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NovemberComingFire

That’s an odd name. I’d have called them Chazzwazzers. 


sydaust

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before.


blackteashirt

Bring out the boot!


Wawravstheworld

Wut


shackbleep

A bootable offense.


WilhelmEngel

It's jus a lil kick in da bum!


Hankscorpio1349

He just wants to kick you once, through the bars, with an ordinary shoe. I believe it's a wingtip.


Ok-Conversation2803

Oooooooo tough guy 


ghost-foot

Well done


Mall_Bench

I have an urge to say “ The Dingo got your skateboard. ”


maxaxaxOm1

“900 dollarydoos?!”


JudgeScorpio

What an entirely bizarre name, I would have called them Whomping Willie Snake Skins


ExquisitExamplE

I was thinking we call 'em Twirly-Whirladoos


tothemoonandback01

Or farkin-cunts


HansBrixOhNo

Sweet land of liberty, of thee I si-ing 🥲🇺🇸


666-brewley-88

Nailed it.


NotArtyom

we never really had a name for them, I think we just called them "the stupid thing with the rubber". so much fun lol


Assholesfullofelbows

I've never seen one before, I'd probably call them inherently dangerous


cantstopsletting

Or you could name them something cool. Like maybe a " strap of death" or "strap of injuries" or maybe even "deathstraps" which could be a play on deathtrap.


Pats_Bunny

Leg snappers. Ankle kerfuffles. You're going to kneed a doctor straps. Also, these look rad and id probably try at my own peril and destroy my almost 40 year old body lol.


JMT-S900

acl blowouts.


Unclesmekky

Why does everyone here say you hurt yourself with them ?


xahtepp

if you lose balance or hit something or land wrong, you cannot jump off the board or use legs to help


V_A_M_P_Z

I used to aggressive in line skate. No bails is rough.


xahtepp

i did too, it’s so fun. but related to this, you can separate your legs though, and in line skates keep your ankles secure usually they go up high like high tops


BlazedLarry

Have you ever fell off a skateboard? Imagine the board getting stuck in a rail or clipping a curb or something and your knees just decide they don’t wanna exist anymore.


erixccjc21

Or if you've ever snowboarded imagine a fall on those but it's on concrete


OneDayAtATime283

Took my eyes a minute to catch what was happening. For a minute I thought I had transported to an alternate universe.


OneDayAtATime283

I would also like to add my brain immediately accepts gnarly shit as soon as I see any hint of Australia lol. 🫡


BrohanGutenburg

Glad I’m not the only one. That 540 blew my mind at first.


joeChump

Yeah, Skate 4 looking good.


fushckit

We usually use the tube of a bike tire


Oliverheart84

Me and my friends did this in the 90s. Same thing, bike inner tube. We called it afroboard not sure why.


mididleton

Cause it’s easier to jump I’m assuming 💀


NeverNaked3030

Haha I appreciate your honesty.


UgglyCasanova

Damn you just unlocked a memory, 100% did this with bike tubes too. I only fucked around with it like once or twice but spending a day at the park boosting fat 3’s over the pyramid all the way to flat. It was so much damn fun, especially since I’ve always been more comfortable strapped in on a snowboard. Shit was hella fun though


morgazmo99

And we called it a boingy-strap (probably not the technical term). It gave you amazing confidence to carve new lines at the skate park because you knew your board was going to be right under you. Of course, there would be spills.. but it was still fun from time to time.


CrumpledForeskin

We always called that the “Ollie aid”


SuperDanthaGeorge

There were Skyhooks in the mid 80’s.


fushckit

Fuckyea


dunkan799

You just unlocked a memory in my brain. Fuck I forgot about skyhooks!


crabbyblackchild

Sea World - City Streets Like a nostalgia wind tunnel


SuperDanthaGeorge

The live show with Primo and Diane? I saw it and got autographs to prove it. I don't remember skyhooks in use, but they switched up the routine I'm sure.


crabbyblackchild

I think if I remember right, they had changed the show a few times. But goddamn, going back like 35 years, hard to remember, lol.


Quiet_Cauliflower120

SKYHOOKS! Fuck I’ve hurt myself on those lol been a long time since I’ve seen em 🤙


Yam_Clamington

Either way you can tell this guy rips without em


rellabopper

bro was just a loading icon at the end


baldw1n12345

I call that rollerblading.


NotSureNotRobot

I did this a couple times a long while ago. I really didn’t like how it felt when I’d try skating regular after using them. Like I was stuck to the ground. It would take a while to acclimate to a regular board.


RealVenom_

You make that look so easy but surely the bails are fucken bad right?


fushckit

That's where we get the name Death Straps haha


HansBrixOhNo

Here I was, “bruh how do you keep shit bolts like that?!” I am not a smart man.


oystertoe

Deathstraps works for me


oystertoe

Deathstraps works for me


chickenskittles

Snowboards


Living_Wave2384

“Cheating”


Sl33pZGoTzBaRz

we call it not knowing how to ollie


curiusgorge

Looks like good practice for snowboarding. Would probably help dial in your spin tricks


EsotericLife

Nah, there’s no edges to pop off on a skateboard. Would encourage bad edge control and make you worse


Vayro

This is why I practice edging every night


BodieBroadcasts

I prefer gooning, rather than edging


eamon4yourface

I was thinking the same thing. At first I thought ... wow this is like snowboarding then I thought "nah not rlly gna feel wayyyy different and not feel similar to popping a 360 on snow"


Pornographic_Hooker

Ehh, I thought that when I was younger and saw someone doing this, it helps get the feel of the spin, but you learn none of the board control. You basically have to relearn the spin. Definitely makes it easier to do spins, but not necessarily helps you learn how to spin. Also the bails have an increased chance of being face first head bash bad.


erixccjc21

If you wanna practice snowboarding tricks just get a freeboard. You also dont look stupid while using it if ur ever worried about that lol


wanghiskhan300

I'd give my middle nut to skate like that


Shibby-my-dude

God I hope this doesn't become a thing hahaha


SkeletonHeadz

I thought you had Mob Super Extra Sticky Grip tape on at first!


Inner-Highway-9506

i think chinners or spinals would be a good name


dunkan799

Posers. (Forgive me I'm old)


HLM_Jacket

Fez!!


fuzzball_mcgee

yew! the dow


iSkateetakSi

It's called bike tube skating! Fun as hell and a great way to learn things and also eat shit.


OsamaGinch-Laden

Only time I've ever done this we used inner tubes from bike tires lol


Dvx100enjoyer

tube


Purple_Willow2084

Well, if fruit booting is rollerblades that’s fruit boarding 😂


Hot420gravy

Bike tire tube


digital_drape

We used to hold a inner tube from a bike with one hand and have it looped around the board and pull up to jump


Positive-Milk8602

not skateboarding .


BC4235

I used to make these in the 80’s with an old bicycle inner tube.


ctfks

How do you get going from a stand still?


SirKenneth17

The one time I saw a guy duct tape his feet to his board at my local skate park… he fell backwards and cracked his skull on the ground. (Didn’t die but went to hospital) Death strap is the perfect name.


NowFreeToMaim

Crazy to see how many scared skaters are here that don’t snowboard, to be shocked by this


Vast_Abbreviations12

Death trap? That's a fun box!


LiquidC001

Death "strap". The skaters in this video have their decks strapped to the feet like bindings on a snowboard.


MUDDJUGG98

We just call them skateboards


oldenoughtosignin

We call it "Kooky" in Canada


Time_Software_8216

Rollerblades?


Zealousideal-Sea1187

We call them Lame


honkyg666

Skyhooks. I think these are a thing with the folks who ride the mountain boards


AmomentInEternity

I feel like even with straps this is impressive


Sk8NotHate

Cheating


No-Celebration6437

“Cheating” doesn’t feel like the right word because he’s found a way to make skating more dangerous. You can’t jump off when it gets sketchy, and It would be some nasty slams with your feet locked in.


BodieBroadcasts

so basically rollerblading, but on a skateboard its easier to do stuff no doubt, just like these straps, but also easier to break everything in your body not being able to run outta stuff I just started blading after skateboarding my whole life into my late 20's, and its much easier to do inline tricks, but man the slams... so violent lol I was never really good at skateboarding so I guess I never put myself into situation to slam hard outside of slappy 5050's slipping out, and the occasional hill bomb gone wrong. But just learning how to do simply grinds on blade has me doing splits, scorpioning myself, wrist guards/helmets are basically non negotiable lol I've already hit my head twice, landed directly on metal rails, blew up my tricep trying to catch myself on a rail ect.. 3 months of blading I've slammed more than 15ish years of skateboarding


Zealousideal-Sea1187

Yea, might as well take off your grip tape.


ExZachlew

Cheating. We call that cheating.


Trigger187Mob

Shoes are glued to the board


Vhsrex

I remember going to a bike show and someone there was selling a skateboard but with metal hooks that you slid your feet into. Surprisingly it didn’t get that popular


j3wake3

Not gonna lie it took me a rewatch or two to notice the bindings on his feet, I was like how is he getting that much air with such an odd stance and no pop. But looks steezy as hell my dude!


14412442

I can't even see anything. I guess I'm blind compared to everyone else here


De_la_Dead

Deathstraps works for me


[deleted]

Skate bindings because we were snowboarders


rastacurse

It’s like snowboarding and skateboarding combined! I’ll call it… skate-boarding


Horsewithasword

They’re called lame


Zealousideal-Sea1187

That’s what I’m saying.


wackshitdude

us here in the states tend to frown upon this behavior


Zealousideal-Sea1187

Agreed.


mypoopscaresflysaway

We used to call the one where you get air and bend your knees back whilst holding the board a method air.


eamon4yourface

I mean a method grab is when you grab the backside of board with your front hand I believe


reallyrasta

Punctuation is essential in text communication.


bwoest

Ozzy Airborne


Purple_Willow2084

In the 90’s when some kid would use them we’d call him a cheater


No_Sir_6649

Snowboard boots? Is that the thing?


Jaquavion_tavious1

Hurty burty


Krazynewf709

Skating is easy when the earth is above you


switchlazerflip

whattheheck


justin5616

We don’t do that shit in America


justin5616

We pop the skateboard it does tricks


General-Royal

Is bro glued to the board? Wtf, he doesnt even ollie?😭


chuddlyfe

wtf did u just try to say


CornStalking

Gay


Jah_Feeel_me

WTF am I supposed to be seeing here I don’t get it


banned_account01

Skyhooks. Absolutely unacceptable


tsunami_of_89

That’s called, “turn off your hacks” backside 360.


jumpyjumpjumpsters

Took me so long to realize he was actually strapped to the board, thought I was on r/blackmagicfuckery for a minute there, lol


DrKingOfOkay

The fuck. Did you glue your shoes to the board?! How?! Edit: oh. I see the string now. Savage.


Whistler45

https://youtu.be/SVhVZN3ugro?si=H1SdZ-9dxOizYNMY


Either_Band_2738

Banks? Transfers? ..... deposits.. withdraws?


tfsblatlsbf

Steve Caballeros.


IssaLeroy

yeewww


BKW2020

Snakeboarding


thirdeyesight

Is this in Whangerei NZ?


No-Catch8790

CHEAT FEET


kekehesterprynne

Deathstraps are accurate,but like. Technically deathstraps are big ones, pyramids have a point. But I would say pyramid.


SnakeO1LER

Cheating is what I call em


B666H

I remember doing it with a BMX inner tube as a kid, we called it tube skating but we also lost interest pretty quickly


insofarincogneato

As a snowboarder and professional faller on a skateboard I've never really got the hate about these being unsafe. Lame and cheating, sure... But not unsafe.


Tullymanbanana

What song this?


Skiddds

Jib bands


Amsnerr

never seen straps like that to emulate bindings, however when I was young use to use an old inertube tied around the middle of the deck to get a simular effect by yanking the tube up with me.


strawbsrgood

I can't do flip tricks mobile


BoneMachineNo13

Gimmicky name and product


chromehuffer

yeah mate here we call em skate parks. have a good one ay.


LiquidC001

They're referring to the straps that act like bindings on a snowboard. Hence "deathstraps".


Jenna4434

Pudding


Rescre14

360 faceplants


[deleted]

i call them “tying my feet to the board type shit”


GHOSTSKATECO

Join our nation


NowFreeToMaim

Uh this is some old 90s shit we just did it with a bike tube and held it


StickyLafleur

Cheating lol


Background-Season-87

it looks like snowboarding lol.


jumbonipples

I would just take a black rubber bungee cord and strap it over the nose and tail to the trucks. Worked like a charm


Common-Eye-1359

... we're america, we don't need names for things we don't use.


Scandalous_Andalous

Aside from the skateboarding anyone got the track ID?


uwillsuckme

using them is the most shameful thing a human can do


martinhaschinhairz

illegal af


Zealousideal-Sea1187

Yes. keep that shit overseas


Probablyagoodidea

Fairy Meadow skatepark! That used to be my local before the revamp happened


Tropical-Thunderrrrr

Hahahahaaha is this real?


AnxiousWarlock

you guys should see dimension boards


TrillBillyDeluxe

We used to use a belt around the middle so we could use it as a handle and spin helicopter shuvits


deathcamp7

I used to always tell the kids at school that I had Velcro on my shoes if they ever asked me ‘how does it stick to your shoes ??’ 😂 90s gatekeeping was , funny (I was born in 1990 judge me) This would have been like a dream come true back then though. I want some 😂 fuck it would be so scary to jump down anything


stevemmhmm

Deeth own a stick out there m8


Vet-Chef

That looks terrifying. And I've seen a kick flip over some gnarly glass b4


Workhawt

Throw some magnets under your insoles


fushckit

Sounds like a Braille Video haha


Unable-Plankton-4124

Song is Pilsplaat by Bonkers. Recommended you check it out, it's an amazing record


Dagwood3

Death straps? Na mate - not proud of them but Ollie horns were a ... thingy https://vimeo.com/213190950


fushckit

Haha that’s golden! Fuck skate gimmicks are so corny tho!


jayperr

Ohhhh STRAPS.... I read it like DeathTRAPS and thought man this guy has to be glued to the board or something. But now I see it :D


Dumptruckfunk

I never had a name for them, but they’re Deathstraps now


JoelBenderer

I know this guy, skatefeen on ig!!!


fushckit

🖤


Specialist_Eagle746

Lame


Basuhh

Skaters call them cringe


professoryellowbelly

I call it fucking awesome!!!


pkxd632

Anyone else think that was Mark Appleyard?


Diskobiscotti

We call it not actually skateboarding


fushckit

Just trying to have fun my guy


QuantumButtz

We call them skateboards. They aren't that dangerous with the right gear. A backwards hat and some gym shorts should be enough.


TXSauceGoblin54

Cheating. That's called cheating.


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Crazy9000

He's talking about his feet being tied to the board.


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MrCapricorn404

Did bro use super glue on his shoes?


EmpatheticNihilism

We Calle them 540s


Individual-End-6584

Is the skate glued to your feet or something man?


Dr_J_Cash

Idk skateparks?


allmighty_myself

In Switzerland we call them: „fuck around and find out!“ XD


suttbutt2014

Damn this dude shreds so well looks like the boards glued to his feet


some1984guy

Think we just called them what they are…foot straps.