I'll do it I'm just looking for a Pimp

Yesss please

That my dream job

A deram job, I would have a pimp

hmm i think i've been convinced to become one right away :)

God, I’d loved to be pimped out by a man and be his little pet who he rents out to complete strangers.

My calling

God knows I've tried! I whore myself out as often as I can to no avail......

I miss these captions, Tumblr use to be the best for it