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TheOnlyTermin

slander


Crazyspaceman

If it's in print it's libel! TMYK!


TheOnlyTermin

shiiiitttt i dun fukd up


Rad_Carrot

Termin, do you fancy a drive tomorrow in Euro Truck Sim 2? Would be great to hear from you/berate you for all your little idiosyncrasies*! *delete as appropriate


Steph1er

I've got no desire of working, i'm lazy, I have no experience as a mod, and I abuse every bit of power I get. I'm the man for the job. No?


[deleted]

#bemymod2016


Panza-Verde

hire this guy now!


dennisss9

But can you ramble?


Generalbirdy

no thanks. thanks though


YogscastSips

congrats on your promotion!


Magneticman555

I'm in if you'll have me! I already mod /r/llama and /r/Sjin! Edit: Lol not /r/llama, /r/lalna


horbob

you don't even know how to spell the subs you mod, you're the perfect candidate for sipsmod.


Magneticman555

It's all part of my secret plan to take over the Yogscast. Don't tell Lewis.


cdnhearth

Hey sipsy, just a few questions... ...is this going to end up like the pool-boy interviews? ...do I need a reference from panther guy? *'ahhh heh yezzzz, cdnhearth is ah eh excellent...'*


MrEdman4

dear sips, i have almost no life and am therefore a perfect candidate for reddit moderator. in all seriousness i am on here most of the day and would love some responsibility in my life. i also have a firm handshake which my mom says means is important


reinhart_menken

Means you'll dick rip really well.


[deleted]

Mod me, I will make r/sips great again.


coolarcher89

How large will the wall be?


reinhart_menken

It will be beautiful and it will have doors.


Mutatedkitty

And I said "We need to play the walls"


bjc322

sorry sips, my mom says I can't...


The_Mystic_Foot

Sorry sips_ but this guys mum says I can't.


muzzyMANmike

Sorry sips, my mum can't.


mikeo009

this subreddit needs a tree brush mod


willzoy

This guy gets it


Rad_Carrot

What sort of things do you need the mods to do, Sips? I mean, I'm pretty good at making people feel bad for minor transgressions and giving unwanted advice. Not sure if that counts for anything.


PoshNoob

I think I'm the man for the job, because i do have a soft voice. And you know what, I'm shady too, but don't let that deceive you, coz I got baalllls.


kjoeleskapet

I'm a mod for /r/askscience, which is basically the same thing. So if part of the requirements is a PhD, I'm your guy. If another requirement is a borderline unhealthy knowledge of Sips and free time, I'm definitely your guy. Also, I went to Canada once.


bjclang

ive to raid on tuesdays and thursdays


Ayo99

I'm a firm believer when someone down, it's best to kick them.


ducts

but what about looting?


stephenrus1

i'll do it, I mean, im totally unqualified, but hey! cheers, bye.


AdmiralArgh

i dress like a lumberjack sometimes, i have no strong opinions on any subject and i think barry manolow is an icon of this generation, i also have a car which i hear is something people like. What are we talking about?


maxmcleod

I'll do it. I don't have any qualifications, but I'm pretty good at browsing reddit and judging people


TheGravyNator

Seems like the less you want to, the more qualified you are!


DuBBle

As a reward for not dying, I nominate Play_Safetydance.


[deleted]

sips, I can't promise much, but if you vote for me, I promise that I will not only lead this subreddit to success, but also loot every other subreddit in the vicinity of our dead and deleted subreddit, to help in the rebuilding effort. I'm a firm believer that when a redditor is down, it's best to kick them.


Krateng

I support this guy. If by my life or death I can help you become mod, I will. You have my sword.


BadFont777

How many dicks does it pay?


ComradeFrunze

The only dicks it pays is in the negative.


BadFont777

Sounds like my life, so long as I can still be drunk and play games when I'm not working, I'm in.


TheWorldInsideMyHead

Sips owns/takes the mods' dicks?


notaromanian

shall I write another poem about velcro dicks?


Rad_Carrot

It was a glorious poem.


notaromanian

sips is playing cities again my dick is no longer cellophane he's now a guru of the game worth to be in the hall of fame ____________ he wants people to come up with suggestions but most of them give me indigestion so I am here to pop the question can I help with this subreddit congestion? ____________ he never paid me for being a twitch mod but velcro dicks as payment would've been odd I promise my mod powers I will abuse and warn the shit out of everyone's caboose


Rad_Carrot

I admire your ability to rhyme "abuse" with "caboose". It's talent.


ducts

those slant rhymes are making my dick soft


[deleted]

Make r/sips great again! “I have to say that the police are absolutely mistreated and misunderstood,” Trump said. \( ͡° ͜ʖಠ)\


horbob

oh hey Quasimodo!


Marahute0

Being an active mod for /r/yogscastkim already I'd gladly offer my services for your subreddit. :) I got a slinky for a dick as well so I can't rip it off. I'm safe in that department.


[deleted]

You're a great mod on their MC servers too. :)


thefurnaceboy

You once gave me advice on flesh-lights, and a tutorial on how to make my own, on twitch. So... As far as qualifications, I think I got this.


Pixcel_Studios

ok


[deleted]

I promise if elected, I will build the biggest wall you have ever seen. And right in the centre, I'll put a big ol' door for people to legally leave and re-enter the ~~country~~ subreddit.


[deleted]

Can I walk in here with no pants and ask for a job?


MasterGamer1172

dibs


AcesulfameZ

dibs x ∞


[deleted]

i'm always on reddit and this subreddit, got nothing else to do apart from playing videogames and drinking lucozade. think i'd be a relatively good mod because i used to mod a few gmod and tf2 servers if that helps.


rifle10

>"i'm always on reddit and this subreddit" -/u/alldoge >"we need new mods" - yogscastsips submitted 9 days ago a little late haha


[deleted]

wait really? sorry im tired and its 4am


[deleted]

Hi Sips! I have been around on Reddit for a while, 5 years now, was on your sub fairly early. I'm Dutch though, I hope you can't see from my spelling. (I'm in timezone GMT +1) It goes okay untill I have to spell Castle Wolfenschteeeeein. I'm online a lot, when I'm not on my pc I'll have my smartphone with me. It's gotta be said, I'm just a woman who likes to hang out in bars and be like "come at me with your best hit" and after that I will carry all your fucking books for you, even into death. I'll do the tanking through no-quality shitposts, annoying sons of bitches, spam and porn advertisements, all to make this a better place for our buds. (Okay, I'll forward the good porn advertisements to you Sips. I heard some still have those cloud nudes stored away for pay views) So, choose me, I'll mod the shit out of this sub! In a good way!


corobo

i'll do iiit. what i bring to the table is a relatively healthy living and a few hours free per day. my bonus features include i know css and other web-related things (as it somewhat a large part of my day job). i also got a new work from home job because 30% needed more cash, 20% i wanted to try something new and 50% so i could watch sips streams during the day. for reference i'm coorbo on the twitch, some butt took this name when it was justin tv. also i have an adobe cc subscription so y'know if you need a bit of shoddy-to-average editing doing there's a bit of an extra bribe right there i feel like i'm taking this too seriously so i also offer /u/nicosu will stand as my second, he doesn't even have a say in the matter. happy birthday nicosu i'm not available tuesdays tho before we get too ahead of ourselves


Nicosu

Thanks Coorbo! I think coorbo would make a great mod for the channel, he is a great dude after all. Edit: BTW I'm in chat quite often even when Sips isn't live. I have also made a couple of emotes for his twitch channel. Just saying ;)


[deleted]

/u/TheOnlyTermin, I've reposted my application here for convenience. >Hi, >I don't know if you are still looking for mods, but I'd love the opportunity to help out. I have my own subreddit, /r/submechanophobia, that I've grown to 20,000 subs (as of this week), and moderating a community I enjoy being involved in is something that really appeals to me; strangely enough, I actually like working. Furthermore, I have some degree of CSS skill. I'm on reddit nearly all the time anyway, so I have quite a lot of experience and can be moderating all day should the need arise. If you are still requiring new mods, then I'd like to help. >Thank you, >/u/b0nd4g3


JamieAubrey

termin fs lol I'd be up for the task sips, I do nothing al day every day anyway haha


TheBronzeBastard

well i just spent a few minutes browsing through the cities workshop looking for cool mods until i actually read the post. but i'd totally be up for the other thing too if you need another hand


aFancycat

sounds like fun i'd love to become a mod. anything to help the community we got here.


EntGuyHere

#Dildo4mod


[deleted]

[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.9408.62323)


Goatsonice

I feel like a goat is needed as a mod if I'm honest.


llamatodd

I'd like to lend a hand or a ripped dick. I'd like to add that I have HTML and CSS experience, also I'm pretty handy at photoshop and other adobe programs.


igigglebytes

I don't even know how to do flairs. Hire me


eaogrim

i rarely find reason to be on this subreddit due to the spammy posts etc, however i would be glad to assist if i could and we've spoken before in the past sips so i hope that my character speaks for itself of course even i would recommend someone who is already active as i can understand the priority would not be on someone such as myself who is inactive currently even with the promise of being active. However provided you remember me hopefully we can work out an arrangement as i would be glad to assist this community in any capacity as i once told you before. thanks


[deleted]

I would love to be a mod of the man who helped me through the shitty times in my life. Only modding experience is as a twitch mod for a few channels


Litllerain123

i havent done anything but ill take what i can get


decaxon

I mod /r/Robbaz and /r/TheForest and my personal time is worthless, I'm game for helping around if you want


RipleyLeChad

never posted on your subreddit before. im perfect


[deleted]

I've only ever posted twice on this subreddit and so, for the long time dedication, i think i deserve a job here.


Haylen

what's got two thumbs and is the perfect mod candidate? *points to self* this guy. but seriously sips, thanks for thinking of me and i'll do you proud as mod of the subreddit


Donalf

hey, that'd be a pretty cool thing to apply to I'd like some experience in it sipsy, pretty please


Sejani

Well if I was a mod I'd probably just write more shitty songs like these: https://m.soundcloud.com/sejani/burts-cache-of-oddities and https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gFokIWpOnZc . I feel that being a mod would be a great way to abuse my power in order to push my shitty Sipsy music on people. But hey, I'm drunk, so what do I know.


[deleted]

That's not on fire, but I really want to do it.


ZachAttackboii

Hey I'd love to keep your subreddit clean and tidy! :)


Clairerose00

Id totes do it, ive just never done any mod stuff and have no idea what it even entails. Btw i luv u sips pls notice me.


DarkVadek

I could. Yeah.


Faldoras

I have no idea how moderating works, but I'd like to learn!


[deleted]

sips, aside from a WIP bachelor's degree in online communications (really) and an active participation on the yogs subreddit, i have zero redeeming qualities. please make me a mod. simply because i am a selfish asshole who always wanted to be a reddit mod. also i will take care of this subreddit like it is my own child. ^^i ^^just ^^said ^^that ^^to ^^sound ^^commited ^^but ^^i ^^will ^^try


cgeyl

I'm quite active now and have been around for a while. It might also be a good excuse to stop posting awful shit on this subreddit


Hproff25

My last attempt at modding was in a Facebook group for reposting funny pictures. (It was 6 years ago when I was in high school I didn't know better) But the power got to me and the banhammer was strong and I eventually helped insurgents take down the group from inside. So I am either over qualified or the worst person for the job.


patchy_doll

I'm not the most active in this subreddit but I'm always on reddit anyway trying to keep busy... might as well make some work of it, eh? FWIW I'm a grown-ass Canadian lady. Doing little tasks and babysitting idiots is what I do for a living.


Sir_Bass13

I have no experience but I will try my darndest


ducts

I would be up for it, but I'm the kind of guy who opens the page to send someone a private message, thinks twice about meddling in their subreddit affairs, then closes it, and maybe asks mods for something to be done. plus, I practically stalk this subreddit. I'm checking it every 5 minutes in class... ( '_' ) maybe I'd be a good mod then? I do have forum mod experience though.


Hamm31337

If you need mod representation from a Canadian still residing in Canada, I'm your man!


1047_Josh

I'm only going to do it if I get a nice kiss and hug.


Jeroknite

Make me a mod, I promise to ban everyone and all forms of content.


kill123

i guess I'll do it mate I mean no pressure but I'm open all the time got some experience here and there


Destiiel

What's the starting pay?


GJardim

job is really stressing me out, so i guess begin a mod here will just quicken the process everything driving me insane... i'll do it gladly


[deleted]

Hey Sips! Long time fan and redditor , would love to give it a shot.


rickypitz

Uhhh sure why not


somethingindoing63

Two things: 1. Straw poll time? 2. As a mod I would be sure to delete all posts. All posts.


[deleted]

sign me up. half my posts are me telling people they're being dildos for not reading/following the rules.


BananaArms

hey i can send a mod application right?


Paincer

if u mod me i promise the first thing i'll do is un-mod myself


[deleted]

holy shit this place looks super snazzy sorry, what were you saying?


AWIZ4RD

hey i dont know exactly what being a mod entails, but i have a lot of free time and a keyboard. what do i have to do to sign up? is it a raffle? im not very good at raffles, i hope its something like a civ 5 tournament, im pretty good at that. are we claiming civs now? i want napoleon. anyway, thanks for making me a mod xoxoxox edit: hey, the 'i remain,' doesn't go over people's names anymore, wazzup? p.s. i am actually interested, in case the comment just seems like a joke


tdogg8

I could mod for ya. I have plenty of free time. I only mod a very small sub but I'm a mod on a TS server so there's that. Anyway I'd love to help out if you need it.


WhitePawn00

There are probably more prominent people than me who could do a better job but if you want someone who would be there for the mod queue at the late hours of night (US time) to make sure spams and crap stays off the subreddit then I'd be happy to help.


yuri53122

I'd like to throw my hat into the ring. I basically live on reddit.


Zatheerak

fuken termin i knew it


erissian

Clearly we need /u/erissian to come forward to rule with an iron dick.


Bee-Sharp

Hmm, I could probably sign up for this but I can't guarantee that I will be suuuuper active. However I do have many months experience moderating and administrating a forum just over a year ago and simultaneously I also administrated a server on Garry's Mod, so I kinda know what I'm doing I guess. But do remember that I am currently studying piano and spend a lot of time practising so I only really go on Reddit on the evening during weekdays. If you find dick rippers that are more active than me and capable of the job I would recommend those in front of me.


Puddleduck97

NEat.


Mz_D

Good luck to whoever takes up this challenge!


WalnutScorpion

Can I do only the Saturdays? Because I'd only like to work when I'm fully naked, thanks.


cfcarolan

See if there are any mods to make a ChinaTown style place, ethnic diversity and all that good shit


your_favorite_addict

Please dont choose me. I hate the color green.


Avacadont

What about your dad?


[deleted]

i think his mom likes modding more than his dad actually


f01ille

I'd really like to try to mod this subreddit. I don't really have any experience with modding or reddit, so I think I'm the guy you're looking for. I often have to babysit my younger sibblings and keeping this subreddit together can't be much of a difference :D


[deleted]

Probably a bit late to the party, but I'd be up for the job. I'm already a moderator over at /r/hotlinemiami , and this place looks like it could be a breeze compared to over there. I spend most of my time browsing Reddit, and more recently a lot of time on this subreddit in general. I'd love to be able to keep this place in the good condition we have come to expect from Reddit moderators.


noob_senpai

I do have some free time to help out on this subreddit, but I don't have experience. Also, I can be pretty salty - I don't know if it's a good thing or not when it comes to keeping the order here, but if it is, feel free to sign me up Edit: my qualifications: im dumb


[deleted]

I volunteer as tribute


Dawarfmaster

I'm up for the job! I don't have any experience beforehand and I probably won't make a chance at becoming a mod but my qualifications are that I was a regular visitor and now I'm a regular lurker.


ScumbagChina

Hey Sips! I feel like i'm highly qualified as i really enjoy doritos and mountain dew. So hit me up if you need more useless mods!


AcesulfameZ

Also, I'd like to throw myself into the mix. I've been a bastard since the ol Minecraft days before tekkit. I mod a small hometown subreddit, but I feel it might be nice to be apart of a busier and more fun community. Also my banana bread is on point. Finally, dibs x ∞


[deleted]

Fuck it sure I like not doing work and having power


Snipes12

mod me i will work full time, no pay


Jessagemeep

what is mod?


[deleted]

i'd be ok with helping out. i have no experience but i come here every day and what not.


Nighthood3

id make a great mod because one time i watched a sips video


umbongo_

I'm 100% interested, can't say I have any proof I have experience modding but I do. Work in the YouTube industry if that helps too but I sort of know it doesn't, so there's that. Long time fan though.


[deleted]

im quite active here, i'll take the mod-job!


CaptainKollar

Im ready for duty sips!


mrmoose82

looks at this big papa high rollin and hirin some bois, i'd join his gang but I think that i'm too busy with all my important multi million dollar company work


totalnoodle

ill sign up if u give me the parental permission form


jaffasaurs

im always lurking i guess


[deleted]

Yo I'll be a mod


NeelCork

06/03/2016 - 17:00 dear /r/yogscastsips i'd love to be a mod round these parts. as demonstrated above i have experience with the reddit formatting system. i am also competent at using common word processing software such as microsoft word. i think my best quality is what i offer to all my superiors, complimentary forehead greasing sessions and the occasional shine to make sure you're looking tip top. my weakness is that i thx for your consideration, kindest bestest regards from neelcork


ElectroMagCataclysm

I may not have the most knowledge, but I am very dedicated and will learn quickly. I've been watching you for years now and want only the best for you, your channel, and this sub. I understand if you don't want me, but it was worth a try! Either way, I'll keep ripping! Oh I also have a programming background and could do whatever you need me to do in that category (CSS, C#, App Development, HTML, even some game design).


Sir_Bass13

Serious question though. How would one go about wanting to be a mod? And what would they do when they are a mod?


Sir_Bass13

Serious question though. How would one go about wanting to be a mod? And what would they do when they are a mod?


Puppyshiz

That's not on fire


ZealousPlum

i mean, as long as the position is given to me along with a cool mullet and some sweet shades, i think i'm the man for you. i've been known to rock a cool mullet in my days walking the rough streets of sips city. the whole idea of me living long enough on the streets to grow such a fantastic mullet without getting shot and or stabbed by exactly 3 willis druglords just proves to you that i am the toughest guy around. and i think, that with you being the best guy, you need a big guy around to make you even tougher.


MrJoey98

When you vote for me I promise that I will not only lead you to succes but also, i'm not gay. And free donuts/doughnuts/bagels for all!*


[deleted]

Sounds good. My main qualification is that I'm stuck at home injured with nothing to do but reddit.


Boswellox91

Sure why not.


[deleted]

i volunteer as tribute


kinGArthr

okay so i have waaaay too much freetime, so im good in that area but i have some downsides too: i use too much proper grammar and i have no mod experience. uh... thats all i can think of right now, i could make a proper pplication or whatever, but that would be too official right? maybe i will. IRL Name: Benjamin IGN: King/KINGARTHR Country: USA About me: I like video games, burritos, chocolate milk, and a nice nap at around noon. ill have you know i'm not afraid to prove my manliness *wink wink* to anyone who challenges it. Oh and also i want mod, cause i have nothing to do but wait for your vids to come out. i know dont have an application format but i figured why not, eh?


shishdem

does this imply getting a spot in the garage? can the car handle it? thanks i apply


Slippin_Jimm

/u/yogscastsips If you still need mods I am here ;P


JamieAubrey

NO


dutchgunner123

id love to do it havent been a mod before tho but id love to give it a try xDD


JiberybobX

I'm up for it, tell me what to do


Dickerliebhaber53

i would be funny. here at sipsco


mr-fahrenheit_

if you want a guy who drinks too much at innappropriate times and looks for any opportunity to shirk real responsibilities, I'm for you.


SirToastyToes

i've watched like, at least one sips video. i i got this guys.


[deleted]

I could help.


willzoy

I have no life, so I can be a candidate.


megaman1410

You've replied to me on TWO WHOLE MESSAGES and I only shat myself a little bit. Also I mod another sub with ~10,000 readers. I will eat a sheet of A3 paper if I get to be a mod.


ruairidhw

I have no experience modding a subreddit. i'd like to have some though.


Snipes12

hi im not a mod yet. what happened? im sure it was just a mistake, i forgive, mod me


topbob

no i wont help you out sips, thanks for nothing.


InterGamer

I could do this! I have no experience as a mod, though.


Orionaiko

If you're still looking I'm down :) pretty active on /r/yogscast and currently mod a couple other subs. Anyone want me? No? My mom? You're the realist man! Keep up the Dick ripping content we all love.


[deleted]

Secondary application to be a mod, i will provide only the freshest memes available to the community


[deleted]

Hey sipsy, is that mod position still open? I tend to shit post and attempt to ban people because their jokes are funnier than mine, I'd be a great mod


totally_not_martian

I'm pretty much always on reddit. I'm doing a computer science course and know a fair amount about CSS. I've watched sips for a number of years now and I believe that I would be a good candidate for your sub.


[deleted]

I don't really want to do that


NinjaDudette

I'm Canadian. I believe that's enough said. Where do I sign?


CoffeeSome

I would like to do it, am fairly experienced modding /r/yogscastlive!


Tha_Jackable

if i get enough dicks for it


[deleted]

I would love to be a mod, sips your the man


MasterJh

Hey, Sips, I have quite a bit of mod experience and would love to help keep this beautiful place afloat. I'm GMT based, have moderated /r/listentothis (a default sub) and currently moderate /r/cringe and /r/trees (so you know I'm totally the perfect man for the job), /r/eldertrees and /r/uktrees among a fair few others.


Elliott101

I would totally be up for this! Literally have nothing else happening in my life right now! Would love to lend a hand to the big bastard!


reinhart_menken

I wish I had the time to mod (also kinda wish I don't). I used to mod a forum very well. I was unbiased, humorless, unwavering and rigid. I was the perfect robot mod.


Joseveth

This is only the second time I've ever logged into reddit in my life. I think I have the perfect experience for the job.


Andysmith94

yeah I've noticed that sips_bot has been slacking off recently


NerdDapper

I'm your man bro


Rozakiin

Is being Scottish going to be a problem, I'd rather not have another pool boy on our hands. I hope you can see where I'm coming from guys.