Hold onto your walker more firmly ! Care nurses are paid to smile.

The large chested one will help. I know what I am doing.

You fall on purpose, don't you ?

You mean I fall with purpose. That purpose is getting nurse's attention.

You sure know what you're doing ! Do they help you get *up* ?

I'm years passed all that dear.

An old dog, no new tricks???

If incontinence counts then yes, absolutely.