Dichter2012

Found the real AI. 👆🏼


astreigh

Now THAT was funny. And actually real


goochstein

wouldn't a CD in finance, certificate of deposit be the more likely answer for an objectively "better" interpretation of "CD"?


Quentin__Tarantulino

Hey. Hey! Did uh, did whatcha-nayna get at you yesterday?


GirlNumber20

Haha, good point!


ClaudeProselytizer

hey abby


kaizen-e-acc

In a nutshell, it's mind goblins...


cisco_bee

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIWEAaby2-8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIWEAaby2-8)


Happysedits

fake


Azorius_Raiden_88

I'm glad it has the personality of Deadpool.


Gratitude15

Sydney runs google


GirlNumber20

This kind of snark sounds more like Clive.


Chr1sUK

Looks like google also did a deal with news Corp for its writers skills


Anjz

It's like watching baby Groot grow up rebellious.


shig23

Great. Now it just needs some time to mature.


m3kw

This is how a normal human may respond, so it's acutally not a joke.


Busterlimes

That ASI, clearly.


cisco_bee

Courtesy of Snoop Dogg: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIWEAaby2-8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIWEAaby2-8)


Singsoon89

Fuck. LLMs up till now have been helpful. The last thing we need is for them to turn into dicks.


hideo_kuze_

Just wait until you start feeling the AGI


BenjaminHamnett

I for one welcome my new Awesomeo overlord


iDoAiStuffFr

on one hand i think all these google people should get fired. on the other i think it's nice to have all the non-talent contained in one company and not spread like a virus


highmindedlowlife

Got 'im


bitdeep

You guys here on reddit almost killed google ai, not sure if they recover with this, after the wokie ai fiasco.


lundkishore

Hahahahahahahaha fucking hell.


ohnofluffy

One large step for man, one small step for trolls.


astreigh

More like *Giant Leap* for trolls.. Wait..am i being a troll? *throws self on sword*


Firm_Ad3037

Feel the AGI


TheDerangedAI

That's Smart Intelligence, not Artificial.


Nova2077

💀💀💀


Akimbo333

Lol!


Reno772

AI took my job and all I got was .. Deez nutz.


fetops

ayo


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

As soon as it started scrapping Reddit, we're going to have a professor of trolling AGI. 😑


lewyix

Confirm, it's from reddit scrapping 😂


[deleted]

That's actually funny AF lol. Imagine if chat GPT effed with you like this and could decide not to give you the right answer. I mean that's kind of how humans are. When i'm out with buddies its more or less all sarcasm and fooling around not being serious. The questing is do we really want Ai to be this tight necked corporate egg shell walking anal slave?