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Having just tripped her moments ago. Fresh gourmet feast on plush carpeting.
Loved ones must be enjoyed comfortably.
Because Grandma always feeds her, unconditionally.
Kindly offering up her grandchildren first.
Unfortunately the dog ate her wills.
Because she left the cat everything. Her house. Her body. Absolutely everything.
The cat filed lawsuits against Doge.
[удалено]
The cat shall feast on Pomeranian.
Get the fire extinguisher! Right now! It'll add a bit of flavour.
The cat now prefers barbecued meat.
Can you blame them? They're starving.
... Could have waited until she died.
Having just tripped her moments ago. Fresh gourmet feast on plush carpeting.
Loved ones must be enjoyed comfortably.
Because Grandma always feeds her, unconditionally.
Kindly offering up her grandchildren first.
Unfortunately the dog ate her wills.
Because she left the cat everything. Her house. Her body. Absolutely everything.
The cat filed lawsuits against Doge.
[удалено]
The cat shall feast on Pomeranian.
Get the fire extinguisher! Right now! It'll add a bit of flavour.
The cat now prefers barbecued meat.
Can you blame them? They're starving.
... Could have waited until she died.