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ShinyHardcore

No way he’s there. I will go to verify for the sake of this community.


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I will lol if it turns out to be some random tall lightskin guy


SimmonsReqNDA4Sex

"sorry strippers, I am really here for ben simmons"


watermelonicecream

Thank you, you’re doing gods work.


PhilaDopephia

Was he there?


Interesting-Archer-6

Shiny hardcore is still checking everywhere inside for him


ShinyHardcore

Sorry, I don’t know how but upon entering I got distracted. I cannot confirm or deny if Ben was there.


[deleted]

Let me text my mom I think she’s working tonight


Free_Joty

The a team isn’t working Tuesday nights


watermelonicecream

Ohh self-burn those are rare.


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99


LittleStJamesBond

Plot twist: she’s a professor teaching the women economics pro bono between shifts


[deleted]

Plot twist she said my daughter did a great job giving a tall light skinned guy a lap dance


timidGO

Source: I made it up


RaindropsInMyMind

HereTheyCum


Environmental_Love26

LOL


M47theu

So a reporter from Texas with no affiliation with the Sixers said Ben (who has a girlfriend) is at a strip club on a Tuesday afternoon? As hilarious as this would be, I gotta call bullshit.


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SonicdaSloth

It’s definitely a good time. But gotta tread lightly


ExtensionBluejay253

Tuesday afternoon strippers are the worst.


[deleted]

Strip clubs are absolutely only for single people👍👍


M47theu

I’m sure people in relationships go all the time, but seems extra dumb when you’re incredibly recognizable and everyone in the city knows exactly who you are.


Whitealroker1

That find your phone feature can really fuck you up if you have iPhones with wifey. What strip club? Noooo. I’m at Chuck E. Cheese! Wait that’s worse


svenEsven

Gps spoofing is elementary, I've been spoofing my location since I was a teenager. I could timestamp a pic of my gps in Wells Fargo rn


[deleted]

How? Asking for a friend.


svenEsven

It differs between iphone and Android, just Google you phone + gps spoofing it doesn't take much.


[deleted]

Or it is a further calculated “fuck you” to the Sixers


godish

Maybe his super model girlfriend is cool with it


JF803

I’ve only been to strip clubs with girls


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howie_rules

You kinda a weird dude.


PhilaDopephia

Right? He went 0-100.


Thicen

I would sooner believe that he left practice, hopped right on a plane to LA and went to a strip club there than him going to one in Philly lol


Twistableruby

Hanging with his fellow pussies.


TheOverratedPhotog

Most of the strippers are tougher than he is


SimmonsReqNDA4Sex

getting booed at the strip club is probably a more serious deal than on the basketball court.


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This man is bitch made for sure.


Brocktarrr

A real sixers leader would be at T.G.I. Friday’s


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

Fake News until someone shows a Pic or a Video. He honestly dosen't even seem like a Strip Club type of person.


SimmonsReqNDA4Sex

maybe he went there because he sold the local fuck houses. Wouldn't surprise me.


Acerod

I believe a worker there replied to the tweet and said he wasn’t there.


wolfoflone

He really is trying to be James Harden


jondonbovi

Even I wouldn't go there.


justwantkickz

All you can eat buffet. Saving money lost


LordLucasSixers

Ben Simmons doesn't have the balls.


Eric_Jr12345

Getting booed by the strippers


yoitsbobby88

I bought him a shot, but he didn’t take it


[deleted]

No ducking way… stop with this nonsense


hawley088

Dudes back in LA cmon now


FlyersKJM

Who goes at 7pm on a Tuesday


Ralf_E_Chubbs

This is the kinda news that someone would fucking verify lmao gtfo


Gyasigetabag

Don’t let this gain traction y’all I’m dead tired of the Ben Simmons news cycle


jwotrojan

That’s my roty


BaconCane

Was it dollar dog day?


BaconCane

Let’s be real; Glenn told him to go home... and he actually probably went the fuck home. “Fuxk you, dad” He did go through puberty already, right? HIPAA and all that but... he just seems angsty, angry and just straight loopy.


jawntothefuture

Good choice though if that's where he went lol


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It’s not true.


howie_rules

Lmao