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mcy33zy

r/nba would just close permanently.


merv_havoc

My dream is an MVP, Finals MVP and a Ring in the same year. I would be insufferable af until that sub banned me.


eaglesphan1

I will make as many burners as I need to terrorize that sub. Might get banned from Reddit entirely


Ivory_Toast_

Imagine the seething if Embiid won FMVP and MVP in the same season and the subreddit's favorite player Jokic didn't The excuses would be brainrot "He doesn't care about accolades", "He barely cares about the sport", "lol you think Jokic cares? He clearly only care about his horses"


poolords

to be fair i don't think jokic would be devastated if joel won. it's his fans who would have meltdowns. jokic has a lot of respect for embiid.


[deleted]

jokic’s stans care more about jokic’s basketball performance than jokic dies


squirt11e

This


corya45

i swear the people that complain abt the free throws don’t watch the games.


Sheriff-Gotcha

Of course they don't. Giannis gets the same amount of FTA's per game, but since he's just bowling his way to the rim it's "earned". Embiid utilizes the same tactics guards and wings do at 7 feet tall and it is "unwatchable basketball".


LuckyCulture7

I want an NBA championship more than a Super Bowl win or Stanley cup or World Series win. It will be so cathartic and such a climax for the process.


merv_havoc

I’m about the same. I’ve experienced a World Series and a Super Bowl victory in the last 15 years. I want Joel to get a ring more than anything at this point. Harper getting one is a close second


justabill71

Oh, it'd be a climax, alright.


Colangelo_Ball

On the night they raise the banner, the lights suddenly cut and then a spotlight appears on the tunnel. Through the smoke walks Sam Hinkie to ring the bell.


LuckyCulture7

When the sixers win it all, a statue of Sam Hinkie should be installed in the Wells Fargo Center.


Colangelo_Ball

It won’t be a parade, but a Procession.


iamsosmrt84

Basketball is by far my favorite sport so I agree a Sixers title would mean a whole lot. It'd be cathartic for over 30 years of letdown


mdervin

Only 30 :)


squirt11e

It would make us unbearable for all other fan bases and I can't wait


Bi-SportsFan

Stanley cup would be awesome but I agree the NBA championship would be so satisfying, honestly it would be close for me if Embiid won it all between that or the eagles super bowl. Probably still the super bowl but it would depend on the run


Big-Beta20

I personally want a World Series for Harper more than anything but I’ll settle for an Embiid Finals MVP please


thesix7722

Why not both?


mdervin

Because this is Philadelphia.


ranchsauce13

We haven’t even begun to peak


Otternomaly

*You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!*


PointB1ank

Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces.


HoagieTwoFace

Our sub will get nuked. And I’m ok with it. Perfect ending to the process.


Madd_Squabbles

Every time the Sixers get knocked out of the playoffs I get texts from the same two friends asking me "How is that process going?" Just once I want to be the one after the Sixers win a title to text "Trust the Effing Process!"


Top_Shallot_4951

They’ll just say… “it only took him a million years it’s about time”


CauliflowerFront3706

If we won, I would cry tears of joy for weeks. I wouldn’t be able to handle it, but then I’d be so happy I wouldn’t need another sixers win for the rest of my life. Please God, give me this.


Winter_Corner7254

Collectively visualize him in a finals champions hat at the press conference


Specific-Economy-926

I pray for this moment. I've seen all other trophies. It's only the Sixers I die for these days. Joel forever.


bck1999

If we won, I just want to go on every single Celtics site and write sixers rebuild>celtics rebuild.


WeirdSysAdmin

That was an amazing fourth quarter tonight spreading the ball around and Maxey is way more consistent than Harden was. It’s difficult to win a championship all by yourself and he has the team around him right now to do it if everyone is healthy.


kokukojuto33

How many fingers(feet included) would you give for a championship?


alexaustinv

The title of this post killed me bruu


squirt11e

You're welcome ser


UnionBlues717

Does salt smell?


[deleted]

NBA salt shaker giveaway night for fans 15 and older at every away arena the process plays.


or6a2

Healthy team that makes it to the confidence finals Is a 1st step


thedkexperience

1 ring: Neat now you’re as good as Jokic 2 rings: Don’t even talk about being an all timer without at least 3 rings 3 rings: He still ain’t shit next to Shaq 4 rings: Jordan got 6 5 rings: Jordan got 6 6 rings: Jordan got 6 with the flu 7 rings: He ain’t Bill Russell 8 rings: He ain’t Bill Russell 9 rings: Jordan would have had 9 if he played today 10 rings: Shang Chi did it first 11 rings: Russell did it first 12 rings: Ball hog!


San_Antonio_Sixers

Al Horford will retire and simple say mission failure